posted 10-18-2001 19:21            

What I need from you guys, the faithful penIs readers, is questions:

What do you want to know about penIs, its history, its posters, Mightymon's strange sexual habits, etc?

You can post your questions here in this thread, or else you can email eod or myself.

posted 10-18-2001 19:55            

2. why does EOD like the little boys so much?

3. what is up with your obsession with cake?

4. is it true that jimbo was in ed-sample clip but he just squinted his eyes to look chinese?

5. how cool is it to do X at a LAN party?

6. does bex ever let you have your balls back that she stores in her purse?

posted 10-18-2001 19:58            

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Originally posted by jumper42:
4. is it true that jimbo was in ed-sample clip but he just squinted his eyes to look chinese?

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Didn't have to squint - I was "Samurai Dad" off-camera, telling Marcel (who was squinting to look Japanese, thank you) to finish the last bit off the floor.

Can't stand a mess, I can't. HAI!

posted 10-18-2001 20:17            

Fen was spontaneously created by dark forces to invade the far east. His brother, Weis, was spontaneously created on the opposite side of the world in order to bring balance and good to the Americas.

It was an experiment that failed. Lesson learned: Dont fool with majiks.

2. why does EOD like the little boys so much?

They taste like chicken. Stop sending him pictures.

3. what is up with your obsession with cake?

Oooh! This one will make it into the FAQ for sure!

Old joke from the "onion" about ten years ago that went too far.

I'll go more in depth with the obsession later.

5. how cool is it to do X at a LAN party?

I think they have "X light" now too.

6. does bex ever let you have your balls back that she stores in her purse?

Nope. Thats alright though... she also lets me wear her clothes.

posted 10-18-2001 20:29            

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Originally posted by Clme:
[b]Oooh! This one will make it into the FAQ for sure!

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posted 10-19-2001 01:42            

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Originally posted by MidniteSquirrel:
Yeah, here's a question: What ARE some of Mightymon's sexual habits? Tho I have a feeling I really don't want to know... but I bet it'd be good for a laugh.

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My sexual deviancies include, oddly enough, having sex with Squirrels at Midnite;
erotic squaredancing;
paper-mache Mexican Dollie Dress-Down Weekend;
Clme-Drawings-In-His-Own-Feces Month;
saying "Shelly" everytime I see "Clme";
jerking off to everyone of jumper42's posts and getting that special feeling just knowing that that is exactly the same thing he was doing when he posted the message to which I masturbate;
making sense in message boards;
NOT posting on the mainpage;
and putting my hair up in little bows, taking a picture, and forcing eod to use it whenever I post in the message board.

Kinda odd how most of my sex-life revolves around this message board...and not Quake.

216.40.142.169

posted 10-19-2001 02:29            

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Originally posted by Clme:
5. how cool is it to do X at a LAN party?

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I propose a different answer:

switch (X) {

case "UT" :
return("Good use of a PII400.");break;

case "swap MP3s" :
return("Dude, that's not legal");break;

case "Counterstrike" :
return("Coolio.");break;

case "HomoErotic Man-Love" :
return("I'm busy that day, but Biggles is free.");break;

case "Doom" :
return("Old school like the Run's House tour.");break;

case "E" :
return("Young man, I will confiscate that glowstick.");break;

case "D&D" :
return("I cast Mordenkainen's Lucubration on the cake.");break;

default :
return("Baby Ruth!");
}

posted 10-19-2001 04:14            

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Originally posted by MightyMon:
jerking off to everyone of jumper42's posts and getting that special feeling just knowing that that is exactly the same thing he was doing when he posted the message to which I masturbate;

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i will be auctioning off my keyboard on ebay soon, that collects a lot of my tadpoles just for you mighty mon.

posted 10-19-2001 06:31            

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Originally posted by MightyMon:
Kinda odd how most of my sex-life revolves around this message board...and not Quake.

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Kinda odd too how your sex-life seems to involve your hand and your imagination. But, that answered MY question of "Mon has sexual habits?"

Jumper: What use would I have for balls? They're weird dangly things. Chris can put them in his own purse.

posted 10-20-2001 22:43            

But that's just me.