posted 01-06-2002 00:25            

*dodges hard objects thrown in my general direction*

Well, you also remember tales of teen suicide and school shootings right?

*dodges more hard objects and some knives*

Well, theres a new trend in teen suicide/mass killing now! Thats right! Depressed middle-class students are now combining all three! More information can be found here

posted 01-06-2002 05:29         

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Originally posted by Clme:

So, remember: Its no longer cool to kill yourself in the privacy of your own home. The cool thing to do is to find a small airplane and fly it into a large building.

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the humorous thing about this is that you're presenting this piece of new as an etiquette lesson in how to be cool.

"Did you hear? Bobby shot himself last night."

"Oh. My. God. How embarrassing for his parents! They must be mortified their kid was such a geek!"

"Thank God he won't be doing stupid shit like that anymore."