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Topic: Drug Tests - - Niacin Reports
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xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 11-13-2001 19:01
   
got ne tips / ideas? i think im getting a nice computer job next week @ EDS and will prolly have to take a drug test.quit smoking sunday (2 days ago) but i wouldn't smoke more than every 2-3 days, and @ my college no one smokes so i' wouldn't smoke that much, just a nice bowl by myself..... currently starting to drink lots of water, and taking Niacin, bought some Niacin, 100mg tablets
took 200mg 1st night, 10min later got very very bad stomach ache, got hot , stomach ache even worse, hardly unbearable.....body/skin got a little red, not too bad...ending in 20minutes or so, and i was back to normal. 2nd night, (bout 40min ago) took 1 pill (100mg) and immidiately hit me like a ton of bricks in like 8-10min, Immidiate hot flashes, skin got red, red, even more red, got blurred vision, and my skin was kinda "crawling", hard to explain, checked WebMD (wow i love this site now, hope it doesn't go out of biz/shut down like it was supposed to a while back), turns out like 15mg / day is the appropriate dosage for an 18yr old .... hmmm and these pills are 100mg, danm they should make 25mg pills.. so i guess ill be taking 50mg tomorow..
anyone else have any information on Niacin / drug tests?
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krizzorocks
PenIsite
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posted 11-13-2001 19:11
Try Clorox.IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 11-13-2001 19:17
more information
1) im not going to cheat on my drug test if i do have to take one, im not going to put bleech in my piss sample ,, 1) they test the smell,
2) im not going to have someone else piss for me, no thank just not into cheating / chance of getting caught..
3)im not drinking bleech
=]
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xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 11-13-2001 19:56
more information http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_faq.shtml IP: Logged |
StickyLoad
Great Gobs of Cream
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posted 11-13-2001 21:48
How about don't smoke dope to start with?IP: Logged |
LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 11-13-2001 23:08
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1) they test the smell
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww. That must be the shittiest of jobs.IP: Logged |
jumper42
Frat Troll
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posted 11-14-2001 01:19
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Originally posted by StickyLoad:
How about don't smoke dope to start with?
yeah but what is the fun in that. IP: Logged |
donger
PenIs
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posted 11-14-2001 02:33
stick to something safe, like huffing metallic spraypaint!
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zaksquatch
Member with a member
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posted 11-14-2001 09:46
How about not taking a job that requires drug testing as it is invasive and insulting.But maybe I am just lucky that drug testing is not big on the west coast. IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 11-14-2001 10:59
Unfortunately drug testing is required for about 90% of non-grocery store jobs here... and some of those as well.IP: Logged |
InThrees
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 11-16-2001 10:51
1. Niacin is a big metabolism booster. While it can produce the shortlived, rather painful heat flash effect you mentioned, it doesn't last long, and to my knowledge, there aren't any harmful effects. Suck it up if you can. If you can't, pop your pill before your morning shower, and then turn the temperature down when the flash starts.2. Don't drink ble0tch. Drink 4 oz or so of vinegar twice a day. 3. BACKDOOR: Scour your local healthfood supplement stores and look for ANYTHING with hemp seed oil. They make hempseed supplements for all sorts of things. When the nurse administers the test, she'll ask when medications you're on, etc. Now is the time to produce a label with a sheepish look and claim to be worried about the supplement you're taking for, you know, bodybuilding / endurance / psoriasis / whatever. Seriously. OTC supplements can cause drug test alarms to go off, it's a sweet escape. -3 IP: Logged |
Sara
t1t fl4sh3r - TAKE IT OFF!!
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posted 11-16-2001 11:59
Has that worked for you? I was told that though hemp seed supplements may skew test results, they aren't considered a valid reason for failure. This may just be the policy of the company I tested with. BTW, in your search for something to clean you out. DO NOT buy Total Clean from Covert Lahs (sold at alot of head shops). They claim to flush you entire system--double your money if you fail. Two of us failed using it, and another friend started bleeding/throwing up etc. Anyhow, that company sucks! Be careful with Niacin, it is possible to overdose. Borrow some clean urine and find a way to keep it warm  . IP: Logged |
jumper42
Frat Troll
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posted 11-16-2001 15:40
hey sara have you ever somked the doobage before because i am not sure if you have or not.IP: Logged |
MrSelfdestruct
Member with a member
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posted 11-16-2001 18:27
The best way to pass a drug test, my me:
1.)go to the health food store and get yerself some U-238 Tablets (NOT U-235 tablets)
2.)Chase them with some MeOH with Guainocine IsoThioCyanate.
3.)You are going to have some irritation and some indigestion, but that is easily taken care of with some Goldenseal Root.All of these can be found at your local health foods store If you suvive, please stay the hell away from me ------------------
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not even sure about the universe."
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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 11-17-2001 19:42
drink 1-2 gallons of green tea over the course of a day and it will clear everything up, also take a bit of u-238 and you are garaunteed to pass
it worked for me when i was a telemarketing whoreIP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 11-18-2001 11:25
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get yerself some U-238 Tablets (NOT U-235 tablets)
Hahahahahahahah!
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dav3
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posted 11-18-2001 16:56
i am assuming you're talking about THC/marijuana, unless you're enjoying quiet bags of crack or something. really, enough water will clean you out if you have enough time. ideally you want at least 2 weeks (longer == better, but if the need is great...)to drink lots of water each and every day. it doesn't have to be anything else; green tea, cranberry juice, powdered whatevers from head shops. a gallon (or two) a day of any liquid will clean your pipes very well. green tea and cranberry juice have the bonuses that they tend to clean out your UT (urinary tract) and are good for detoxing -- it's one of the reasons why cran juice is one of the most common prescriptions for UT infections (women get these a lot more than men, more on this later.)
ideally, you want to get this part of the deotx done right before your test -- within a day -- longer than that and the THC stored in your fat will start to seep out. which is why, between the time you finish detoxing and your test, you should take it easy. no workouts. no sex. no jerking off. no strenous thinking. of course, two gals. of water will get your urine sparkling clean and clear -- which is a bad thing. ON NO ACCOUNT give any testing facility your morning urine. first thing you do after waking is pee off that shit -- that's the shit that's been building up in you for the last 8 hours (or however long you sleep).
your best bet, honestly, is to get a friend to pee into a condom (non-lubed, non-spermicide, no-talcum,) and rubber-band it to your underwear (or dick, but i don't recommend that for circulatory reasons,) for the test. if you do that, keep in mind that you'll want it fresh for 2 reasons: 1) they're going to test for temperature and 2) anything older than 8 hours will give itself away (via smell and decay/breakdown of cells.)
if anyone out there is clean and wants to make life unpleasant for anyone testing them: eat some kind of asparagus -- it makes your piss smell unbeliveably foul. there's a chemical out there that turns your piss blue, but i've totally forgotten the name of it.
sorry for the long post.
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