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Topic: news from assfuck. it's not as impressive as asgard...
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oneitnsloth
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posted 01-04-2002 21:35
   
here's my town's local newspaper's website. it looks semi-professional, with an air of pseudo-journalistic intergrety. the almost gave it a real try...notice the "Fun & Games" and the "Fun and Games" sections. the differences are subtle, but they're there.also, there was a blurb in the "police beat" section of the print version.
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theft: a freeport woman, 26, reported her $200 cell phone, $100 gold ring and $80 gold necklace stolen by an acquaintance's girlfriend, also 26, at 11pm. the victim also told police she might owe money to the other woman for drugs.
just an example of the kind of intelligence that keeps me huddled in my house here in assfuck. granted, i'm not that much smarter, but still...come on! wow! my posts are kinda long today. IP: Logged |
Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 01-05-2002 11:25
Heh.When I lived in Cincinnati, we would get this local paper for free on our doorstep every week. I recall one "police beat" in particular that cracks me up every time i think about it. It seems a man called police because his neighbor threw a bagel at him. A BAGEL!
I can see the police: "And what kind of bagel was it, sir?" IP: Logged |
oneitnsloth
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posted 01-05-2002 20:45
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originally posted by Amazon:
"And what kind of bagel was it, sir?"
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! i bet it was a cinnamon raisin bagel. just because. police: "did it have cream cheese on it, and was it toasted?" on a related note, there aren't any good bagel places in freeport, illinois. actually there aren't any bad bagel places in freeport. sonsabitches! IP: Logged | |
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