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Topic: Calling all Physics people, break me off.
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fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 11-21-2001 19:46
   
9) Minnie Mouse is Mickey's fiance.10) Who was married at Cana? 11) Everything has to do with the Templars. (apologies Umberto Eco) IP: Logged |
nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 11-21-2001 20:33
it takes a fraction of a millisecond for our eye to recieve data and that data to travel to our brain and forout brain to interpret it as an image. therefore we are all living in the pastIP: Logged |
Deadbeat
PenIsite
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posted 11-23-2001 02:00
quote:
Originally posted by nuentoter:
theres is no such thing as deathlife is only a dream of an imagination of ourselves
we are all one conciencesness
all adhearing to ourselves subjectively see son we have appoable thumbs so that we can use tools
if god is love, and god is everywhere that means theres no such thing as bad
cool dad
I am typically anti-flame, but let me just take the opportunity to say YOU SUCK for not crediting Bill Hicks on that one. Have some respect you twat. ------------------
THERE ARE NO VEGETARIAN GODS IP: Logged |
Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
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posted 11-23-2001 07:39
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Originally posted by fenomas:
9) Minnie Mouse is Mickey's fiance.10) Who was married at Cana? 11) Everything has to do with the Templars. (apologies Umberto Eco)
Le Compte d' Saint Germain denies any implications that he is the father of Britney Spears' love-child.
The obvious way to tie these different threads together is, of course, to prove that all modern physics is derived from Seraph Trees -- much as Eco uses them compared to automobiles (rear-wheel-drive = satanic forces in motion). These mystical/base-natured vehicles will clearly need to run on cake; the high sugar content of cake will help these cars (brand names: Fnord "Illuminatus", Toy-o'-ta "d' MGT.") run at close to light speed (nee "c")
and if the cake-fuel is mixed with large amounts of high-fructose liquids (i.e., coca-cola) or if the cake is made of an especially high-sugar mix (poundcake, devils-food cake, anything really yummy with lots of sugar frosting, et cetera,) speeds beyond C can be reached.
can I get an amen?
MC Stephen Hawking will give me an amen, why can't you?
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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 11-23-2001 08:30
i shouldnt have to credit bill hicks on that, because he is one of the greatest men that ever lived on this earth, his word should be like the words of the bible to your local bible thumpin old lady with the 100 jesus statues and claims that "theres a bit of the devil in that boy" whenever she see's you and tells the priest that she thinks you are only there to tempt the congregation with your wild looks and your devil music and carefree lifestyle and....................... ummmmmmm
shit
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