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Amazon

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posted 10-10-2001 07:00     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
http://www.msnbc.com/local/kprc/a919309.asp
Coroner: Object In Fruit Drink Not Penis


COMMERCE CITY, Colo., 7:59 p.m. CDT October 3, 2001 - Tests revealed that a mysterious object believed to be a human penis that was found in a bottled fruit drink by a Commerce City man was actually bacterial mold, police said.

Juan Sanchez-Marchez brought the bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch to police Thursday. He told authorities that he drank almost the entire bottle when he discovered the object.

Investigators had told Commerce City police that the object (pictured, right) appeared to be an intact 3-inch section of a human penis. Tests indicated that the object was not human tissue.

"These tests confirmed that the object was not human tissue, but rather bacterial mold growth. A sample will be forwarded to the FDA forensic laboratory for exact determination of the organism," Adams County Coroner Richard Amend said.


FDA officials told police Tuesday that the drink distributing plant had discovered a second bottle with an unknown substance floating in it.

The substance was described by the coroner's staff as "a cylindrical object about 3 mm long and 3 mm wide," according to a press release.

Police said that they sent the bottle to the coroner's office for testing, and that they were not continuing their criminal investigation into the incidents.

(Amazon note: It looked realistic. Ewww)

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hussain
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posted 10-10-2001 07:39     Click Here to See the Profile for hussain   Click Here to Email hussain     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
This only makes me wonder further.

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zaksquatch
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posted 10-10-2001 09:30     Click Here to See the Profile for zaksquatch   Click Here to Email zaksquatch     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Wait, so all of that delicious Cock Juice(TM) that I have been buying from Safeway has no real COCK in it?

This is bullshit!!!

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Jimbo
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posted 10-10-2001 17:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Not like this was on the front page or anything...

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