posted 11-15-2001 13:55            

-Called the school housing office, and they aren't willing to let me use a dorm room for the few weeks left in the term unless I pay for the entire term. So that idea's out.

-Parents are still firm on making me finish the term (it ends mid-December), but are going to help me move out when the time comes.

-Psycho roomate dropped a bombshell... he's joining the Army. Signed his papers today. Boot Camp January. I pray to whatever deities are listening that he's sent off to war immediately and has his testicles shot off.

-Psycho roomate has also not noticed that I've been cleaning the toilet with his toothbrush. I admit that it's quite petty, but so is threatening to kill the guy who provides you with rent money.

-Finally, before I leave for Thanksgiving vacation, I'm clipping one of the pins on his processor. Also petty, but he'll never know what's wrong with his computer.

posted 11-15-2001 16:32            

"I'm the only sane one! Everyone else is crazy!!"

Seriously though, I'd recommend not clipping the pins on the processor, as two things are gonna happen:

1) If he pays to have it fixed they'll tell him what was wrong, and he could conceivably figure it out.

posted 11-15-2001 16:38         

as for those petty things your doing.

that toothbrush thing would make a good idea for the guy who videotaped his wife cheating. as for the computer damaging, yeah it'll probable take him a while to figure out whats wrong unless he how to build upgrade and debug comps.

as for leaving for thankgiving be sure you have a decent lock to your room and you take your more valuable stuff with you.

later
trey

posted 11-15-2001 20:15            

Clme- Never really thought of that. I'll have to do something far more subtle.

Trey- Who knows? Maybe they'll be brothers-in-psychosis.

posted 11-15-2001 22:25         

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Originally posted by Bad Mr. Spinch:
He also told me that the recruiting seargant said he was suprised that he hadn't killed anyone by now after seeing his psych test scores.

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Wow, I'd love to see those scores. I know enough career military types to say that if he isn't completely bonkers and can refrain from snapping, he's got gunny-sgt written all over him. (That's if the army breaks him down and remolds him into a controllable psycho. *shrugs*)

That or psycho-support specialist if he cant be trusted beyond the barrel of his rifle. That's if he stays career too. They love boys like that, but they dont promote 'em much higher than that, for obvious reasons

posted 11-16-2001 05:14         

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Originally posted by Bad Mr. Spinch:
-Psycho roomate has also not noticed that I've been cleaning the toilet with his toothbrush.

-Finally, before I leave for Thanksgiving vacation, I'm clipping one of the pins on his processor. Also petty, but he'll never know what's wrong with his computer.

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Uhh, it looks like you showed him, ea?
what next, key his car?

posted 11-16-2001 07:28         

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Originally posted by jumper42:
first off if he is joining the army he wont become a gunnery sergent because the army does not have those, only the marines. second just because he signed the first set of papers doesnt mean shit. he can still not show for his ship date and nothing will happen to him. third the recruiting seargent probably picked up on that your friend is a real nut and stroked his ego by saying that, recruiting seargent will do or say anything to get you to sign that paper.

question do you know what kind of MOS he got? also i hope they send his ass to fort benning for CBT, it is by far the hardest closely followed by knox.

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