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Topic: New Penis Enlargement Device
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csmith01010
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posted 10-15-2001 23:23
 
Pumps and Pills don't work! The only way to achieve a larger penis is through manual exercise of the penile shaft and glans. These exercises are called jelq, jelqing, or miliking.Now there is a revolutionary new device out there that will help you get REAL gains REAL fast:
http://powerjelq.netfirms.com Check it out. IP: Logged |
CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 10-15-2001 23:44
The scary thing is, I can't tell if this is spam or not.IP: Logged |
jumper42
Frat Troll
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posted 10-15-2001 23:49
no this is relavent information that needs to be known!!!IP: Logged |
CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 10-15-2001 23:54
 Sorry, but that thing isnt getting near my crotch. IP: Logged |
jumper42
Frat Troll
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posted 10-16-2001 00:03
it looks like a new, radical salad tongs.IP: Logged |
fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 10-16-2001 01:06
Biggles, edit your title.IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 10-16-2001 04:56
Yeah biggles...And when you figure out how to do it without admin powers let me know  Er...or... wait... does biggles have admin powers? IP: Logged |
marcel
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 10-16-2001 05:18
I use one of those to change oil filters.
[This message has been edited by marcel (edited 10-19-2001).] IP: Logged |
CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 10-16-2001 10:10
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Originally posted by fenomas:
Biggles, edit your title.
Talk to eod, heh. I already asked. I don't have admin access, but it'd be nice IP: Logged |
MrSelfdestruct
Member with a member
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posted 10-16-2001 17:21
Those are used to pull jars of home made jam out of a boiling pot of water, used to seal the jar.My mom has like three of em, it doesn't work, trust me Damn it, reality ruins it again IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 10-16-2001 17:55
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Originally posted by MrSelfdestruct:
...My mom has like three of em, it doesn't work, trust me...
Wait... doesn't work for taking jars out of boiling water or doesn't work as a penis enlargement device?? I mean... you did wait for the fancy tongs to cool before you tried using it as an enlargement device, right? IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 10-16-2001 17:59
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Originally posted by CapnBiggles:
Sorry, but that thing isnt getting near my crotch.
But they GUARANTEE your money back if it doesnt' work! I mean.. sure it may accidentally crush/mangle/cut/slice/dice/julien/crinkle-cut/blend/look-at-that-tomato your penis, but you are guaranteed your money back? How much can you really lose? -Chris IP: Logged |
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