posted 01-12-2002 03:21            

mwhohahahaha

posted 01-12-2002 04:33         

Truly the scariest website EVAR!!!!1!

posted 01-12-2002 10:21            

All the hottest, best dressed chicks had schlongs

::Cut to a scene in San Diego with my best bud Dave at his girlfriends bar, I totally forgot about this night::

Me and Dave are getting drunk for free because he's boning the bartender

This hot mexican chick comes in and starts chatting him up, in what seemed like minutes every time his GF goes around the corner Dave and the chick are making out

I'm third wheeling it and staring off into space, when all of a sudden Dave is trying to beat up this girl?

His GF comes over and makes the chick leave (still totally oblivious to what was going on, he was a smooth bastard I gotta admit)

Everyone clears out, and when I asked 'WTF??' he explains when he reached under the table, her hardon was bigger than his

Ewwwwww

As we are leaving, I hear 'Wait wait, David I love you! Come back to me!'

Turned around just in time to see Dave hit this thing three times hard ass hell on the way to the ground on a fairly busy street.

We decided it probably didn't look very good from a distance and got the fuk outta there

posted 01-13-2002 15:20         

So I'm checking this guy into the hotel, it's like fucking 230am, and i had just started working there, like first three months or something, and i was all about doing things By The Book. So i'm checking him in and telling him about breakfast and the pool etc etc and he's all "yeah, whatever" and the super-hot chick on his arm
turns to me and says "We're not planning on staying that long, honey." and winks at me and then turns to the guy and whispers something in his ear, but she's turned perpindicular to me, so i get her profile and she's so fucking hot and then i notice the adam's apple.

i thought to myself 'so it's that kind of party...'

For a guy, that chick was ultra fucking hot.

but enough about penii and shemales.

here's a (real) naked woman.
http://www.hotnewmovies.com/Helena-Hemanova/helenahemanovapiano065.jpg
http://www.hotnewmovies.com/Helena-Hemanova/helenahemanovapiano066.jpg
http://www.hotnewmovies.com/Helena-Hemanova/helenahemanovapiano067.jpg
http://www.hotnewmovies.com/Helena-Hemanova/helenahemanovapiano068.jpg

[edited because little red ecks are just so fucking sexy.]

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"I steal teeth from kittens to make necklaces for Satan."

[edited a-fucking-gain because if i don't add target="_new" jimbo's left eye starts twitching.]

[This message has been edited by Dave (edited 01-13-2002).]

edited again because horizontal scrollbars give you herpes.

posted 01-14-2002 23:28            

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Originally posted by FaRaN:

Be carefull with this one.

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posted 01-15-2002 16:20         

[5 links to 5 pics were here, but direct links just gave 404 errors, so you'll have to go to http://anal.bestsexhost.net/mceselko/6/hun.htm to see the Aria pictures. Damn I wish I had my own server.]

[edited because little red ecks love me long time]

PS CLME, this link is for you: http://www2.smutserver.com/teen/allseries/tammie/thehun.html

posted 01-15-2002 16:54            

quote:

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Originally posted by Dave:
PS CLME, this link is for you: http://www2.smutserver.com/teen/allseries/tammie/thehun.html

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posted 01-15-2002 20:24            

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Originally posted by Dave:
I think the real question is: Is she trying to make her genitals sweeter or the candy taste shitty? [/pun]

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The real question is, how did she cram all that stuff up her ass and pussy when she's drier than the damn Sahara in July...