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Topic: Girl friend porn pics??????
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Dave.
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posted 12-11-2001 10:11
 
I've been with this girl for eight months, we're pretty serious, thinking about moving in together and all that, but she's weird on one thing - porn. When we'd been going out for about a month she brings it up. She's all 'what do you think about pornography?' and 'you aren't into that stuff, are you? it's degrading to women' and I tell her no, I'm not into it. (Which is acually sort of a lie, since I do like it, naturally, and of course I have some mags and videos stashed away. She brings it up occasionally when something reminds her to bag on it.
She even ripped on me a few weeks ago because she was using my laptop and FC comes up, and she assumed because 'fucked' is in the name it's pr0n. Man. (This with her not knowing I even have normal amount of a porn stash.) I know she sounds bitchy and controlling but this is the one thing she does that drives me crazy - everything else about her is beyond cool. She's hot, she's fun, I like her.Anyway, point is, I get a pr0n CDRom from my brother's friend yesterday and I'm clicking thru the pics. Seen it, seen it, seen it, and there's my girlfriend, bigger than shit, naked with a dildo in her cooch. It is not someone who looks like her, it's her. In her apartment, and the pics (two - one from behind) can't be more than a few years old because that's how long shes lived there. All I'm thinking is 'she didn't want me to check out pr0n cause she's in pr0n. How hypocritical fucked-up is that? And...AND...I haven't talked to her yet. On one level it's funny as shit, but she has a lot of nerve. What would you do if this happened to you? I haven't even told my brother about this yet, because he will give me shit until the day I day over this one.
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Duke
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posted 12-11-2001 10:45
 
Dude, now is the time you 2 make history and star in a movie together. IP: Logged |
BaldGhoti
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posted 12-11-2001 10:59
You should come clean with her. "Look, I like porn just as much as the next guy. I'd be lying if I didn't say so. And I know why you didn't want me to watch porn." If you want a future with this girl, you must tell her the truth. Lies are always revealed in the long run.------------------
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YouLieAndYourBreathStinks
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posted 12-11-2001 11:09
Sounds like a bullshit story to me.IP: Logged |
Amazon
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posted 12-11-2001 11:09
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StickyLoad
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posted 12-11-2001 11:44
There is only one thing you can do.POST THE PICS!!!!! IP: Logged |
Dave
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posted 12-11-2001 11:50
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Originally posted by Dave.:
What would you do if this happened to you? I haven't even told my brother about this yet, because he will give me shit until the day I day over this one.
- post the pics here
- make one of the pics the desktop image
- invite her to use your computer
- ask her if she's going to stop being a bitch now
if it bothers you that she was in porn, like it would me, ditch her anyway. liars seldom change and are rarely worth the trouble they are. ps love your username.
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jumper42
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posted 12-11-2001 12:01
damn i thought it was the other dave and it was not like him to NOT post some porn.i have to tell dave. that picture posting is needed in this situation. IP: Logged |
LaMFear
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posted 12-11-2001 12:11
Nope. I don't buy it either.IP: Logged |
nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 12-11-2001 13:27
you gotta tel her that you like porn, then tell her that you were fist fucking to her porn pics the other day, and that you want her to do more. then post them all here.
oh but first extract the shit from your mouth
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grendelkhan
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posted 12-11-2001 15:35
No way this is truth. This has "Urban Legend" written all over it.We need to see the pic in question and a non porn pic. IP: Logged |
Jimbo
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posted 12-11-2001 15:40
If it does turn out to be a true story, will it be considered a trump to my story of having an ex-girlfriend's picture show up in a yellow pages ad for an escort service?IP: Logged |
Der Senfmeister
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posted 12-11-2001 18:38
Yes.IP: Logged |
Keith M
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posted 12-11-2001 20:12
True or not, talking to the gf or not, why would you tell your brother!? Man! Fuck that! "Yo bro, you'll never guess! My girlfriend's a crack whore who's naked on the internet! Here, lemme show you..."I dunno, maybe your family is different than mine. IP: Logged |
zippy
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posted 12-11-2001 21:31
are you kidding jimbo? of course it'll beat your story. you're comparing a picture of an ex in the yellow pages to a photo of your current girlfriend spread naked fucking a dildo. it's NO comparisoni also think that whoever wrote that message is the same guy that pretended to be the married dude that taped his wife cheating. IP: Logged |
jeer
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posted 12-12-2001 02:35
Ask her if she takes it in the ass.IP: Logged |
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