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Topic: Jedi Knight as a RELIGION!?!?!
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Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 10-10-2001 05:36
   
So, you beat me to posting that ridiculous story of being a Jedi Knight...WHAT THE HELL is that all about!? Religions are funny lately. Did you know there is also a.... ah, let's call them "group of people"... that are Misty Avalonians? Yes, their Bible is "The Mists of Avalon" by Marion Zimmer Bradley. Well, I guess that even Christians follow a book written by unmarried men who were probably misogynists. (Just my opinion, though) ------------------
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." -- Friedrich Nietzche IP: Logged |
joshy
Uber PenIs
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posted 10-10-2001 06:55
I do so entertain myself...[09:37] Jason D: ODL http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/22113.html
[09:40] Josh: Saw it already. You must learn speed, my young padiwan [09:40] Jason D: I'd heard they were trying to pull it off, but Jebus Cwist., I didn't think they'd do it. [09:41] Josh: Well, they DO have over 800 religions listed [09:41] Jason D: I thought somebody would have put the kiabosh on this...it seems so....ridiculous. [09:43] Josh: I don't know- not much goofier than a religion based on the child of a virgin, who espouses ritualized cannibalism and rose from the dead, but doesn't eat anyone's brains. [09:45] Jason D: I tried playing the "Jesus is a ghoul" card once or twice & it really seems to get Xtians attention rather quickly.
I'm expecting an official William Shatner is God religion any week now.
[09:45] Josh: LOL IP: Logged |
Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 10-10-2001 07:06
And I quote Han Solo in Return of the Jedi (After Solo is thawed and he is in the cell with Chewbacca.)"A Jedi Knight!? I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur." (Yeah, I can almost quote the whole movie... at one point I could, but I have forgotten most of it.) IP: Logged |
hussain
S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division
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posted 10-10-2001 07:55
We should lobby and see if we could get PenIs listed as a religion.IP: Logged |
Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 10-10-2001 09:11
What would we call ourselves? PenIs's or PenIs-ites?What days off for holiday can we have? Let's ponder this.... But what a great idea. IP: Logged |
zaksquatch
Member with a member
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posted 10-10-2001 09:29
Doods, did none of you read past the headline?It clearly says somewhere in the article, that the census board does not officially RECOGNIZE any religion. Their job is to categorize ANSWERS. And as there are a lot of dorks out there, now Jedi Knight is an officially recognized ANSWER. That is all, thank you. IP: Logged |
unregistered
Neophyte Pen
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posted 10-10-2001 12:26
So what you're saying is that we should lobby and get PenIs listed as a religion?IP: Logged |
zaksquatch
Member with a member
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posted 10-10-2001 12:34
quote:
Originally posted by unregistered:
So what you're saying is that we should lobby and get PenIs listed as a religion?
EXACTLY! Kneel before the mighty Pen! [This message has been edited by zaksquatch (edited 10-10-2001).] IP: Logged |
bob
unregistered
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posted 10-10-2001 19:06
what is the SCA?IP: Logged |
jumper42
Frat Troll
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posted 10-10-2001 20:34
ALL BOW BEFORE ME AND WORSHIP MY MEMEBER!!!IP: Logged |
BaldGhoti
Member with a member
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posted 10-10-2001 21:26
quote:
Originally posted by bob:
what is the SCA?
Society for Creative Anachronism. Medieval warfare reenactors. ------------------
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