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marcel Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 10-26-2001 11:56 When they finally mange to restore "compulsory national service" (this will take about 2 years, assuming continued terrorism). Most of the posters here (let's say 60%) will be eligible. Unless you are parents, that is. College attendance will no longer be a deferral. What will be your MOS? One of the many changes coming your way couresy of Mr. bin-Laden. IP: Logged
hussain S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division	posted 10-26-2001 12:16 scuse me while me and the rest of the pens chase you around with phonebooks. IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 10-26-2001 13:29 Six year wartime veteran, out for more than 4 years, no longer enrolled in Inactive Reserves = lick my cock, no compulsory service for me IP: Logged
joshy Uber PenIs	posted 10-26-2001 13:47 What is/was the cut-off age for the draft? [This message has been edited by joshy (edited 10-26-2001).] IP: Logged
eod TREAT MERIGHT!	posted 10-26-2001 14:22 I must be out of it.. Links? Where are you getting your information? IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 10-26-2001 14:40 If they draft me, I'll run to Canada! IP: Logged
treyh37 Member with a member	posted 10-26-2001 15:40 you don't need to run to canada just get a dual citizenship with canada, although you do have to go to canada to get a dual citizenship you just don't have to hide in from the us in canada later trey ------------------ crazy ass dutchmen IP: Logged
hussain S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division	posted 10-26-2001 16:41 Eod, i'm 99% sure its just speculation. Marcel must have been eating catfood again. BAD MARCEL. gets out newspaper IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 10-27-2001 08:07 First of all: Lammy, quit playing tricks on the newer posters. Everyone knows your already a Mexican citizen. Second: I think (i haven't looked it up) that the draft age was 18-35. I may be wrong. I cant remember what I read when I turned in my little blue card to the post office a few years ago. Third: College only was a defferal if you were in certain fields of study to begin with, wasn't it? I somehow doubt they'll be taking 3rd year med students out to fight. Fourth: Sources! (hypocritical rant here). Show me some damn sources! IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 10-27-2001 08:27 Awwww clme, don't spoil it man! IP: Logged
weis bonzi buddy	posted 10-27-2001 13:58 I knew there was something good about being a cripple! Thanks God, I take it all back. ------------------ With proper thrust, pigs fly just fine. --RFC 1925 IP: Logged
Flashdim Uber PenIs	posted 10-27-2001 17:02 ::knocks up random female:: Look! Me Daddy! No fight! ------------------ -FlashDim http://www.4fdarrow.com AIM: GigManrow/FlashDim IP: Logged
InThrees Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 10-28-2001 11:01 "Excuse me, miss. Hold still - er... semi-still for a few minutes, I need to dodge the draft." Haha, 'random female'. IP: Logged
Deadbeat PenIsite	posted 10-28-2001 12:06 Does telling 'em that you're gay still work? Or do they just put you in the Navy? ------------------ THERE ARE NO VEGETARIAN GODS IP: Logged
marcel Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 10-29-2001 04:28 quote: Originally posted by Deadbeat: Does telling 'em that you're gay still work? Or do they just put you in the Navy? The common response these days is: "On your knees and prove it". Yes, you will probably end up in the Navy in any event as a Hull tech. (very high propensity for gayness.) Remember: "the larger the speaker the smaller the cack." IP: Logged
MrSelfdestruct Member with a member	posted 10-29-2001 07:34 The effective draftable age is 18-25, considering that the first people that will be pulled will be of the 18 year-old persuasion, I am not worried Some of the best ways NOT to get drafted: 1.) Become a Quaker, Hundreds of US service men are doing it now, why not you 2.) Arrive dressed as a member of the opposite sex, those that question their gender (Stickyload) should see #1. (Note: Sex does not equal often (MrSelfdestruct) or not so much (Zippy)) 3.) That whole running to Canada has been done, try running to Afganastan, they would never think of looking their for you. 4.) Take up Schizophrenia as a full time job 5.) Become a teacher, preferably one with a small children fetish. No nation would draft teachers, especially those that are in prison. 6.) Become Mormon, they seem to get out of everything 7.) Come to think of it, US Senators get out of everything too, try to be one of those.(Added bonus, Kinda/Not so Hot Interns who like filatio) 8.) Be gay, and Proud of it!!! 9.) Don't ever take off your helmet, Haven't you seen those war movies, the guy who takes off his helmet ALWAYS dies. How else would Y'all dodge the draft ------------------ Fun Fact: If you laid all the stupid people end to end around the world, 75% of them would drown. That wouldn't be such a bad thing, now would it? IP: Logged
marcel Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 10-29-2001 09:13 quote: Originally posted by MrSelfdestruct: The effective draftable age is 18-25, considering that the first people that will be pulled will be of the 18 year-old persuasion, I am not worried Some of the best ways NOT to get drafted: 1.) Become a Quaker, Hundreds of US service men are doing it now, why not you 2.) Arrive dressed as a member of the opposite sex, those that question their gender (Stickyload) should see #1. (Note: Sex does not equal often (MrSelfdestruct) or not so much (Zippy)) 3.) That whole running to Canada has been done, try running to Afganastan, they would never think of looking their for you. 4.) Take up Schizophrenia as a full time job 5.) Become a teacher, preferably one with a small children fetish. No nation would draft teachers, especially those that are in prison. 6.) Become Mormon, they seem to get out of everything 7.) Come to think of it, US Senators get out of everything too, try to be one of those.(Added bonus, Kinda/Not so Hot Interns who like filatio) 8.) Be gay, and Proud of it!!! 9.) Don't ever take off your helmet, Haven't you seen those war movies, the guy who takes off his helmet ALWAYS dies. How else would Y'all dodge the draft Well said. Above all, don't forget to write! IP: Logged
zippy Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 10-29-2001 21:58 i'm so confused by point number 2, mrselfdestruct. this isnt even a funny message. i just really am confused STOP STARING AT MY ASS IP: Logged
jumper42 Frat Troll	posted 10-29-2001 23:36 zippy please note #8 ::puts one hand on hip the other fagishly bent:: SCANDALOUS!!! [This message has been edited by jumper42 (edited 10-29-2001).] IP: Logged
Bad Mr. Spinch Member with a member	posted 10-30-2001 00:34 As per the being Mormon and getting out of the draft, it's only a select few who actually do... but they seem to be so proud of not being in 'Nam. I live in the very hell that is Utah myself. All the time I'm hearing stories about "Blah blah blah. I was number one in the draft, but I got to serve the Lord on a mission. Blah blah blah. I'm so blessed. Blah blah blah. Look at me, I'm wonderful just because I've fathered a baker's dozen children. Blah blah..." well, you get the idea. ------------------ And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects- called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning... IP: Logged
Kevin PenIsite	posted 10-30-2001 00:43 Actually, I'm pretty sure they draft 20 year olds first, then go up and finally go down to 18, 19. Of course, it�s a lottery, ya know. One I wouldn�t want to win. (Read: I would go fight. I just don�t want to be told I have to.) Also, I really doubt they would bring back the draft. [This message has been edited by Kevin (edited 10-30-2001).] IP: Logged
Der Senfmeister Member with a member	posted 10-30-2001 13:25 Bad Mr. Spinch: You live here too? Sorry to hear that, man. What part of the state do you live in? I'm going to school up in Logan (free tuition makes it hard to leave...) IP: Logged
jumper42 Frat Troll	posted 10-30-2001 16:49 some of you people are serious pussies. i am in the inactive resrves because i was discharged last october and would be called before any draft and would gladly go back in after already serving the time i said i would. boy some of you dudes get all up in arms when the government talks about making "sharing" mp3's illegal, or whatever, but have another group kill a few 1000 people and you guys barely give one tenth of a shit to do something about it compared to the latter. for the ones that think like that may all your freedoms be taking from you so you know what you have and then you may want to fight for your freedoms that you so enjoy but dont seem willing to fight for. [This message has been edited by jumper42 (edited 10-30-2001).] IP: Logged
fenomas argument nazi	posted 10-30-2001 18:51 Hopefully you don't get reactivated into one of those military posts where national security depends on the formation of coherent sentences. IP: Logged
jumper42 Frat Troll	posted 10-30-2001 23:56 well i guess the big difference is when called, i would go to whatever unit and fight for what i believe in and to protect OUR freedoms. what would you do? also fen, the resident enrish teacher, you have admin rights; just go in there and fix my lack of punctuation. IP: Logged

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