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Topic: Cut and Waste Time!!
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Clme
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posted 10-18-2001 20:34
   
clme3748: What are you doing on Saturday?
ryanbu007: chaging oil in car, puting in house fan
clme3748: putting in house fan?
ryanbu: changing
clme3748: yes. and putting.
clme3748: but... house fan?
ryanbu: sealing
ryanbu: fan
clme3748: ceiling :-)
clme3748: Why do you need a fan?
clme3748: Aren't the ceilings in the trailer awfully low?IP: Logged |
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posted 10-18-2001 20:41
MrSelfdestruct97: No, but I lived next to power lines at the timeclme3748: Hrm. Paint chips? MrSelfdestruct97: yeah, why? clme3748: paint chips, power lines, and swimming in the reactor pond. MrSelfdestruct97: the reactor pond was too gross, we played at the waste treatment facility, I liked the three headed goats... MrSelfdestruct97: They were funny haha haha hahahahahaha clme3748: heheheheh MrSelfdestruct97: I named one Three-Heady clme3748: Really? clme3748: Why? MrSelfdestruct97: He was silly, one of his heads had two toungs MrSelfdestruct97: He let me ride him sometimes, but that was until he got angry at me and pinned me down with his aposable thumb clme3748: opposable? He pinned you down with JUST his thumb? how large was it? MrSelfdestruct97: about this big clme3748: wow... you're kidding.
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posted 10-18-2001 20:52
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:32:02 PM)-->: I don't save the chats from work
clme3748< !-- (3:32:16 PM)-->: hehe. "evidence"
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:32:16 PM)-->: It's pointless
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:32:22 PM)-->: Yup
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:32:24 PM)-->: BURN IT
clme3748< !-- (3:32:30 PM)-->: well...you could save them, email them, and
delete them.
clme3748< !-- (3:32:45 PM)-->: then run a disk wiper.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:32:45 PM)-->: I could...
clme3748< !-- (3:32:47 PM)-->: yeah.
clme3748< !-- (3:33:09 PM)-->: then also make sure you shoot any coworkers
who may have read over your shoulder while you weren't
looking.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:33:21 PM)-->: hahahhaha
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:33:24 PM)-->: *done*
clme3748< !-- (3:34:00 PM)-->: The security cameras must be taken out.
Wear a black mask/gloves. Stay out of their veiw if
possible. Then hang a photo of the office in front of every
camera.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:34:27 PM)-->: Hrm
clme3748< !-- (3:34:32 PM)-->: the black mask and gloves are "crucial". But
above all... act nonchalant
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:34:36 PM)-->: I don't have that many photos of the
office
clme3748< !-- (3:34:43 PM)-->: otherwise people will get suspicious.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:34:47 PM)-->: At least, not enough to cover all the
cameras
clme3748< !-- (3:34:53 PM)-->: hrm. then you just have to kill everybody.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:34:58 PM)-->: Oh man
clme3748< !-- (3:35:07 PM)-->: wipe the disk... and then kill them.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:35:10 PM)-->: "crucial"....hahahahahahahaha
clme3748< !-- (3:35:40 PM)-->: Oh...and you do of course carry around cans
of charcoal starter fluid, right?
clme3748< !-- (3:35:51 PM)-->: You have to burn the evidence after you kill
them.
clme3748< !-- (3:36:10 PM)-->: saturate the bodies and any computer
equipment well.
clme3748< !-- (3:36:21 PM)-->: DONT GET ANY ON YOURSELF!
clme3748< !-- (3:36:31 PM)-->: and then light the match and go to the roof.
clme3748< !-- (3:36:57 PM)-->: Hopefully your building is within 30 yards of
another building.
clme3748< !-- (3:37:14 PM)-->: Take out your trusty grappling hook and guy
wire.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:37:23 PM)-->: gay wire?
clme3748< !-- (3:37:31 PM)-->: No. Guy wire.
clme3748< !-- (3:37:41 PM)-->: Like what holds up really large antennas.
clme3748< !-- (3:37:54 PM)-->: only... you want some slightly thinner.
clme3748< !-- (3:38:03 PM)-->: You should ALWAYS carry guy wire.
clme3748< !-- (3:38:16 PM)-->: even more crucial than duct tape and a black
mask.
clme3748< !-- (3:38:54 PM)-->: anyway. You string it across and slide to the
next building.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:39:03 PM)-->: i don't believe you
clme3748< !-- (3:39:18 PM)-->: eh? dont believe me? Duct tape is crucial,
dude.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:39:24 PM)-->: ha
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:39:27 PM)-->: Hrm
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:39:31 PM)-->: Go duct tape [feminine companion]
clme3748< !-- (3:39:42 PM)-->: Naw. She fights back.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:39:59 PM)-->: Use chloroform
clme3748< !-- (3:40:12 PM)-->: Oh... not after last time.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:40:19 PM)-->: What ahppened?
clme3748< !-- (3:40:47 PM)-->: Oh... chloroform. I thought you said "Clorox".
clme3748< !-- (3:40:50 PM)-->: hehe.
clme3748< !-- (3:40:53 PM)-->: nevermind.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:40:55 PM)-->: **chris makes up a story real quick**
clme3748< !-- (3:41:06 PM)-->: I NEVER make up stories.
clme3748< !-- (3:41:12 PM)-->: you should know better.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:41:20 PM)-->: Hrm
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:41:43 PM)-->: But I don't
clme3748< !-- (3:41:56 PM)-->: sigh. you poor poor soul.
clme3748< !-- (3:42:07 PM)-->: You dont even carry guy wire around with you
everywhere you go, do you.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:42:12 PM)-->: No....
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:42:14 PM)-->: I sorry.
clme3748< !-- (3:42:24 PM)-->: How are you going to save your AIM chats
effectively without guy wire?
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:42:55 PM)-->: I don't know
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:43:00 PM)-->: I really, really don't know
clme3748< !-- (3:43:14 PM)-->: I mean... once your on the roof, what are you
going to do: Wait for a passing Muslim-Jihad helicoptor
to wisk you away to the holy land?
clme3748< !-- (3:43:38 PM)-->: get real, man!
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:43:41 PM)-->: Yes
clme3748< !-- (3:44:11 PM)-->: I mean...this time of year there are very few
AIM friendly terrorist groups out in Portland.
clme3748< !-- (3:44:28 PM)-->: They tend to congregate in the much more
hostile climates during the winter months.
clme3748< !-- (3:44:38 PM)-->: Like Florida.
clme3748< !-- (3:44:49 PM)-->: Or Nova Scotia.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:46:24 PM)-->: Hrm
clme3748< !-- (3:47:55 PM)-->: yes. Maybe you could get a hold of the
teamsters or somthing?
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:48:05 PM)-->: Yes
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:48:07 PM)-->: Definitely
clme3748< !-- (3:48:17 PM)-->: They may lend you some plastique explosive.
clme3748< !-- (3:49:23 PM)-->: You go down into the basement with your
trusty hammer-drill and quietly drill some holes into all the
central building supports.
clme3748< !-- (3:49:33 PM)-->: quietly is the key here.
clme3748< !-- (3:49:59 PM)-->: fill all the holes with plastic explosive. then do
the chatting/killing/burning thing.
clme3748< !-- (3:50:17 PM)-->: once the teamsters pick you up from the roof
you blow the building.
clme3748< !-- (3:50:24 PM)-->: Oh... and call in sick the next day.
clme3748< !-- (3:52:17 PM)-->: Now... tell me that you will promise to save
your chats before you do all of this, or else its a waste of
good explosives.
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:38 PM)-->: Wow
clme3748< !-- (3:52:47 PM)-->: eh?
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:49 PM)-->: You have an amazing capactiy to talk
when no one is listening
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Clme
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posted 10-18-2001 21:13
Mighty Monju: I have to go
Mighty Monju: [feminine companion] is getting irascible
clme3748: oh. OK. fine. Abandon me.
Mighty Monju: Sorry
clme3748: Pick me up some Mint Chocolate Chip while your out.
Mighty Monju: Ok
clme3748: later.
Mighty Monju: Will you slurp it out of my mouth?
clme3748: er...ok....
clme3748: Before or after the poo eating?
Mighty Monju: During
clme3748: sigh.
clme3748: oh. alright then.
clme3748: I can handle that.
clme3748: *saves chat*
clme3748: :-)
Mighty Monju: hahahahaha
Mighty Monju: Cool
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posted 10-18-2001 21:59
CapnBigglesII: i wanna be in a chat post :-(
clme3748: HAhahahahahahhaahah
clme3748: :-)
clme3748: Your chats are too personal for me to post.
CapnBigglesII: true
CapnBigglesII: hehe, i wish i was a shallow, inept person :-)
CapnBigglesII: then I'd be in a post!
clme3748: Um... I'm posting that.
CapnBigglesII: l....
CapnBigglesII: asdlsapdasdk
CapnBigglesII: ok
CapnBigglesII: that'll get people mad though!
CapnBigglesII: hehCapnBigglesII: I wasnt attempting to insult anyone previously mentioned in a post by that comment
CapnBigglesII: well, cept Mighty Mon
CapnBigglesII: I mean, how many ways *cant* you not insult the big MM? :-)
clme3748: Hrm... I'll have to edit this part out. :-)
clme3748: hahahaha
clme3748: Insult Mon? Hrm... can it be done?
CapnBigglesII: cant it NOT be done? :-)
clme3748: Perhaps there should be a thread devoted to doing just that.
CapnBigglesII: yes
CapnBigglesII: indeed!
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posted 10-18-2001 22:14
I sometimes used to go into a chat room and see how fast I could clear it out.This was the hardest one I've ever encountered...and I even had eod (gewdyit420) to help me.
(12:24:23 AM) You have just entered room "sex
chat."clme3748 (12:24:33 AM): Hi again.clme3748 (12:26:15 AM): Fine. Ignore me *sigh*. I can tell when I'm not wanted.KissmeCate101 (12:26:44 AM): hiKissmeCate101 (12:27:07 AM): no more
purple i gave jakel aid then i was damnedclme3748 (12:27:14 AM): Hi. Should I know you? I apologize for my ignorance.clme3748 (12:27:33 AM): Hrm. Nice. He needs something like that to make him reflect on his depression.clme3748 (12:28:39 AM): Jackyl is apparently safe to flame then. He's not listening.clme3748 (12:28:42 AM): Cool.KissmeCate101 (12:28:57 AM): ummm okKissmeCate101 (12:29:00 AM): .clme3748 (12:29:06 AM): ..Jackyl Hellstrom (12:29:20 AM): good flamesclme3748 (12:29:38 AM): Awww.... I hadn't even started on the good ones. damn.clme3748 (12:30:26 AM): Wow... I go away for 20 minutes and everyone gets quiet. (12:30:27 AM) pLaYb0y PlAyM8 has entered the room.(12:30:29 AM) Pushedfromheaven has entered the room.KissmeCate101 (12:30:29 AM): damn(12:30:41 AM) Pushedfromheaven has left the
room.pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:30:47 AM): hello clme3748 (12:30:59 AM): Hello. What are you
wearing right now?pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:31:31 AM): boxers and a tank topgewdyit420 (12:31:40 AM): hiclme3748 (12:31:44 AM): Oh baby. Do you like poo eating?pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:31:46 AM): higewdyit420 (12:31:54 AM): You sound hotKissmeCate101 (12:31:55 AM): joe boxers and a t shirtgewdyit420 (12:31:58 AM): 19/fpLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:32:08 AM): ok you
sacre me buddy!pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:32:16 AM): scare*gewdyit420 (12:32:16 AM): ewwww eatting
poo?gewdyit420 (12:32:18 AM): yeahgewdyit420 (12:32:20 AM): scareyclme3748 (12:32:30 AM): sorry. I didn't mean poo.clme3748 (12:32:39 AM): I meant watery diahrea.gewdyit420 (12:32:49 AM): eeewwwwww..
OMGclme3748 (12:32:53 AM): I call it a choco-poo milkshake.clme3748 (12:33:15 AM): get a straw... sluuuuurp. *smacks lips*clme3748 (12:33:38 AM): So.. whats' your poison?clme3748 (12:33:47 AM): Any Leo's here?gewdyit420 (12:34:09 AM): asl?gewdyit420 (12:34:11 AM): 19/fgewdyit420 (12:34:13 AM): hot hot hotclme3748 (12:34:18 AM): 17/m! Wow!clme3748 (12:34:21 AM): We should hook up!clme3748 (12:34:26 AM): Do you like goat-fucking?gewdyit420 (12:34:30 AM): eeewww nogewdyit420 (12:34:38 AM): PlAyBoy playm8
sounds hotclme3748 (12:34:43 AM): Er... how about sheep-stalking?clme3748 (12:34:48 AM): Cow-tipping at least?gewdyit420 (12:34:51 AM): ummm.. your
crazyclme3748 (12:35:08 AM): Hey lady. I'm just trying to get off here. You gonna help or not?clme3748 (12:35:18 AM): Can you do me a favor?clme3748 (12:35:36 AM): Can you go "baaaa" in a husky voice?pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:35:46 AM): you a freak buddy!pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:35:54 AM): do you have pets?clme3748 (12:36:12 AM): Er... I wouldn't call them "pets"pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:36:13 AM): causeif so i feel sorry for them clme3748 (12:36:22 AM): I beleive the proper term is "sex slave"pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:36:23 AM): cause if*clme3748 (12:36:58 AM): Cause if*?pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:37:02 AM): do you tie them up and spank them?pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:37:13 AM): i was fixin my mistake!clme3748 (12:37:16 AM): Hey! Thats a good idea! Why didnt' I think of that?clme3748 (12:37:27 AM): Cool. Thanks!clme3748 (12:37:32 AM): I'm gonna name that one after you!clme3748 (12:37:36 AM): Whats your name?pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:37:46 AM): depends clme3748 (12:38:14 AM): Hrm. Well... If I was paying you your normal rate, and hugh wasn't in the room, what would it be?pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:38:24 AM): what's your name?clme3748 (12:38:27 AM): Josh.clme3748 (12:39:18 AM): My name is Josh. I like cats.clme3748 (12:39:24 AM): Do you like cats?(12:39:42 AM) gewdyit420 has left the room.pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:39:56 AM): do you like cats or do you like pussy?clme3748 (12:40:05 AM): Ha! Nice one.(12:40:12 AM) KissmeCate101 has left the room.pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:40:39 AM): why are we the only one's talkin josh?clme3748 (12:41:00 AM): 'Cos those other bitches are cat haters.pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:41:26 AM): where do you live josh?pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:41:29 AM): ok clme3748 (12:41:39 AM): On a farm. Northern Illinois.clme3748 (12:42:11 AM): Can you squeel in loving way? Like a pig in heat?pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:42:52 AM): can you scream like a little girl ? like a foot up your
ass?clme3748 (12:42:53 AM): Soooey! Soooey!clme3748 (12:43:03 AM): Oh my. This one has spirit.clme3748 (12:43:21 AM): It'll be fun to break you, honey. It'll be like breaking a wild
pony.pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:44:18 AM): bring it on
you won't ride longclme3748 (12:44:49 AM): Hehehe. Thats what the last one said. She looked rather good all saddle broke and wearing a bridle.clme3748 (12:44:57 AM): Do like spurs?clme3748 (12:45:06 AM): I like chaps.pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:45:55 AM): i liek you on your kness in fornt of me clme3748 (12:46:25 AM): Oh no... I dont bend over in front of the cattle, honey. It gives them funny ideas.clme3748 (12:46:34 AM): I hate having to break my whole herd again.clme3748 (12:46:41 AM): Athough... one filly at a time is nice.clme3748 (12:47:13 AM): Mmm... with my favorite sheep, in a cattle pen full of fresh manure... ooohhh.... yes. Do it againclme3748 (12:47:18 AM): AGAIN! Oooh!(12:49:00 AM) Jackyl Hellstrom has left the
room.clme3748 (12:49:06 AM): Sheep sexxor!pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:50:16 AM): k by the sounds of it you are actin like a gay male is that true?clme3748 (12:50:50 AM): eh?Wait... you saying that only gay guys like leather and sheep?pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:51:33 AM): no just the funny onesclme3748 (12:51:45 AM): Oh my. You really are a sick one arent you.pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:51:58 AM): oh yeah clme3748 (12:52:18 AM): Hmm. Do you prefer your poo baked or fried?pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:52:59 AM): i don;t see your braking in going to well clme3748 (12:53:38 AM): Hrm. well. I see that someone doesnt' like to answer questions. clme3748 (12:54:06 AM): bucking broncopLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:54:21 AM): hmm do you prefer my foot in your ass of your mouth?clme3748 (12:54:44 AM): Oh baby... how large is your foot? Perhaps a little reverse role-playing would be fun!clme3748 (12:55:04 AM): After all.... Theres room but to spare in this ass!pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:55:40 AM): now your gettin kinky with me clme3748 (12:55:42 AM): After you put in gerbils, and graduate to the kittens, the fun is gone.clme3748 (12:55:58 AM): But perhaps a boot would bring back some of that sensation I've lost over time.pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:56:40 AM): why don't you have a sleep fuck you in the ass it could be fun for youclme3748 (12:57:08 AM): Hrm... no. Not with their little cocks. Tried that. The kittens were larger.pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:58:17 AM): bend over i'll fuck you in the ass buddy!clme3748 (12:58:27 AM): oh my... with the large strap on?(12:58:38 AM) gewdyit420 has entered the
room.pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (12:58:50 AM): fuck taht i fuck you with my fistclme3748 (12:59:01 AM): Oh yes! Fisting! clme3748 (12:59:05 AM): *drools*clme3748 (12:59:11 AM): Ram it in again!clme3748 (12:59:20 AM): Oh yeah... your poo streaked fist...clme3748 (12:59:24 AM): going in and out...clme3748 (12:59:35 AM): in and out... I cant
control my bowels any longer!clme3748 (1:00:00 AM): You cant tell I just ate corn, can you?pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (1:00:51 AM): can i shove my fist down your thoat when i'm done?clme3748 (1:01:34 AM): Hmm. I've had lots of time to develop my deep throating technique... but I only do that to real girlclme3748 (1:01:41 AM): not the ones impersonating women.pLaYb0y PlAyM8 (1:02:17 AM): you don't think i'm a women?clme3748 (1:02:49 AM): Well... the plural form of a word is rather difficult for a single entity to be.clme3748 (1:03:20 AM): So, technically, no.
You definitely arent' a women.(1:03:56 AM) pLaYb0y PlAyM8 has left the
room.clme3748 (1:03:59 AM): YES!clme3748 (1:04:00 AM): SCORE!clme3748 (1:04:05 AM): w00t!clme3748 (1:04:29 AM): Fuck... that one took
33 minutes.
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MightyMon
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posted 10-19-2001 01:27
Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:38 PM)-->: Wowclme3748< !-- (3:52:47 PM)-->: eh? Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:49 PM)-->: You have an amazing capactiy to talk
when no one is listening Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:38 PM)-->: Wow clme3748< !-- (3:52:47 PM)-->: eh? Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:49 PM)-->: You have an amazing capactiy to talk
when no one is listening Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:38 PM)-->: Wow clme3748< !-- (3:52:47 PM)-->: eh? Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:49 PM)-->: You have an amazing capactiy to talk
when no one is listening Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:38 PM)-->: Wow clme3748< !-- (3:52:47 PM)-->: eh? Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:49 PM)-->: You have an amazing capactiy to talk
when no one is listening Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:38 PM)-->: Wow clme3748< !-- (3:52:47 PM)-->: eh? Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:49 PM)-->: You have an amazing capactiy to talk
when no one is listening Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:38 PM)-->: Wow clme3748< !-- (3:52:47 PM)-->: eh? Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:49 PM)-->: You have an amazing capactiy to talk
when no one is listening Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:38 PM)-->: Wow clme3748< !-- (3:52:47 PM)-->: eh? Mighty Monju< !-- (3:52:49 PM)-->: You have an amazing capactiy to talk
when no one is listening ------------------
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posted 10-19-2001 14:20
RosebudBasselope: hey zak
zaksquatch: who dis?
zaksquatch: elmo?
RosebudBasselope: it's Bex!
zaksquatch: wayne?
zaksquatch: haha
zaksquatch: is it the real bex?
RosebudBasselope: I wasn't aware I had imitations
zaksquatch: or is it some pervo pretending to be bex who wants some chatsexx0rz with me
zaksquatch: I get that all the time
RosebudBasselope: please! I'm pristine. i don't cyber. :-)
zaksquatch: aah
zaksquatch: hm
zaksquatch: so chaste
RosebudBasselope: well, unless I really wanna. but no! I don't cyber!
zaksquatch: haha
zaksquatch: so what's up?
RosebudBasselope: not a lot. I just woke up briefly
zaksquatch: dreaming of me again?
RosebudBasselope: I had some weird dreams, but not that weird
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posted 10-19-2001 18:53
gewdyit420< !-- (5:07:02 PM)-->: I was gonna say somethinggewdyit420< !-- (5:07:04 PM)-->: but now I forgotMighty Monju< !-- (5:07:05 PM)-->: OhMighty Monju< !-- (5:07:08 PM)-->: Im sorrygewdyit420< !-- (5:07:32 PM)-->: It was probably something stupid like
All your base are belong to usgewdyit420< !-- (5:07:34 PM)-->: or somethingMighty Monju< !-- (5:07:47 PM)-->: hahhahahagewdyit420< !-- (5:08:11 PM)-->: Maybe it was Main Screen Turn ongewdyit420< !-- (5:08:14 PM)-->: anywaysMighty Monju< !-- (5:08:15 PM)-->: All your shitty on-line applications
are belong to Stream and 800supportgewdyit420< !-- (5:08:21 PM)-->: it must not of been importantgewdyit420< !-- (5:08:23 PM)-->: nodgewdyit420< !-- (5:08:23 PM)-->: nodgewdyit420< !-- (5:08:41 PM)-->: stream and 800 support.. McDonalds
and Burger King...Mighty Monju< !-- (5:08:48 PM)-->: yayMighty Monju< !-- (5:08:50 PM)-->: fuckMighty Monju< !-- (5:08:55 PM)-->: at least it's a jobMighty Monju< !-- (5:08:57 PM)-->: I supposegewdyit420< !-- (5:09:17 PM)-->: yes thats the additudeMighty Monju< !-- (5:09:30 PM)-->: hahahahhaMighty Monju< !-- (5:09:42 PM)-->: I'll show that attitude off in every
interview I go toMighty Monju< !-- (5:09:48 PM)-->: "Hey, you givin me a job or what?"gewdyit420< !-- (5:09:50 PM)-->: hmmm gewdyit420< !-- (5:09:57 PM)-->: I smell a winnerMighty Monju< !-- (5:10:00 PM)-->: hahahgewdyit420< !-- (5:13:01 PM)-->: Where ever you workgewdyit420< !-- (5:13:05 PM)-->: you need a job soon I assumeMighty Monju< !-- (5:13:09 PM)-->: yesgewdyit420< !-- (5:13:20 PM)-->: Wanna clean our house and cook weis
and I dinner while sara is out of town?Mighty Monju< !-- (5:13:26 PM)-->: hahahahahMighty Monju< !-- (5:13:37 PM)-->: THAT WOULD RULEgewdyit420< !-- (5:13:37 PM)-->: It'd make a funny mpeg for penIsMighty Monju< !-- (5:13:45 PM)-->: I can wear a french maid outfit
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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 10-19-2001 19:03
I'm just gonna wait for Clme to fix that one......or Jimbo ------------------
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 10-19-2001 22:44
Mighty Monju: I just posted againMighty Monju: I AM THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE Mighty Monju: Tell Chris I posted Mighty Monju: TWICE IN ONE DAY Mighty Monju: And therefore he SuX0rz RosebudBasselope: wow, you can do it twice in one day? I'm impressed RosebudBasselope: As you can see, he tends to only do it on Mondays Mighty Monju: Shit, I can do it twice an hour Mighty Monju: If I so desire RosebudBasselope: wow. Can you stay inspired after you post? Mighty Monju: Yup RosebudBasselope: Or does it take you a while to get a new idea? :-) Mighty Monju: Full of energy and desire to do it again RosebudBasselope: well. Must be because you're a writer. You know what they say about those artistic types Mighty Monju: Yup Mighty Monju: Joie de vivre and all that
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posted 10-19-2001 22:50
gewdyit420< !-- (1:41:49 AM)-->: Batman24girl< !-- (9:53:43 PM)-->: well umm i dont want to talk about it in front of everyone in the room
gewdyit420< !-- (9:53:46 PM)-->: oh
gewdyit420< !-- (9:53:50 PM)-->: I understand
Batman24girl< !-- (9:54:04 PM)-->: well ok this is what is wrong ok
gewdyit420< !-- (9:54:16 PM)-->: ok
Batman24girl< !-- (9:54:48 PM)-->: well wensday i went to the doctor (GYNO) bc i was bleeding and i was having some pain...
gewdyit420< !-- (9:54:59 PM)-->: nod
gewdyit420< !-- (9:55:02 PM)-->: how old are you?
Batman24girl< !-- (9:55:28 PM)-->: well the nurse asked if i could be PG and i said no not that i know of and they left the room and
she came back in and said that i needed to go to the lab for a PG test
Batman24girl< !-- (9:55:30 PM)-->: 15
Batman24girl< !-- (9:55:43 PM)-->: and on the bottom of my lab paper it said FAMILY PLANNING
gewdyit420< !-- (9:55:58 PM)-->: uh oh
Batman24girl< !-- (9:56:22 PM)-->: well i had blood taken and the test came back "QUESTIONABLE"!!
Batman24girl< !-- (9:56:30 PM)-->: well i want to know waht all this means
gewdyit420< !-- (9:57:00 PM)-->: Have you been active?
Batman24girl< !-- (9:57:03 PM)-->: yrsh
Batman24girl< !-- (9:57:06 PM)-->: yeah**
gewdyit420< !-- (9:57:35 PM)-->: 99% chance you are pregnant.. They only retest when it is positive
Batman24girl< !-- (9:57:51 PM)-->: FUCK!
Batman24girl< !-- (9:58:20 PM)-->: how long do you think i can hide it
Batman24girl< !-- (9:58:27 PM)-->: how old are you
gewdyit420< !-- (9:59:07 PM)-->: Not long enough.. Here is what you need to do.. Time it so you can be at a dance when you think you will have the baby.. Goto the bathroom and
have the baby then throw it in the trash can.. Make sure you cover it up with paper towels.. Then no worries..
gewdyit420< !-- (9:59:09 PM)-->: I'm 9
gewdyit420< !-- (10:00:04 PM)-->: I get around quite a lot..
Batman24girl< !-- (10:00:57 PM)-->: you are fucking stupid i am not going to do that
Batman24girl< !-- (10:01:04 PM)-->: thats fucking wrong!!
gewdyit420< !-- (10:01:18 PM)-->: Ahh sure.. It'll work.. Lets see..
gewdyit420< !-- (10:01:32 PM)-->: Wear baggy clothes and a girdle..
Batman24girl< !-- (10:01:33 PM)-->: yeah i know this one girl did it at prom
gewdyit420< !-- (10:01:35 PM)-->: No one will know..
gewdyit420< !-- (10:01:42 PM)-->: Do you want this baby to look normal?
Batman24girl< !-- (10:01:47 PM)-->: yeah
gewdyit420< !-- (10:01:50 PM)-->: damn
gewdyit420< !-- (10:01:53 PM)-->: well then that is out
Batman24girl< !-- (10:02:00 PM)-->: i am going to keep it
gewdyit420< !-- (10:02:24 PM)-->: Good decision.. Your the perfect age to be raising a kid..
gewdyit420< !-- (10:02:30 PM)-->: I agree with your decision
Batman24girl< !-- (10:02:35 PM)-->: omg
gewdyit420< !-- (10:03:02 PM)-->: ?
Batman24girl< !-- (10:03:16 PM)-->: nothign
gewdyit420< !-- (10:03:39 PM)-->: Well then.. How long do you think you need to hide it for?
Batman24girl< !-- (10:03:57 PM)-->: ever
gewdyit420< !-- (10:03:58 PM)-->: You can shift the baby so it grow more inside of you than outside
gewdyit420< !-- (10:04:16 PM)-->: Well how do you plan on keeping it?
gewdyit420< !-- (10:04:20 PM)-->: Well you could runaway
gewdyit420< !-- (10:04:31 PM)-->: I think your the perfect age to raise a kid, get a job and live on your own
Batman24girl< !-- (10:04:39 PM)-->: no
Batman24girl< !-- (10:04:47 PM)-->: i am going to get help from my mom and family
gewdyit420< !-- (10:04:52 PM)-->: I was telling my chums at the schoolyard that more children need to be having children
gewdyit420< !-- (10:04:57 PM)-->: Good idea
gewdyit420< !-- (10:05:00 PM)-->: What about the father?
gewdyit420< !-- (10:05:25 PM)-->: Have you thought about going on Jenni Jones?
gewdyit420< !-- (10:05:29 PM)-->: Ricki
gewdyit420< !-- (10:05:32 PM)-->: or Sally?
gewdyit420< !-- (10:05:40 PM)-->: These may be chances for you to start your tv career
Batman24girl< !-- (10:05:51 PM)-->: omg no
gewdyit420< !-- (10:06:37 PM)-->: Hmm to bad..
gewdyit420< !-- (10:07:01 PM)-->: You should go tell your parents now
gewdyit420< !-- (10:07:04 PM)-->: They'll be happy for you
gewdyit420< !-- (10:07:06 PM)-->: trust me
gewdyit420< !-- (10:07:09 PM)-->: The sooner the better
Batman24girl< !-- (10:07:35 PM)-->: omg not they wont!!
Batman24girl< !-- (10:07:41 PM)-->: i gtg bye!!!!
gewdyit420< !-- (10:07:51 PM)-->: Alright godspeed and keep looking up
Batman24girl< !-- (10:07:59 PM)-->: ok bye
gewdyit420< !-- (10:08:13 PM)-->: Hey want me to call Jenni Jones?
Batman24girl< !-- (10:08:27 PM)-->: NO!!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!
gewdyit420< !-- (10:08:40 PM)-->: Wow this is a change of pace..
gewdyit420< !-- (10:08:44 PM)-->: TIME FOR SOME SHOUTING!!!!
gewdyit420< !-- (10:08:59 PM)-->: I LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS LOCKS BECAUSE IT MAKES MY MESSAGE SEEM IMPORTANT
Batman24girl< !-- (10:09:05 PM)-->: well i dont want you to do anything i thought you was an adult but your nto
gewdyit420< !-- (10:09:21 PM)-->: I told you I am 9
gewdyit420< !-- (10:09:26 PM)-->: but very mature for my age
gewdyit420< !-- (10:09:41 PM)-->: I've engaged in sexual intercourse many a times
gewdyit420< !-- (10:09:58 PM)-->: and have impregnanted many a school yard birds
Batman24girl< !-- (10:10:24 PM)-->: where the hell are you from
gewdyit420< !-- (10:13:03 PM)-->: Oregon
Batman24girl< !-- (10:13:35 PM)-->: ok
gewdyit420< !-- (10:13:43 PM)-->: and you?
gewdyit420< !-- (10:13:50 PM)-->: I'll tell you what the young mother laws are there
gewdyit420< !-- (10:13:59 PM)-->: like I said I may be 9 but I am extremely resourceful
gewdyit420< !-- (10:14:12 PM)-->: I've gotten girls pregnant in 17 different states
gewdyit420< !-- (10:14:19 PM)-->: Do you know who our current president is?
Batman24girl< !-- (10:15:05 PM)-->: Bush
gewdyit420< !-- (10:15:20 PM)-->: Good job.. That only took 4 minutes
Batman24girl< !-- (10:15:27 PM)-->: shut up
Batman24girl< !-- (10:15:30 PM)-->: and go away
gewdyit420< !-- (10:15:34 PM)-->: Well atleast you where resourceful enough to look it up
gewdyit420< !-- (10:15:39 PM)-->: Wait wait.. You started the IM not me
Batman24girl< !-- (10:15:41 PM)-->: i didnt
Batman24girl< !-- (10:15:48 PM)-->: well you can finish it
gewdyit420< !-- (10:16:11 PM)-->: Is recess still your favorite subject in school?
gewdyit420< !-- (10:16:29 PM)-->: Do you ever think there will be an issue between your bedtime and your childs bedtime?
gewdyit420< !-- (10:16:49 PM)-->: Or any issue with your kid getting a higher allowance than you..
gewdyit420< !-- (10:16:53 PM)-->: Curfew issues.. Etc
gewdyit420< !-- (10:17:21 PM)-->: And the question that still begs to be answered is..
gewdyit420< !-- (10:17:25 PM)-->: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
Batman24girl< !-- (10:17:55 PM)-->: you are fucking insane!!
gewdyit420< !-- (10:20:29 PM)-->: atleast I'm the one who didn't get pregnant at 15
Batman24girl< !-- (10:20:40 PM)-->: shut up'
gewdyit420< !-- (10:22:10 PM)-->: Ok ok that was not nice of me
gewdyit420< !-- (10:22:15 PM)-->: Sorry you might be knocked up..
Batman24girl< !-- (10:22:19 PM)-->: no it wasnt
gewdyit420< !-- (10:22:39 PM)-->: I play with pokemon
gewdyit420< !-- (10:22:43 PM)-->: Think of your child as a pokemon
gewdyit420< !-- (10:22:50 PM)-->: you can train it to do ultimate battle
gewdyit420< !-- (10:22:58 PM)-->: and collect many pokemon badges
Batman24girl< !-- (10:23:05 PM)-->: ok
gewdyit420< !-- (10:25:43 PM)-->: Deal thats what you do with the kid
Batman24girl< !-- (10:25:51 PM)-->: ok whatever
gewdyit420< !-- (10:26:45 PM)-->: Think it will be like pikachu?
gewdyit420< !-- (10:26:50 PM)-->: or balbasaur
Batman24girl< !-- (10:27:01 PM)-->: lol umm the pink one
gewdyit420< !-- (10:27:13 PM)-->: Oh damn which one is that?
Batman24girl< !-- (10:27:47 PM)-->: bubble
gewdyit420< !-- (10:27:57 PM)-->: Bubble? Thats its name?
Batman24girl< !-- (10:28:18 PM)-->: no
gewdyit420< !-- (10:28:29 PM)-->: I gotta go train my pokemon bye
gewdyit420< !-- (1:41:51 AM)-->: hahah
gewdyit420< !-- (1:41:53 AM)-->: suck it down
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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 10-19-2001 22:59
foolish21 is ~cacey15@host-216-252-141-109.interpacket.net * max faraday
foolish21 on #sex
foolish21 using tiscali.uk.eu.dal.net Tiscali UK Server
foolish21 End of /WHOIS list. a/s/l?
have you done that before
all the time
m/52/maine
really
how many have you done
alot
i ask permission first of course
wow
how do you find them
its soo funny to see them wake up laying strapped to the bed with a pile of my shit on their chest
they're all hng over
what
what do you mean
i usually find them in alleys
so you find a girl in an alley
when they're drunk i fuck them till they scream and tell me to stop
then just fuck her there?
then i shit on her chest
no i bring her home
but since i asked permission its ok
sometimes the shit turns them on and they eat it and they eat my ass out
what do you do for fun?
lol
well i would like to fuck drunk chicks
how young have you fucked
11
ever had sex with a guy?
really
and she was drunk
yup
that way they thrash around and they look funny
where di you find her
in an alley like the rest
she was an orphan i think
i gave her 5 bucks and some smack when i kicked her out
ever had group sex?
beastiality?
anal?
fisting?
nope, sounds fun though
what have you done
i have done alot
i shove things up my ass all the time
i was a priest for years so i gucked around alot
love that
cool
what the largest thing you've ever stuck up your ass?
perfect cover
you could fuck the littlelest of girls
what the largest thing you've ever stuck up your ass?
do you have a web cam?
well, a shampoo bottle
now sorry
do you
the whole bottle?
no i dont
sometimes
i can get a 2 liter bottle in about 1/2 way
its about 3 inchs thick by 2 inchs in an oval shape
i dont bleed as much from my ass anymore either
cool
how thick is that
only about 1/2 pint
about 4 inches?
ok
cool, stretch that ass
no more like 5-6
you ever been fisted
all the time
ever had sex with an animal?
or ever fisted a pussy
no, have you?
i've let my dog lick my cock
well
i like to let my dog fuck my ass while i jack off into my jar
i've fisted many many pussy's
i used to have a sheep
wow
does he cum in your ass
i kept him in my apartment and i fucked him alot
i just want to fuck a young girl
about 8-10
until one day i fucked the sheep so hard i ruptured something and he died while i fucked him
sure
so i fucked him one last time after he died and threw him in the closet
yeah my dog cums in my ass all the time
his cum tastes great
but i dont like to drink it to much
i save it in jar's all over my apartment
you are wierd
i have a collection over cum from 8 animals and 114 girls that i have raped and fucked and shit on
ever taste your own shit?
nope
its not as bad as you think
smells bad but tastes better than most foods ata restaurant
do you have any piercings
nope
oh
i was hoping you did
i had 3 testacle piercings
and 6 barbells across my shaft and 3 rings in my urethra
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 10-21-2001 19:53
Hmm... I went trolling. 'Nuff said.
DNELSON89: hey baby
clme3748: Hey there. How old are you?
DNELSON89: 18
DNELSON89: how old are u
clme3748: Hrm. The name have any significance?
clme3748: I'm 15.
DNELSON89: im actually 14
DNELSON89: is that ok?
clme3748: Oh yeah. much nicer for me.
DNELSON89: thats great!
clme3748: What are you wearng?
DNELSON89: BOXERS
clme3748: is that it?
DNELSON89: YES
clme3748: Wow.
DNELSON89: WHAT U GOT ON
DNELSON89: WHAT ARE U WEARIN
clme3748: I dont like to sleep with cloths on but my mom makes me.
DNELSON89: THATS SO SEXY
clme3748: is it?
DNELSON89: U EVER MASTERBATE?
clme3748: they say its dirty...
DNELSON89: YES!!
DNELSON89: NO ITS HOTT
clme3748: i never used to until someone showed me how in a c h at room.
DNELSON89: COOL
clme3748: i even had an oraganism once.
DNELSON89: U DO IT WIT UR FINGERS
clme3748: yes. what else wold I use?
DNELSON89: ??
DNELSON89: WELL U CAN USE ANYTHING THAT FIT
clme3748: fit? oh. I get it. like a fake PenIs.
clme3748: i've herd of those.
DNELSON89: YEAH
clme3748: how do you do it?
DNELSON89: FIST
clme3748: fist? you puch it? how do you do it with a fist?
DNELSON89: NO U CHOKE IT AND YANK IT WITH UR HAND AROUND IT IN A FIST
clme3748: i've heard with fingers before.
clme3748: oh. like holding a bottle or a can. then you move it back qand forth?
DNELSON89: YEAH!!
clme3748: wow.
DNELSON89: DO U HAVE A PIC?
DNELSON89: MY COCK ABOUT 6 INVCH
clme3748: no. i dont hvae a picture. no scanner.
DNELSON89: BUMMER
clme3748: mom wants one but dad says not until we get anew puter
DNELSON89: K ADD ME TO UR BL
clme3748: k
clme3748: 6 inch and your 14? My brothers is only 3.
DNELSON89: SORRY FOR HIM
DNELSON89: U WANT MINE BABY?
clme3748: that depends. what will u do for me?
DNELSON89: FUCK U LICK U AND BASICALLY WHAT EVER U WNAT!!
clme3748: will you stick it into my ass. my brother says that it doesn't count as sex that way so I'd still be a virgin.
DNELSON89: YES I WOULD
clme3748: wow.
DNELSON89: ANYTHING FOR U
DNELSON89: BABY
clme3748: of course... you would have to stick it into my ass. I was born without a uterous... my vagina is only 2 inches deep  I cant have children.
DNELSON89: UR JOKIN
clme3748: Yes actually
DNELSON89: ACTUALLY WHAT
DNELSON89: ??
clme3748: the real reason is because I have a PenIs www.baiting.org
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Bex
Delicate Flower
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posted 10-22-2001 12:05
Chris,I'm saving this thread to use against you in a court of law. Now when I ask you why the dishes didn't get done even though you PROMISED, you'll owe me your soul. -Bex IP: Logged |
LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 10-22-2001 13:21
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Flashdim
Uber PenIs
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posted 10-22-2001 13:36
flashdim: I hate you guys.:D ------------------
-Seth
http://www.4fdarrow.com
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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 10-22-2001 17:08
HAHAHA one of you dumbshits messaged this girl. You guys are hard up..
Batman24girl: hey
gewdyit420: hey
Batman24girl: a s l
gewdyit420: uhh
Batman24girl: soo you posted this thing online about me huh
gewdyit420: I did?
Batman24girl: well this bob aka lunchbox guy imed me and said you did and sent me this convo
gewdyit420: wow
gewdyit420: it looks like it was posted
gewdyit420: what'd ya know
gewdyit420: ok I remember now
Batman24girl: haha you are an ass and im not PG for your info
gewdyit420: yeah I didn't post it
gewdyit420: someone else did (PG? = Pregnant?)
Batman24girl: yeah ok well I'm not
Batman24girl: well whatever bey
gewdyit420: yeah thats good..
gewdyit420: your still a moron
Batman24girl: no
gewdyit420: no?
gewdyit420: So you never got your chance on Jenni Jones?
Batman24girl: shut up
gewdyit420: Just wondering.. You where down with the Pokemon idea right? Keep that in mind.. It could save ya in a pinch..
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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 10-23-2001 21:29
bobatasu< !-- (3:08:24 PM)-->: Monju Monju Monju is what the kids
yellMighty Monju< !-- (3:08:29 PM)-->: really?bobatasu< !-- (3:08:30 PM)-->: but all those kids are going to hellMighty Monju< !-- (3:08:32 PM)-->: what kids?bobatasu< !-- (3:08:37 PM)-->: tis trueMighty Monju< !-- (3:08:39 PM)-->: and why are they going to gell?bobatasu< !-- (3:08:42 PM)-->: saw it on CspanMighty Monju< !-- (3:08:47 PM)-->: WOW!bobatasu< !-- (3:09:01 PM)-->: yep Kurt Loder was repoorting itMighty Monju< !-- (3:10:20 PM)-->: dudeMighty Monju< !-- (3:10:26 PM)-->: he is SO hotbobatasu< !-- (3:10:49 PM)-->: yeh but he yells madonna's name when
he orgasmsbobatasu< !-- (3:10:53 PM)-->: very off settingbobatasu< !-- (3:10:59 PM)-->: well at least for me
bobatasu signed off at 3:11:39 PM.
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LonMabonJovi
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 10-25-2001 13:25
PuzzlingOE: You der?
LonMabonJovi: ya meine lipschitz
LonMabonJovi: vo sis los?
PuzzlingOE: Ya, der is eine mooose in meine lederhosen..
PuzzlingOE: You wanna come up and help clean a basememnt?
LonMabonJovi: oy vey you bedder vash dem
PuzzlingOE: Ya, Dat's vat I vaqs tinkin
LonMabonJovi: my goil is comin over
LonMabonJovi: so it vill be a little while in comink
PuzzlingOE: Ok, bring her up heh
LonMabonJovi: dude morpheus rules
PuzzlingOE: Dad's here, he took the day off
PuzzlingOE: morpheus?
LonMabonJovi: p2p trading
PuzzlingOE: Oh yeah, was reading about that
PuzzlingOE: waiting till I get high speed here
LonMabonJovi: r0000000lzzzzz
PuzzlingOE: Thinking about going with sattelite
PuzzlingOE: gonna log msgr, bogging down the connection heh
PuzzlingOE: Come up bro heh
LonMabonJovi: okie maybe later
PuzzlingOE signed off at 1:23:11 PM. ------------------
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 10-27-2001 12:17
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hussain0282: i already typed that.
clme3748: Er... you did? Shit.
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