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Snag Leaky Pen	posted 01-04-2002 15:05 Any tips on getting it on anally with your woman? IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 01-04-2002 15:11 Jimbo posted a great instructional video about how to convince your girlfriend to have anal sex with you. Rightclick here and choose "save as" to download it. IP: Logged
jeer Hey everyone look at me I'm in the Navy	posted 01-04-2002 15:19 at gun point IP: Logged
Sara t1t fl4sh3r - TAKE IT OFF!!	posted 01-04-2002 15:51 Have you asked her? IP: Logged
Lyzic PenIsite	posted 01-04-2002 17:38 lemon gin... once I read a cosmo and some chick was going off about how much better anal was, just find a similar article and leave it lying around. make sure she reads it, then get her all liquored up and suggest it. you never know. or as sara said, just ask, she might wanna try it as much as you do :P IP: Logged
jeer Hey everyone look at me I'm in the Navy	posted 01-04-2002 18:18 I hear some people start with a finger. While performing oral on the girl the male so as not to scare or shock the girl the male works his diget in. He tries this a few nights before he makes the jump This is supposed to help her to loose her fear of haveing some jimmy dean in there. IP: Logged
Dave Almighty lord of relevant links	posted 01-04-2002 21:58 10 rules of anal sex another link and my personal suggestions: Use a condom. Nothing says 'I Love You' more than not getting shit on your dick and smearing it all over someone when you pull out. Use lots of lube. No, more than that. No, more still. Okay, you've used half the fucking tube of KY? Be a big spender and use the whole fucking thing, c'mon, you can offord another tube. Fuckee must be relaxed. Tight-asshole + dick = pain. pain = you're not getting any ever again. Tell her how cool it would be if you could take some pictures and post them on PenIs. ------------------ "I steal teeth from kittens to make necklaces for Satan." IP: Logged
Amazon Anal Amazon, Assaulter of Men	posted 01-05-2002 11:07 DAVE!!! LISTEN TO ME!! YOU CANNOT GET SHIT ON YOUR WEEWEE IF SHE IS A CLEAN PERSON!!! Snag... you happen to have access to a person who like anal... so I can and will tell you some things: First, see above on what I screamed at Dave. That being said, let me tell you more: Do you like to go down on your lady? I hope so, cause while you are down there, eat ass the same as you would do regular "eating", so to speak. THEN try your SMALLEST finger, eventually working your way up to a larger finger and finally your weewee. I do STRONGLY suggest several condoms (not at once) because it CAN cause infections to go from anus to vagina. You will also need some kind of lubricant. I also suggest you do ask her, as Sara suggested. DO NOT PUSH THE ISSUE! It takes time to get used to the idea first. The first few times will be extremely painful for her if she is too tense. I cried my first time because it hurt so much. Now that we are where you want to be, MAKE SURE you finger her clit while you are having anal sex. If this is done properly, she will have a mindblowing orgasm. Any other questions regarding anal that I can answer? IP: Logged
jumper42 Frat Troll	posted 01-05-2002 14:47 and if you are going to eat ass bring a breathmint IP: Logged
deep down TRAUMA HOUND unregistered	posted 01-06-2002 04:59 quote: Originally posted by Amazon: DAVE!!! LISTEN TO ME!! YOU CANNOT GET SHIT ON YOUR WEEWEE IF SHE IS A CLEAN PERSON!!! [obvious pun]you're talking shit out of your ass[/obvious pun] unless you consider enemas part of regular cleaning routine, there's no way -- it's physiologically impossible -- to not have some remains of excrement in the anal canal. I honestly don't care how many times you've had a dick in your ass, amazon; speaking as someone whose (admittedly average-sized) dick has had this particular priviledge -- yes it is possible, and in fact, likely you'll have residue on anything that goes in the anal canal. unless you're going to tell me that you've closely inspected a dick right after it's been in someone's ass, and found nothing whatsoever (and even then i'm not gonna buy it, cos I've seen shit, literally, with my very own eyes, and in case you were wondering, we'd showered before fucking.) IP: Logged
Amazon Anal Amazon, Assaulter of Men	posted 01-06-2002 08:05 I would have been impossible for you to see what shit was lefton your PenIs unless you had a magnifying lens. Ifshe had to go poo DURING THE ACT ITSELF, you would then be able to see it on your PenIs. Trust me on this one. IP: Logged
Snag Leaky Pen	posted 01-06-2002 14:12 I love you guys. Yeah, believe me... I haven't pushed the issue, and yes I have asked. She's a little squeemish on the idea, but I can tell she'll come around to it as long as I don't bare down on her. (NPI) Anyways, thanks for your help, and I will definetly use your methods and suggestions, hopefully someday I'll be able to do the dirty. If not, it was worth the try. Amazon's my hero. IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 01-06-2002 17:44 While you shouldn't see "shit" on your dick, you will definitely see a kind of, well, slime that's definitely and clearly anal in origin. I'm guessing that's the mucus that normally lines the rectum. IP: Logged
jumper42 Frat Troll	posted 01-06-2002 20:04 quote: Originally posted by deep down TRAUMA HOUNDto amazon) and in case you were wondering, we'd showered before fucking. if i were you i would pass on the amazon fucking but if you must i will be glad to film it and then post it on penIs; then shortly after stab my eyes out with rusty knives and have mightymon piss in my open wounds. IP: Logged
Amazon Anal Amazon, Assaulter of Men	posted 01-07-2002 05:21 quote: Originally posted by jumper42: if i were you i would pass on the amazon fucking but if you must i will be glad to film it and then post it on penIs; then shortly after stab my eyes out with rusty knives and have mightymon piss in my open wounds. I am not sure I get this. It was never suggested that Snag and I do anal together... or am I reading this wrong? IP: Logged
Snag Leaky Pen	posted 01-07-2002 13:04 Yeah, Amazon and I were never really anally compatible, so I usually just let her beat the fuck out of me, and then she sucks me off while I'm unconscious. She's crazy like that. IP: Logged
xclusive069 drooling cretin	posted 01-07-2002 13:10 id say listen bitch you got 3,,maybe 4 seconds before i get off this couch and show you just what happens when you leave your fist in my ass. IP: Logged
Amazon Anal Amazon, Assaulter of Men	posted 01-08-2002 05:18 Besides that, I haven't had sex in about... well, I guess 2 years now. I'd prolly kill snag because I would exhaust the hell out of him. IP: Logged
Leon Phelps unregistered	posted 01-08-2002 14:14 What I would do, my good friend, is pour her many large glasses of courvoisier- Oh, yeah! And when your skanky lady-friend is good an liquired up, just slide in close, and say, "hey, Baby, have you considered... The Butt?" That's what I'm talking about! IP: Logged
joshy Uber PenIs	posted 01-08-2002 14:16 I can't believe I got to be the first to make a Leon Phelps post to this thread! IP: Logged

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