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PorkNBeans
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posted 10-30-2001 21:41           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
My dick is so big, smurfs live inside my urethra

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treyh37
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posted 10-30-2001 22:01     Click Here to See the Profile for treyh37     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
in other words your piss is blue and this is your best guess as to why.

later
trey

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InThrees
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posted 10-30-2001 22:49     Click Here to See the Profile for InThrees   Click Here to Email InThrees     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
awww. =(

sad urine. =(

cheer up urine. =(

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MrSelfdestruct
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posted 10-31-2001 17:15     Click Here to See the Profile for MrSelfdestruct   Click Here to Email MrSelfdestruct     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Uh Oh, Urine Trouble

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Fun Fact: If you laid all the stupid people end to end around the world, 75% of them would drown.
That wouldn't be such a bad thing, now would it?

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xclusive069
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posted 10-31-2001 18:23     Click Here to See the Profile for xclusive069   Click Here to Email xclusive069     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

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MidniteSquirrel
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posted 11-01-2001 15:54     Click Here to See the Profile for MidniteSquirrel   Click Here to Email MidniteSquirrel     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It hurts when I pee.

Maybe there's a lady out there that wants to cheer up my urine? I think it's angry with me

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LonMabonJovi
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posted 11-01-2001 22:56     Click Here to See the Profile for LonMabonJovi   Click Here to Email LonMabonJovi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sorry pal none of the big dick jokes are funny. I looked really hard.

It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife is at the hospital in labor having their first child.

He rushes to the hospital, and goes to his wife's side. She has already had the child. He goes to the nursery to see the baby.

He spots the name on a crib and motions to the nurse. She points at the crib and Joe says, "Yes, he's my son."

The nurse picks up the baby and drops it on the floor.

Joe is aghast. The nurse says, "Don't worry." She picks up the baby and slaps it hard across the face several times. Joe turns white in horror as she throws the baby across the nursery. Joe is about to faint as she holds the baby by it's testicles and swings it around her head.

Joe screams, "Stop you're kiling my baby!!!!"

The nurse responds, "April Fools... It was born dead..."

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