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Topic: Unlimited most embarassing sex story thread
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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 11-19-2001 18:00
   
Dude. Those pr0n-chicks know they're going to have to put that cack in their mouth after it comes out of their ass - if you think they don't insist on time to douche first, you're nuts.And sans douching, while I wouldn't say there's "poo" involved, there is... er... "residue of a clearly anal origin". IP: Logged |
FaRaN
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 11-20-2001 00:24
Poo always goes trhough that whole. Don't think it gets absolutely clean all by itself. As Jimbo said, there defenitly will be some there.. As it once flowed there  IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 11-20-2001 00:45
Right... just not normally VISIBLE residue... I.E. something that can be seen on a wadded up condom on the floor.IP: Logged |
Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
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posted 11-20-2001 02:07
which is why you should wear a condom why poking a chick in the ass; because shit on your dick often offends.and while the intestine is not filled to the brim with shit, yes, there will be some shit in the anus and colon if there is no duching. i don't know this for a fact, but i've heard that cumming in someone's ass gives the person an enema-like effect afterwards. yet another reason to wear a condom. --
"You can't afford free speech, so you may as well pay attention." [george clinton] IP: Logged |
Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 11-20-2001 06:19
Yeah, it does have an enema like thing... It's kind of nasty coming back out... Not that I have experience in this, mind you.
Still, yes, you really should use two different condoms when switching from vaginal to anal and back... well, then I guess that would be 3 condoms. Whatever.
Though I personally have never had a problem with that... not that I have experience in this matter mind you.IP: Logged |
FaRaN
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 11-20-2001 13:13
quote:
Originally posted by Amazon:
Not that I have experience in this, mind you.
You said that one time too many... 
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CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 11-20-2001 15:27
quote:
Originally posted by FaRaN:
You said that one time too many...
I think that was the idea... IP: Logged |
Bex
Delicate Flower
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posted 11-21-2001 20:56
I was living with a purely platonic male roomate once. I have cats that are annoying and scratch at my bedroom door if they can't go in or out at will. So I always slept with my bedroom door open a bit. So one night I have a gentleman caller over. We mess around a bit and go to sleep. Daylight arrives and we decide to take advantage of the morning wood. My roomate was apparently still asleep so I didn't get up and close the door. I'm on top and having a good time when I hear his door open. (My room was at the end of the hall and his was right across from the bathroom with the three doors forming sort of a U at the end of the hall.) So I panic and leap off and race to close the door. While I am doing this, the poor guy had apparently been very very close to orgasm because he couldn't stop. I return to sticky sheets, an irritated guy and no way of getting my own orgasm. What makes this WORSE, is I found out later that I had heard my roomate's door opening as he went BACK to his room and he had seen me totally naked on this guy. So I messed it up for nothing. -Bex IP: Logged |
zippy
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 11-21-2001 21:08
bex seems to complain a lot about guys getting off before her, and her being stuck without any way to orgasm herself. jesus woman, do it yourself. or tell the guy to go down on you or something.IP: Logged |
Bex
Delicate Flower
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posted 11-21-2001 21:10
No no no. The point was by then the mood was utterly ruined. He had no desire to help and I wasn't in the mood to try for it myself. Sheesh. I don't ALWAYS pick sexually inept losers. -Bex IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 11-21-2001 22:22
Looks like headboard-girl's gonna be in for another delightfully rough time after that comment...IP: Logged |
Lyzic
unregistered
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posted 11-21-2001 22:40
I was pumping away once and farted !thats my most embarassing moment, except for accidently cumming in her nose... IP: Logged |
Lyzic
unregistered
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posted 11-21-2001 22:41
...and Jimbo's comments kick ass IP: Logged |
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