work=affiliates&rating=r">




UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone!
  PenIs Forum
  General Discussion
  Look at the traffic all of the sudden! (Page 1)

Post New Topic  Post A Reply
profile | register | preferences | faq | search

This topic is 2 pages long:   1  2  next newest topic | next oldest topic
Author Topic:   Look at the traffic all of the sudden!
FaRaN
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 01-09-2002 08:11     Click Here to See the Profile for FaRaN   Click Here to Email FaRaN     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You silly boys all showing of to doomy304?

I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard when she'll reveal her real age and sex.

Feel before you dive in!

IP: Logged

doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-09-2002 08:14     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I absolutely 100% PROMISE I am an 18-year-old girl. If I was gonna lie about something like that, don't you think I would have posted a pic that was a little sexier? Actually I didn't think anybody would even notice me posting.

IP: Logged

xclusive069
drooling cretin
posted 01-09-2002 08:17     Click Here to See the Profile for xclusive069   Click Here to Email xclusive069     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It's OK ma'am, I got this town under contro'

IP: Logged

doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-09-2002 08:21     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hahahahahahahahaha

IP: Logged

BaldGhoti
Member with a member
posted 01-09-2002 09:17     Click Here to See the Profile for BaldGhoti   Click Here to Email BaldGhoti     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well, hey, remember--this is a forum full of horny, oversexed nerds. Any nubile young woman is reason enough to celebrate.

------------------
Reverend Rob

IP: Logged

LonMabonJovi
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 01-09-2002 10:45     Click Here to See the Profile for LonMabonJovi   Click Here to Email LonMabonJovi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Amen FaRaN, this reminds me of the idiots on our ship going loco because of the co-ed underage sea cadets coming aboard for a week long cruise ...

The best part was when Espinoza, one of the crazy ass engineers, in the berthing with a crowd of small boys cornered, he came up to them and said 'I don't cheat on my wife at all, because I whack it'. He then promptly gave them an example of what he was on about.

Of course the wacko got sent to captains mast (the equivelant of court), and our captain gave him 10 days of extra duty for his little show. It still seems a little odd compared to the 45 days of extra duty and 80 days of restriction to the boat while overseas and loss of a pay grade I got for taking two hits of thai stick in Phuket.

Yet another fine example of things that made me absolutely sick about the way the Navy operates.

IP: Logged

Amazon

Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
posted 01-09-2002 10:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BaldGhoti:
Well, hey, remember--this is a forum full of horny, oversexed nerds. Any nubile young woman is reason enough to celebrate.


I resent that.

IP: Logged

CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
posted 01-09-2002 10:59     Click Here to See the Profile for CapnBiggles     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm not sure what happened. All of a sudden Jumper started attacking people at random like he normally does, except this time everyone busted a nut on him. Heh.

IP: Logged

psyci
Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
posted 01-09-2002 10:59     Click Here to See the Profile for psyci     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
So, what's a girl like you doing in a place like this? You come here often? So what's your sign?

[/CORNY PICK UP LINES]

IP: Logged

doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-09-2002 11:09     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Gemini, actually, but I don't really act like one.

IP: Logged

psyci
Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
posted 01-09-2002 11:24     Click Here to See the Profile for psyci     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Heh, now all the kiddos are jealous because I got a response. So uhm... nanny-nanny poo-poo or something along those lines.

IP: Logged

doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-09-2002 11:48     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Pretty much EVERYBODY who has talked to me has gotten some sort of response. So there.

IP: Logged

eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
posted 01-09-2002 12:19     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Jumper started attacking people at random like he normally does, except this time everyone busted a nut on him.

BUKKAKE FEST!!

IP: Logged

CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
posted 01-09-2002 12:38     Click Here to See the Profile for CapnBiggles     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

IP: Logged

Amazon

Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
posted 01-09-2002 13:15     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well, doomy, I promise *I* won't try to hit on you.

------------------
"Yeah, I gotta light. Your butt and my face! Wait, that's MY butt and your face. And that's a MATCH!"

IP: Logged

doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-09-2002 13:19     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thank you Amazon.

IP: Logged

psyci
Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
posted 01-09-2002 15:12     Click Here to See the Profile for psyci     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hehe. I'm actually happily taken. I'm just playing along.

IP: Logged

MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 01-09-2002 17:24     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by psyci:
Hehe. I'm actually happily taken. I'm just playing along.


LIES!

quote:
Originally somewhat contributed by BaldFishy:
Well, hey, remember--this is a forum full of horny, oversexed nerds. Any nubile young woman is reason enough to celebrate.

Shouldn't that be undersexed? At least, I know it's clme's case. I'd say jumper, but he got a hand-out in recent memory, so that one would be wasted....by the truth.

------------------
I really need to change my sig.

IP: Logged

BaldGhoti
Member with a member
posted 01-09-2002 20:13     Click Here to See the Profile for BaldGhoti   Click Here to Email BaldGhoti     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"Oversexed" and "undersexed" refer to individual desire, not quantity of sex had.

------------------
Reverend Rob

IP: Logged

PeterWiggin
Resident PenIs MC
posted 01-09-2002 20:27     Click Here to See the Profile for PeterWiggin   Click Here to Email PeterWiggin     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
a/s/l check?

22-m-seattle-with pic

press 6969696969 or just IM me

on the real... im just a faximile

peter

IP: Logged

zippy
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 01-09-2002 20:55     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
goddamit!! i promised myself that i would walk up to some hot girl at a bar, be all rico suave and shit, and pick her up by asking "a/s/l?", but i kept forgetting to do it. i'm such a lamer sometimes.

IP: Logged

Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
posted 01-09-2002 22:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by zippy:
goddamit!! i promised myself that i would walk up to some hot girl at a bar, be all rico suave and shit, and pick her up by asking "a/s/l?", but i kept forgetting to do it. i'm such a lamer sometimes.

the disturbing part is that you'd probably pick her up and post pictures of her fisting herself or fucking a dog or something.

i find it amusing that you consider forgetting to be lame a sign of lameness.

------------------
"I steal teeth from kittens to make necklaces for Satan."

IP: Logged

zippy
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 01-10-2002 16:41     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
it's lame to not be lame?

consider that we live in an age where some people consider it cool to be "1337", when being 1337 means that you spend all day sitting in front of a computer.

on the other hand, 10 years ago it was cool to be a "ch33r134d3rR"... sorry, "cheerleader", which basically consisted of jumping up and down a lot and singing stupid rhymes. you tell me which hobby is more worthwhile and makes more sense in terms of determining your coolness.

further, i cant take photos of her because i dont have a digital camera. would anyone like to buy me one? would you be more likely to buy me one if i was a cam girl with an amazon.com wishlist? can we pretend i am?

[This message has been edited by zippy (edited 01-10-2002).]

IP: Logged

doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-10-2002 16:45     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I was a cheerleader once actually. But it was in 4th grade (9 years ago... close enough), and our uniforms consisted of gray t-shirts and black sweatpants, and we cheered for one of the local flag football teams. They won the tournament or whatever, but in the end we got bigger trophies than they did.

IP: Logged

weis
bonzi buddy
posted 01-10-2002 19:45     Click Here to See the Profile for weis   Click Here to Email weis     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by doomy304:
They won the tournament or whatever, but in the end we got bigger trophies than they did.

Why, you little slut.

------------------
With proper thrust, pigs fly just fine.
--RFC 1925

IP: Logged

This topic is 2 pages long:   1  2 

All times are PT (US)

next newest topic | next oldest topic

Administrative Options: Close Topic | Archive/Move | Delete Topic
Post New Topic  Post A Reply
Hop to:

Contact Us | Penismightier.com

Look out for the mexican. He knows where you hide your cake.

Powered by: Ultimate Bulletin Board, Version 5.44
© Infopop Corporation (formerly Madrona Park, Inc.), 1998 - 1999.



work=affiliates&rating=r">