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Topic: Look at the traffic all of the sudden!
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FaRaN Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-09-2002 08:11
You silly boys all showing of to doomy304?I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard when she'll reveal her real age and sex. Feel before you dive in! IP: Logged |
doomy304 member with a hymen I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-09-2002 08:14
I absolutely 100% PROMISE I am an 18-year-old girl. If I was gonna lie about something like that, don't you think I would have posted a pic that was a little sexier? Actually I didn't think anybody would even notice me posting.IP: Logged |
xclusive069 drooling cretin
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posted 01-09-2002 08:17
It's OK ma'am, I got this town under contro'
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doomy304 member with a hymen I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-09-2002 08:21
hahahahahahahahahaIP: Logged |
BaldGhoti Member with a member
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posted 01-09-2002 09:17
Well, hey, remember--this is a forum full of horny, oversexed nerds. Any nubile young woman is reason enough to celebrate.------------------ Reverend Rob IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-09-2002 10:45
Amen FaRaN, this reminds me of the idiots on our ship going loco because of the co-ed underage sea cadets coming aboard for a week long cruise ...The best part was when Espinoza, one of the crazy ass engineers, in the berthing with a crowd of small boys cornered, he came up to them and said 'I don't cheat on my wife at all, because I whack it'. He then promptly gave them an example of what he was on about. Of course the wacko got sent to captains mast (the equivelant of court), and our captain gave him 10 days of extra duty for his little show. It still seems a little odd compared to the 45 days of extra duty and 80 days of restriction to the boat while overseas and loss of a pay grade I got for taking two hits of thai stick in Phuket. Yet another fine example of things that made me absolutely sick about the way the Navy operates. IP: Logged |
Amazon
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posted 01-09-2002 10:54
quote: Originally posted by BaldGhoti: Well, hey, remember--this is a forum full of horny, oversexed nerds. Any nubile young woman is reason enough to celebrate.
I resent that. IP: Logged |
CapnBiggles clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 01-09-2002 10:59
I'm not sure what happened. All of a sudden Jumper started attacking people at random like he normally does, except this time everyone busted a nut on him. Heh.
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psyci Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
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posted 01-09-2002 10:59
So, what's a girl like you doing in a place like this? You come here often? So what's your sign?[/CORNY PICK UP LINES] IP: Logged |
doomy304 member with a hymen I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-09-2002 11:09
Gemini, actually, but I don't really act like one.  IP: Logged |
psyci Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
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posted 01-09-2002 11:24
Heh, now all the kiddos are jealous because I got a response. So uhm... nanny-nanny poo-poo or something along those lines.IP: Logged |
doomy304 member with a hymen I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-09-2002 11:48
Pretty much EVERYBODY who has talked to me has gotten some sort of response. So there.  IP: Logged |
eod TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 01-09-2002 12:19
quote: Jumper started attacking people at random like he normally does, except this time everyone busted a nut on him.
BUKKAKE FEST!!
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CapnBiggles clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 01-09-2002 12:38
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Amazon
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posted 01-09-2002 13:15
Well, doomy, I promise *I* won't try to hit on you.------------------ "Yeah, I gotta light. Your butt and my face! Wait, that's MY butt and your face. And that's a MATCH!" IP: Logged |
doomy304 member with a hymen I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-09-2002 13:19
Thank you Amazon.  IP: Logged |
psyci Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
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posted 01-09-2002 15:12
Hehe. I'm actually happily taken. I'm just playing along.IP: Logged |
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 01-09-2002 17:24
quote: Originally posted by psyci: Hehe. I'm actually happily taken. I'm just playing along.
LIES!
quote: Originally somewhat contributed by BaldFishy: Well, hey, remember--this is a forum full of horny, oversexed nerds. Any nubile young woman is reason enough to celebrate.
Shouldn't that be undersexed? At least, I know it's clme's case. I'd say jumper, but he got a hand-out in recent memory, so that one would be wasted....by the truth.
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BaldGhoti Member with a member
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posted 01-09-2002 20:13
"Oversexed" and "undersexed" refer to individual desire, not quantity of sex had.------------------ Reverend Rob IP: Logged |
PeterWiggin Resident PenIs MC
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posted 01-09-2002 20:27
a/s/l check?22-m-seattle-with pic press 6969696969 or just IM me on the real... im just a faximile peter IP: Logged |
zippy Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-09-2002 20:55
goddamit!! i promised myself that i would walk up to some hot girl at a bar, be all rico suave and shit, and pick her up by asking "a/s/l?", but i kept forgetting to do it. i'm such a lamer sometimes. IP: Logged |
Dave Almighty lord of relevant links
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posted 01-09-2002 22:35
quote: Originally posted by zippy: goddamit!! i promised myself that i would walk up to some hot girl at a bar, be all rico suave and shit, and pick her up by asking "a/s/l?", but i kept forgetting to do it. i'm such a lamer sometimes.
the disturbing part is that you'd probably pick her up and post pictures of her fisting herself or fucking a dog or something. i find it amusing that you consider forgetting to be lame a sign of lameness. ------------------ "I steal teeth from kittens to make necklaces for Satan." IP: Logged |
zippy Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-10-2002 16:41
it's lame to not be lame?consider that we live in an age where some people consider it cool to be "1337", when being 1337 means that you spend all day sitting in front of a computer. on the other hand, 10 years ago it was cool to be a "ch33r134d3rR"... sorry, "cheerleader", which basically consisted of jumping up and down a lot and singing stupid rhymes. you tell me which hobby is more worthwhile and makes more sense in terms of determining your coolness. further, i cant take photos of her because i dont have a digital camera. would anyone like to buy me one? would you be more likely to buy me one if i was a cam girl with an amazon.com wishlist? can we pretend i am? [This message has been edited by zippy (edited 01-10-2002).] IP: Logged |
doomy304 member with a hymen I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-10-2002 16:45
I was a cheerleader once actually. But it was in 4th grade (9 years ago... close enough), and our uniforms consisted of gray t-shirts and black sweatpants, and we cheered for one of the local flag football teams. They won the tournament or whatever, but in the end we got bigger trophies than they did.  IP: Logged |
weis bonzi buddy
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posted 01-10-2002 19:45
quote: Originally posted by doomy304: They won the tournament or whatever, but in the end we got bigger trophies than they did. 
Why, you little slut. ------------------ With proper thrust, pigs fly just fine. --RFC 1925 IP: Logged |