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marcel Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 11-02-2001 12:47 http://www.redway.org/toy_01.mpg IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 11-02-2001 13:35 Holy FUCK. IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 11-02-2001 17:06 Hrm... Too loud. That is all. IP: Logged
grendelkhan Uber PenIs	posted 11-03-2001 08:00 good god. IP: Logged
FaRaN Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 11-04-2001 07:14 ... IP: Logged
xclusive069 drooling cretin	posted 11-04-2001 08:03 ill continue FaRaN's remark of "..." with ...... IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 11-04-2001 09:51 Well at least she's having fun. It doesn't sound like, or look like it. But I think she's having fun. Oh nevermind. IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 11-04-2001 11:40 All that liquid frightens me. The whole thing frightens me actually. I'd rather watch eod using his head on some porn star again than that. -Bex IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 11-04-2001 13:05 It's called female ejaculation Bex. I take it you don't ejaculate? IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 11-05-2001 06:53 Lamfear, That looked like watersports. Ew. I am completely unashamed to say that I do not spew fluids around like Old Faithful during sex. If THAT turns you on, well grab a towel and go flirt with someone else. Yuck. -Bex IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 11-05-2001 08:20 Female ejaculation is not watersports... and it doesn't normally look that fuckin' gross, either. It's also pretty damn rare. I've known two women who occasionally had it happen, but never known one who even claimed that it happened often - more along the lines of a few times a (very active) year, usually. IP: Logged
marcel Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 11-05-2001 08:29 quote: Originally posted by LaMFear: It's called female ejaculation Bex. I take it you don't ejaculate? 'Tis true. Witnessed this up close and personal. She never warned me, completly blew me away. Not nearly the fluid volume pictured here, but it does "squirt". IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 11-05-2001 09:09 I too have witnessed female ejaculation once. I knew about it beforehand, so the surprise wasn't that big. It wasn't really my thing, but fun too experience firsthand. The big downside of this was a HUGE wet spot. And let me tell you, flipping a king-size bedsping over afterwards is no fun. IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 11-05-2001 10:11 The first time I experienced it was by far the most dramatic - she was on top, and all of a sudden her eyes bugged out, she quit breathing, gasped like a fish out of water a couple of times, and then I heard and felt this one tremendous SPLAT and I was instantly soaked from nipples to knees. I don't think I'll ever forget that moment. It's kinda funny; the other day I was trying to picture her face and having trouble doing it - but this topic came up and I remembered THAT MOMENT and NOW I can see her perfectly clearly in my head. Incidentally, the stuff in question is EXTREMELY slippery, and almost completely odorless and tasteless. It's about the consistency of those "feminine moisture" products - like Replens, not like K-Y or Astroglide. Also maybe worth mentioning, the other times I experienced it - with her a few more times, and later on with one other girlfriend - the volume of it was MUCH more "reasonable" as such things go; just your basic "squirt". IP: Logged
StickyLoad Great Gobs of Cream	posted 11-05-2001 10:26 quote: Originally posted by Jimbo: Incidentally, the stuff in question is EXTREMELY slippery, and almost completely odorless and tasteless. It's about the consistency of those "feminine moisture" products - like Replens, not like K-Y or Astroglide. Apprently Jimbo is an expert on femine moisture products. Is there something you want to tell us Jimbo? [This message has been edited by StickyLoad (edited 11-05-2001).] IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 11-05-2001 10:52 That if you use condoms and want extra lubrication (or your girlfriend is somewhat drier than normal a few days out of the month for "cyclic" reasons), feminine moisture products are MUCH less messy and icky than conventional "sex lubes"...? Actually, I don't think I was even trying to tell you that. But since you asked, there it is. IP: Logged
AMAZ0N unregistered	posted 11-05-2001 12:35 Or if you need to take it up the pooper in a quick pinch. IP: Logged
donger PenIs	posted 11-14-2001 02:59 is crisco a feminine moisture product? IP: Logged
jumper42 Frat Troll	posted 11-14-2001 03:46 only if you are trying to make some bread. IP: Logged
penelope pitstop Neophyte Pen	posted 11-14-2001 05:35 i'm so randy i'm wanking under my desk IP: Logged
fenomas argument nazi	posted 11-14-2001 21:25 I say chaps, I'm here driving my lorry, and I'm just so randy that I'm ready to have a wank on the ruddy boot! Cor! IP: Logged
LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 11-15-2001 18:56 Arse! IP: Logged
Bad Mr. Spinch Member with a member	posted 11-15-2001 20:19 Tally-ho, gentlemen! Pip-pip and all that rot! Anyone for a spot of tea? Then we can watch football on the telly! Pram! IP: Logged
Deadbeat PenIsite	posted 11-24-2001 03:03 Put this down your gregory! ------------------ THERE ARE NO VEGETARIAN GODS IP: Logged
nuentoter Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck	posted 11-24-2001 09:58 fuzzy yarblocko's to you sir IP: Logged