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Topic: Is pen first on your christmas gift list?
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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 11-20-2001 16:42
   
So kids, what is on your christmas gift list? Xbox? Gamecube? Nekkid Women in Video Games? An iPod? Realdoll? A job? A girlfriend? Clme in his birthday suit riding around on Mr Boo for your amusement? Fred Meyers Moose Tracks Ice Cream? Lian Li? Herpes? Kool Lance? A nonexistant penIs Tshirt? A pound? A qtr pound? An Ounce? An 8th? Gift Exemption vouchers? [adbusters] A lump of coal?IP: Logged |
nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 11-20-2001 17:25
my two front teefIP: Logged |
ChemLab
Neophyte Pen
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posted 11-20-2001 19:08
John Romero scalped...and a swimming pool full of Cherry Bomb Jolt... ------------------
"As you may already know, I tried to kill you. I see how that could be construed as a bad thing." - NNY IP: Logged |
Narcus
Neophyte Pen
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posted 11-20-2001 23:31
A detailed copy of my christmas list can be found HERE. Please email me with any questions you might have. I prefer UPS or Fedex shipments because I would rather run naken through an arabian village with a bagel on my penis than go through the USPS.IP: Logged |
treyh37
Member with a member
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posted 11-21-2001 00:46
i want controlled of the world, or at least one of the industrialized nations.bow before your new world leader. later
trey ------------------
all those who side with me when my reign of evil comes get free parking spaces IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 11-21-2001 00:54
eod... the nude riding of Mr. Boo was a special birthday present for you only. I'm not doing public shows.IP: Logged |
LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 11-21-2001 00:58
Was Mr Boo naked as well?(edited because the word "nakes" doesn't really mean anything in this context) [This message has been edited by LaMFear (edited 11-21-2001).] IP: Logged |
Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 11-21-2001 06:19
quote:
Originally posted by treyh37:
i want controlled of the world, or at least one of the industrialized nations.
Trey, you must fight me, Amazon, for total domination. I WILL have it!
Other than that, I just want a truck for Christmas. Maybe a DVD player.
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Slug
Uber PenIs
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posted 11-21-2001 06:41
A couple hits of acid and tickets to Harry PotterIP: Logged |
Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
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posted 11-21-2001 07:02
quote:
Originally posted by Narcus:
A detailed copy of my christmas list can be found HERE. Please email me with any questions you might have. I prefer UPS or Fedex shipments because [b]I would rather run naken through an arabian village with a bagel on my penis than go through the USPS.[/B]
you know, people give USPS a lot of grief for no good reason. they've recently(-ish) introduced shipment tracking and confirmation (for reasonable rates; they had it before, but it cost your left nut,) and in my experience pretty much anything's better than UPS. (FedEx is the best, though.)
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StickyLoad
Great Gobs of Cream
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posted 11-21-2001 07:28
I feel that the readers of PenIs should all pitch in a dollar so we can buy a dictionary. We would then give this to Trey so he could learn to spell. And hopefully write a complete sentence every once and a while.IP: Logged |
treyh37
Member with a member
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posted 11-21-2001 13:05
quote:
Originally posted by StickyLoad:
I feel that the readers of PenIs should all pitch in a dollar so we can buy a dictionary. We would then give this to Trey so he could learn to spell. And hopefully write a complete sentence every once and a while.
You sure I'm the one that needs it sticky? It strikes me that "And hopefully" shouldn't be the start of a sentence. anyway Amazon what way would you like to fight for control of the world? sword, pistols at dawn, nuclear arsenals? or in a pinch we could find some way to split it equally. later
trey
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Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 11-21-2001 13:22
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Originally posted by treyh37:
anyway Amazon what way would you like to fight for control of the world? sword, pistols at dawn, nuclear arsenals? or in a pinch we could find some way to split it equally.
I am the Amazon, so we can't split equally... But I guess I can give you Texas and South America... But I get the rest, including Alaska. 
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Bad Mr. Spinch
Member with a member
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posted 11-25-2001 16:58
Well, I'll offer to act as mediator for the fight... and my reccomendation is the 100-meter bitch-slap.------------------
And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects- called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning... IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 11-25-2001 19:41
i want my 1994 Super Bowl Championship ring back damnit,,,fucking pirates,,stole it from me when they caught and locked me up in flint, MIIP: Logged |
weis
bonzi buddy
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posted 11-25-2001 22:19
 My christmas list, in no particular order.------------------
With proper thrust, pigs fly just fine.
--RFC 1925 IP: Logged |
grendelkhan
Uber PenIs
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posted 11-26-2001 17:25
I would like (in the mighty words of Mel Gibson):FRRRRRRREEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! But instead I keep getting the Irish guy saying "I talked to God, he says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure, you're fooked." With any luck, I'll find out tomorrow or Wednesday if the three-star general in charge of my command says I can go home for good. IP: Logged |
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