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Topic: POETRY!@$@!
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hussain
S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division
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posted 01-05-2002 00:03
   
3y3 4m l33t h4x0r
j0! 3y3 4m t4lking to j00!
fux0red 5cr1pt k1dd13.-"l33t h41ku"
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e e cummins
unregistered
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posted 01-05-2002 00:27
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upload
Member with a member
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posted 01-05-2002 01:19
I concurHer Communion
Was a bit more erotic than you’d
Find in a church The blood of her savior more…
Viscous
His body resembled a baguette While she was swallowing
Her redeemer whole
She looked up with glazed eyes And hummed a hymn.
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Der Senfmeister
Member with a member
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posted 01-05-2002 09:59
I found this on a bulletin board in my university's engineering building:<>!*''#
^"`$$-
!*=@$_
%*<>~#4
&[]../
|{,,SYSTEM HALTED pronounced: Waka waka bang spalt tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar underscore,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Pipe curly-bracket comma comma CRASH. IP: Logged |
MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 01-05-2002 15:17
Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean favored, and imperially slim. And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked. And he was rich - yes, richer than a king -
And admirably schooled in every grace;
In fine we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place. So on we worked, and waited for the light,
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet through his head. [This message has been edited by MightyMon (edited 01-05-2002).] IP: Logged |
LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 01-05-2002 17:23
dancing shotgun guy
can't you see that I'm glowing?
quad rocket for youIP: Logged |
psyci
Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
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posted 01-05-2002 20:08
Blow ye winds:
Like the trumpet blows;
But without that noise.IP: Logged |
oneitnsloth
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-05-2002 21:03
icicleswretched, bloody
icicles
raining down
from
heaven—onto
your
precious clean
lawn,
green now
mingles
with red
in
a celebratory
display.
light-hearted children
run
with glee
through
the bloody
mess
on your
lawn. IP: Logged |
Bad Mr. Spinch
Member with a member
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posted 01-05-2002 23:42
There once was a man called Clme,
Who was obsessed,you see
With a substance called cake
He ate all he could take
And said "Goddamn, why isn't this free?"MORE LAMEASS NON-FUNNY PenIs STAFF LIMERICKS TO COME... IF YOU WANT THEM! IP: Logged |
MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 01-06-2002 08:21
There once was a poster with a name
that implied that he played evil games
with things such as vegetables
and other undigestibles
but all he desired was message-board fame.IP: Logged |
Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
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posted 01-06-2002 09:15
quote:
Originally posted by Bad Mr. Spinch:
There once was a man called Clme,
Who was obsessed,you see
With a substance called cake
He ate all he could take
And said "Goddamn, why isn't this free?"MORE LAMEASS NON-FUNNY PenIs STAFF LIMERICKS TO COME... IF YOU WANT THEM!
the rhyme scheme on this only works if you pronounce "Clme" as "Kleh-mee" (or something similar ending in that ee sound.) I've always just gone dyslexic and thought of Clme's posts as being from Clem (although since I don't talk aloud about such stupid things as the posting handles of people on message boards I frequent, I've never said it out loud.)
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"I steal teeth from kittens to make necklaces for Satan." IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 01-06-2002 13:18
so i was at this bar this one time
and this man walked up to me and he said
hey buddy, i hav-havnt had ne thing to eat in a long time
ha so i BIT HIM...
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......i dunno if i told that one right. -brak IP: Logged |
Bad Mr. Spinch
Member with a member
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posted 01-06-2002 16:32
I've always just thought of it as being pronounced as each letter's name, since I couldn't think of any other way to pronounce it. And Mon, thanks... I guess.IP: Logged |
MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 01-06-2002 16:40
Spinch: You were the first to limerickize a Pen poster, I wanted to be the first to get a board poster. *shrug* Oh plus finding something that rhymes with "vegetables" was fun. I'd write one about jumper42 but it'd probably be way over his soft little skullcap.IP: Logged |
nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 01-06-2002 22:27
i feel a change coming on
from this revolution
mind altering state
preceeeding evolution
using my third eye
to see beyond me
west meets east
killing philosophy
feeling versus being
closed my eyes
to see what im seeingpassion versus pash-zen
versus
paz-shen versus past zen
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monk: what is the most valuable thing in this world
master: a dead cat
monk why?
master: because no one can put a price on it IP: Logged |
fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 01-07-2002 03:16
feel free, mon, imagine the odds of jumper looking in a thread called "poetry".
A bunch of the people at PenIs
Trade poems like volleys in tennis.
But their scansion sucks
Because they put too many syllables into each line, the stupid fucks.
I guess they're just less cool than fen is.
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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 01-07-2002 11:42
Nuen:
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one. All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar So...Shut up and Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy. I'm soooooooooo not in the mood to write a haiku but when I do, oh yes, the scansion shall be glorious, the meter unmatched, the rhythm flowing, and the subject so totally about how cool fen is. Fen is mightier, after all. IP: Logged |
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