posted 11-04-2001 19:08
Yes... with only minimal effort you too can live safe in the new economy!Tubes that are easily procured at your local hardware store allow you and your youngster to recirculate those bodily fluids rather than chance that virus-infected water!
The gas-mask with no filter allows you the illusion of safety at minimal cost!
Convenient pockets on the front allow you to place a copy of your childs dental records where the police will easily find them when the child is abducted, molested, and left for dead 10 miles in the appalachian wilderness.
Remember: You can never be too careful!