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jumper42
Frat Troll

posted 11-14-2001 01:43     Click Here to See the Profile for jumper42   Click Here to Email jumper42     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bex:
Why the FUCK don't I count?

oh bex you know you count but in the one-of-the-dudes-we-pound-beer-with way. besides she is new meat, you are kind of like gristle now.

(edited because of the fucking keyboard gnomes, cousins to the underwear gnomes)

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 11-14-2001 02:15     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I blame wizards.

Oh.. and Bex is a little cuter than gristle.


*edited because of aforementioned wizards.

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jumper42
Frat Troll

posted 11-14-2001 03:45     Click Here to See the Profile for jumper42   Click Here to Email jumper42     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
clme you have to say that since she lets you give her a dirty sanchez.

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penelope pitstop
Neophyte Pen
posted 11-14-2001 05:36     Click Here to See the Profile for penelope pitstop     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hi i'm pp and my dick is long and wide anyone want to feel?

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psyci
Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
posted 11-14-2001 11:29     Click Here to See the Profile for psyci     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Clme:

Can I get my head on Britney Spears body??

Yes.

I need a good picture of your head. Is that you under your name next to Richard Simmons?

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 11-14-2001 12:05     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Map Quest.com:
Bex uses me to find direction from Madison, WI to Jimboland, SC so she can pop a cap in his mofo white ass.


...I thought Jimbo lived in Iceland...

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zaksquatch
Member with a member
posted 11-14-2001 12:07     Click Here to See the Profile for zaksquatch   Click Here to Email zaksquatch     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hello I am zaksquatch,

I am a hirsute man-beast from the Pacific NW. I survive on nuts and berries and enjoy fucking with the occasional hiker to entertain myself during the long wet winters.

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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 11-14-2001 16:21     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Actually, I am quite ashamed of jumper42. He never really appreciates my reach-arounds the same way that clme does. Or Bex, even.

Nice shoes, Kat. Wanna fuck?

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CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
posted 11-14-2001 17:28     Click Here to See the Profile for CapnBiggles     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 11-14-2001 18:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I found the original to that photo Biggles photoshopped...

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 11-14-2001 20:33     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ever notice how obsessed Jimbo can be with "Richie" (as Jimbo calls him)?

Well... perusing through some old Jimbo's World archives I found this little pic, and preserved it for posterity. It turns out that Jimbo has long had a obsession.

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BaldGhoti
Member with a member
posted 11-14-2001 20:41     Click Here to See the Profile for BaldGhoti   Click Here to Email BaldGhoti     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Clme:

Can I get my head on Britney Spears body??

She's so loose you could probably get your head IN Britney Spears' body.

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fenomas
argument nazi
posted 11-14-2001 20:56     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey clme, I'm curious, why the enormous picture of Nathan Lane?

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 11-14-2001 21:07     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote


Nathan Lane


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MrSelfdestruct
Member with a member
posted 11-14-2001 21:12     Click Here to See the Profile for MrSelfdestruct   Click Here to Email MrSelfdestruct     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hi
My name is MrSelfdestruct
Resident retard and Biochemist
I don't know how both of those work together


Oh Yeah,
Stupid People Suxxor

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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not even sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein-

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CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
posted 11-14-2001 21:15     Click Here to See the Profile for CapnBiggles     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I see Walter Mattheau *shrug*

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weis
bonzi buddy
posted 11-16-2001 00:07     Click Here to See the Profile for weis   Click Here to Email weis     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote


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With proper thrust, pigs fly just fine.
--RFC 1925

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 11-16-2001 06:59     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
In no particular order of prominence, I've been told I look like:

Jim Carrey
Nathan Lane
Bruce McCulloch
Richard Dean Anderson
Errol Flynn
Dan Aykroyd
Walter Mathau (that was a new one)
Cary Elwes
Ron Livingston

... and probably more of them than I'm remembering right now.

I wonder if those guys all get told they look like each other much?

I never could see the Bruce McCulloch one at all until after I shaved my mustache a few months ago... then it took a while to where my self-image was mustacheless as well, and then all of a sudden I was watching Kids In The Hall one night because my TiVo decided I just needed to see it, and there was a Bruce McCulloch skit and I thought "woah... that guy looks like me!"

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