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Topic: Corporate Jingle Hell
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grendelkhan
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posted 12-06-2001 14:57
   
For those that may have missed the article on Slashdot, or FuckedCompany, or Wired, there's this Company that's trying to stop people from linking to their website, and their Corporate Jingle in particular.
Besides the obvious stupidity of their actions, they are failing to realize the obvious, that their jingle just sucks ass.
Honestly, this thing is so bad, it makes John Tesh seem like a musical genius. I can't imagine the hell of being stuck on hold with their company and listening to this over and over and over and over.
I think I'd rather be gang-raped by a pack of roving HIV-Positive dobermans equipped with razor-tipped penises than listen to this thing again.
So, I'm posting it here.
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LonMabonJovi
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posted 12-06-2001 17:56
Hmm I haven't talked to the X in months but I may just have to send her an e-mail now ...I wonder how many times a day she hears it  Or if she knows her company is officially famous, or what their bandwidth bill is gonna be this month. Oh lord I am too weak I gotta rub it in IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi
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posted 12-06-2001 18:31
I hope hell isn't as bad as they make it out to beI'm not sure if you are aware of it yet, but your company (specifically your corporate jingle) is officially famous on the net. Wired, slashdot, f*cked company, and from what it looks like almost every other major site on the net has it linked. And, well, it's pretty horrid. People are already making up new verses: K-P-M-G!
We're out of touch with reality!
We have a website we don't want you to see.
If you link to us we're gonna break your knees!
It's all a part of our global strategy...
When I worked for stream, I had to hear their same 2 crappy songs over and over any time I called in the building. If you are in the same boat ... ouch.
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Jimbo
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posted 12-07-2001 18:24
Ew ew ew ew!
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