posted 10-27-2001 23:48            

YES! With my mighty army of poop I shall take over the world! Others shall do my bidding! I shall become the fecal-emperor!

Bow down before me into the filth that shall line the very passageways of my domain! BOW!

-Chris

posted 10-28-2001 01:45            

You're Despicable

posted 10-29-2001 22:02            

where were you when we snuck into amazon's house?

where was the xray camera then??
bastard

edit: and BESIDES, everyone knows i shave it anyway to look more like a 12 year old school girl

posted 11-01-2001 11:05            

No offense.

Unless someone has a pic of that time we chained clme naked to the bike rack in fron of the post office and covered him in lime jello.

posted 11-06-2001 21:28            

Dipshit who is this?

MrSelfdestruct97 this is Microsoft anti piracy
division

Dipshit ummm...ok??

MrSelfdestruct97 Do you have any pirated
software on you computer?

Dipshit don't know

MrSelfdestruct97 let me check

MrSelfdestruct97 wants to directly connect.

Dipshit is now directly connected

Dipshit direct connection is closed.

MrSelfdestruct97 hmmmm

Dipshit who are you?

MrSelfdestruct97 your registry shows that you
have several unregistered copies of applications

Dipshit what are you talking about!?

MrSelfdestruct97 We here at Microsoft do not
tollerate piracy of any kind

MrSelfdestruct97 We will be contacting Adobe
and Corell with the information that we have obtained from you

MrSelfdestruct97 It is my authority now to let
you know your rights

Dipshit i don't understand what you're
talking about...

MrSelfdestruct97 I must inform you that this
Instant Message Exchange will be recorded to be used as evidence

MrSelfdestruct97 do you understand this?

Dipshit what did i do wrong again? i'm lost here....

MrSelfdestruct97 Please answer the question
Mr. Dipshit

Dipshit no...i don't understand

MrSelfdestruct97 The information that I
extracted from your computer shows illegally obtained, unregistered copies of
Applications from Adobe, Corell, and my company, Microsoft

Dipshit oh...well...i don't know anything
about that stuff....this is my roommates computer....sorry....not my business

MrSelfdestruct97 I also see that you have been
using MS Internet Explorer to browse websites that deface and defame Microsoft

DipshitP what!? i don't have an MSN account...it's my roommate's

MrSelfdestruct97 This is in direct violation
of the End User License Agreement that you agreed to when you installed IE

MrSelfdestruct97 I see here that you are
curently logged onto AIM under the name Jamie Dipshit

MrSelfdestruct97 Let me see...

Dipshit deface and defame Microsoft? i don't know how to do stuff like
that....i'm not THAT into computers....this is my roommates....

Dipshit i just downloaded AOL Instant
Messenger last week....everything else on this computer i have no info
on...it's my roommates

MrSelfdestruct97 Mr. Dipshit, I must now inform
you that the proper authorities have been contacted, and that you are to remain
in Eau Claire, WI in the interim

Dipshit what?

MrSelfdestruct97 Do you understand that if you
leave your residence, you will be considered a fugitive of the law

Dipshit what!? i'm a college student

MrSelfdestruct97 Even better

MrSelfdestruct97 If you have a problem with
Microsoft, then we suggest that you use an iMac instead...

MrSelfdestruct97 They're sooooooo much cuter,
ya jackass

posted 11-07-2001 00:07            

Also another one from Mr. Self Destruct (aka londart):
http://www.geocities.com/clme3748/TuckPrank.htm

I do apologize for these being on geoshitties, but they were done a loooong time ago.

posted 11-07-2001 15:14            

I'm sorry, but the part about needing to connect to their computer was classic with the Direct Connection shit.