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Topic: Am I a bad person?
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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 12-29-2001 16:57
   
I have this junkie neighbor who lives above me and is very good at making a nuicance of himself. He has this nasty habit of coming home late and drunk and making lots of noise in the middle of the night. Well, tonight I got me a bit of revenge. It had snowed about two inches, and when I came home from seeing LOTR, I saw he left his bedroom window open a bit. Just big enough for a snowball. I walked over to a parked car, made a big snowball and threw it exactly through the small opening. It's 15 minutes later now, and I can hear him moaning and crying how everybody hates him. I'm smiling as I type this. I think I'll call the cops on him now.  IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 12-29-2001 18:12
take pictures of him changing his clothes b4 you call cops, then post themIP: Logged |
Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
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posted 12-29-2001 20:17
yes, you are in fact a bad person. It's a judgement call and i'm making it.
[edited to note that the last sentence is a Bill Hicks quote, but it's still valid.]
[This message has been edited by Dave (edited 12-30-2001).] IP: Logged |
zaksquatch
Member with a member
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posted 12-30-2001 00:35
If by bad, you mean good, then YES.If people don't sober up enough to close their windows when it snows, they might freeze to death. You probably saved this guys life. ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS!!!! IP: Logged |
LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 12-30-2001 03:50
Update:Last night I heard him moan "AAAAHH I wish I was DEAD!!" It made me smile. IP: Logged |
jumper42
Frat Troll
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posted 12-30-2001 12:55
you should have thrown another snowball then.IP: Logged |
jeer
Hey everyone look at me I'm in the Navy
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posted 12-30-2001 16:02
Yes, indeed you are.IP: Logged |
Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
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posted 12-30-2001 22:30
Dude, if you're going to be a bad person, do it full throttle and use the yellow snow.------------------
"There will be no freestyle. The style is not free, the style is expensive." IP: Logged |
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