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hussain S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division	posted 10-08-2001 23:21 http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/ I don't think I need to say more. IP: Logged
CapnBiggles clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding	posted 10-09-2001 00:00 http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/graph.gif [This message has been edited by CapnBiggles (edited 10-09-2001).] IP: Logged
hussain S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division	posted 10-09-2001 00:08 Incase you missed that: http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/graph.gif IP: Logged
jumper42 Frat Troll	posted 10-09-2001 02:05 and what is wrong with a little dishonerable discharge? i find it is the only thing at times that may keep me sane. i would dare any one of you to stop me while i have the five knuckle shuffle on the ole piss pump working. you may get hurt! [edited to add some more cool nick name for wanking off] pud wacking yogort slinging one legged race punching the clown (one for the ladies)rubbing the nub tooting your horn..... feel free to add some more of your own [This message has been edited by jumper42 (edited 10-09-2001).] IP: Logged
Tawny PenIs	posted 10-09-2001 08:33 That graph got me so hot and bothered that I jacked off to it. But I didn't spill any "seed", so is that ok? Or am I gonna have to get a clitoridectomy? They gonna eliminate my g-spot too? IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 10-09-2001 10:24 Hey, a clitoridectomy is NOT analagous to a circumcision. Lop off the whole glans and you might have something similar. The foreskin is SKIN! Not a bundle of nerve endings with the potential to make the bearer very very happy. Dammit. -Bex IP: Logged
unregistered Neophyte Pen	posted 10-09-2001 13:57 God gets angry when you waste your seed. Real christians jack into a jar and sell it at yard sales. IP: Logged
fenomas argument nazi	posted 10-09-2001 17:14 "everything I do is important, so I save my feces in jars" IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 10-09-2001 19:27 quote: Reality:Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators. ...and so did most policemen, judges, teachers, politicians... I'll tell you right now that if it weren't for masturbation, I would have spent most of my teen years commiting crimes instead of locked in my room. -Chris IP: Logged
jumper42 Frat Troll	posted 10-09-2001 20:17 AMEN TO THAT! IP: Logged
marcel Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 10-10-2001 06:16 quote: Originally posted by hussain: Incase you missed that: http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/graph.gif Fuckin A, I was wrong. It's not the druggies causing all the crime, It's the wankers! Commie bastards. There ought to be a law........... -Marcel IP: Logged
zippy Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 10-10-2001 10:13 goodness, i didnt know masturbation was so bad for me. i'll have to cease this sinful behaviour at once. thank you hussain, you have saved my soul halleluja! prrrraise jesus!! IP: Logged
hussain S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division	posted 10-10-2001 12:36 aw shit. its too bad they didn't have a forum, we could decend like trolls. grins IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 10-10-2001 21:23 I heard it called "polishing the chinaman" today. Of course, it was a translation of french slang and you know how those french are. I still like spanking the monkey. -Bex IP: Logged
nrrhgreg Neophyte Pen	posted 10-11-2001 07:25 From their FAQ As far as Crime goes, it's pretty obvious that Masturbation and Football (you know, guys bending over in tight pants) are the leading causes of Rape and other sexual Crimes. After Masturbation and Football are made illegal, the Crime rate will plummet. IP: Logged
Tawny PenIs	posted 10-11-2001 09:19 Ok, sure, make it illegal. But who the HELL is gonna regulate it? How many people really get caught masturbating? I mean, Pee Wee Herman got caught and he was arrested...not because masturbation is illegal, but because public exposure IS. I know in many states oral and/or anal sex are illegal, but how many people are really brought up on charges against doing it? Do these crackheads really think, even if masturbation IS the root of all evil, that it will change anything by simply making it illegal? Um, hello? I can masturbate by swinging in a swing; is that going to be illegal too? IP: Logged
marcel Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 10-11-2001 09:36 quote: Originally posted by Tawny: Ok, sure, make it illegal. But who the HELL is gonna regulate it? I will damn it. Someone's got to step up here. Sounds like my kind of job. I would need to be sworn in first. IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 10-11-2001 09:38 YU0 P30PL3Z = 0\/\/\|\\|3D!!11 For fuck's sake, don't you know a troll when you see it? ::laughs:: IP: Logged
Tawny PenIs	posted 10-11-2001 09:56 Nothing surprises me. IP: Logged
hussain S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division	posted 10-11-2001 11:57 I'm not clicking on that. IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 10-11-2001 12:38 Tawny - I know biblethumpers can be goofy, but note the "tells" like in the FAQ where they're speaking urgently of the need for football, as a "leading cause of rape", to be made illegal. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that they're probably trollin' there. IP: Logged
zaksquatch Member with a member	posted 10-11-2001 12:53 quote: Originally posted by Jimbo: *Tawny - I know biblethumpers can be goofy, but note the "tells" like in the FAQ where they're speaking urgently of the need for football, as a "leading cause of rape", to be made illegal.* I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that they're probably trollin' there. What are you talking about? Every Sunday, when I watch football with my buddies, I get realy worked up. I always end up raping at least one of them. IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 10-11-2001 12:57 Heck yeah. I'd rape a football player. Preferably a wide reciever or at most, a tight end. Those defensive backs are just a little too much man for me. -Bex (who votes two thumbs up for the new fashion in shimmering tight pants) IP: Logged
nuentoter Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck	posted 10-11-2001 14:55 Having a session with the wise master Hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower Memory Bank Spank Getting jiggy with it Cleaning the snorkel Mugging the Kojak Doll Giving flipper a backrub Making pudding' Shaking hands with Mr. Happy Making sewer babies Dating the palm sisters Cocking the Gun Filling up the belly button well Conditioning the leather Rubbing one off Satisfying King Solomon Inflating the Zeppelin Massaging the Marrionette, no strings attached Extracting a core sample Enforcing the "No Fly Zone" Digital Manipulation of the Coital Apparatus Testing out the magic love wand The Rise and Fall of Peter the Great Firing the Surgeon General Squeaky the squirrel Taking Herman to the circus Freeing the soldiers of love Boobytrapping a toilet seat Galloping the lizard Five finger boogie on the blue vein Tickling little Tommy behind the ear Walking the one eyed dog Making gravy Humping the old hand Greasing The Baseball Bat One man tug of War Hang The Hamster 5 Digit Disco Rocking the lil' man in the boat The disappearing cigar trick Male polishing the stinger Checking the tweeters Shaking hands with the wife's wedding present Launching the heat seeking moisture missile Filleting the trouser trout Jerking my johnson Lathering the Latin love lance Bending to the will of the one eyed purple warrior Spew from the column of delight Honking bobo Riding the one eyed wonder horse Saying hello to my little friend Prostate Maintenance Honking the burrito Pickle dancing Skipping rocks off the lake of love Shaving the cucumber Faxing a hard copy to the Castro Walking the dog Using the Force Flogging the dolphin Whipping up some baby batter Feeding your trouser-mouse Jolting the bean Cock the cannon Supply and Demand Putting mayo on the knuckle sandwich Doing the hand-jive Firing the photon torpedoes Shooting putty at the moon The sperm manicure Putting the dog's eye out Rubbing the nub Saying hi to big Jim and the twins Verifying your manhood Worshiping the fist prince Yanking the penal cord Flushing babies The two fisted monkey slap The blob blaster Spewing crude Wank your crank Skanking the pickle Smacking the pudge Unrolling the turtle neck Unsheathing the shlong Shining the helmet Dressing up like the mail man Spit shining the trophy Making love with miss Right Spin the humming top Letting off a few wrist rockets Freeing the Willies Petting the Parrot Punching the Munchkin Spanking the Monkey Slapping the Salami Choking the Chicken Caressing the Cucumber Doing the Mighty Wang Chung Shining the Shaft Tweaking the Totem Pole Lubricating the Piston Beating the Meat Arming the Torpedo Playing One Arm Bandit Playing One Eyed Bandit Playing the Skin Flute Fondling the Fountain Churning Butter It's the Middle School Rodeo Knuckle Shuffle on the Piss Pump Gushing the Geyser Milking the Heifer Squeezing the Squirrel Jerking Off Pulling the Pud Pulling a Pee-Wee Going Blind Growing Hair on the Palms Waxing the Dolphin Beating the Bishop Jerking the Gherkin Whacking Off Pounding the Pepperoni Cleaning the Canoli Special Saucing the Big Mac Fondling the Fahita Banging the Burrito Heisting the Jewels Hustling the Hog Waxing the T-Bird Polishing the Rocket Getting Your Pole Varnished Chaffing the chimp Making the Meat-Whistle Torching the Taliwacker Giving it a Tug Shaking Hands with the Unemployed Beating the boner Handling the hard on Yanking your chain Sanding the woody Lubricating the love stick Sharpening the pencil Tickling old one-eye Making the Cyclops fight the five headed monster until he cries Grabbing the grouse Spackling the ceiling Bopping the baloney Pumping the gas Draining the main vein Worshiping the finger prince Pumping the revolver Shooting the 6 shooter Polishing the family jewels Waxing your Rocket Spilling milk Working the glue stick Pleasing the turtle Playing "hookey" Walking the bearded one-eyed love dog Beating the piss outta my best friend Making a knuckle hot dog Cuffing the carrot Chugging the choo-choo Making "Love" in the hand Squeezing the cream out of the flesh Twinkie(tm) Making Johnny Walker red Playing Rumple Foreskin Wrestling the Bald Headed Champ Punching the Clown Plucking the duck Choking the snake Tugging the Tapioca Tube Getting to be better friends with Willy Stretching before strenuous exercise Taming Goliath Corralling the Tadpoles Jacking my Mule Flogging yer dummy Roughing up the suspect ('Cause you know he's guilty) Putting miles on your monkey Getting a little off-hand ------------------ monk: what is the most valuable thing in this world master: a dead cat monk why? master: because no one can put a price on it IP: Logged
hussain S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division	posted 10-11-2001 16:16 I'm uh.... speechless. IP: Logged

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