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jumper42
Frat Troll

posted 01-09-2002 22:53     Click Here to See the Profile for jumper42   Click Here to Email jumper42     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
ok so i may have been slightly rampant these past few days but damn it can be entertaining. i just like to see things liven up here now and then. things get stale, except duke's girl of the day thread, and sometime it is fun to troll from time to time. also it lets me see who has a sense of humor and who does not. so in conlcusion i am sorry to some of you. the ones i am not sorry to are as follows

mighty mon - he is my bitch and tries to act like he is not so i have to slap him around to remind who is #1.

fen - he is in a rival fraternity!

clme - i am not sure why i dont like him but maybe it is because he is a filthy tree hugging hippie

sara - she still doesnt return my stalking phone calls.

one(whatever)sloth - dude! some weeks you only wash your hair just twice, TWICE, a week and that is just plain wrong. get up to like 4 times a week regularly then maybe i may apologize.

so next time i insult you i only do it to liven things up and to get some posting going, it is good times, and hey think up creative ways to insult me, i dont care but be creative and have a certain hatefulness in it too.

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krizzorocks
PenIsite
posted 01-09-2002 23:24     Click Here to See the Profile for krizzorocks   Click Here to Email krizzorocks     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
MY LAST BEER IS FROZEN

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krizzorocks
PenIsite
posted 01-09-2002 23:32     Click Here to See the Profile for krizzorocks   Click Here to Email krizzorocks     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Microwaves RULE!

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LonMabonJovi
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 01-10-2002 01:55     Click Here to See the Profile for LonMabonJovi   Click Here to Email LonMabonJovi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ahh hell I may as well come clean too

I've been working for Puzzling's folks up the river for the last couple weeks, installed a set of cabinets and cleaned up the firewood area outside, and burned roughly 4 tons of scrap/rotten wood that had been an eyesore for years.

I was staying up there some nights, which saved me gas money. Saving money is nice, since they don't really pay me much. But hey, they're family, right? And there are other perks to work up there, one of which was getting to hang with Puzz again after a year or so of not seeing him.

Puzz told me during the day Sunday him and his mom had another blowout, and she said she didn't want me up there overnight anymore. I told him it was no biggie, I'd just have to raise my rates a little to compensate.

Well, they rolled in Sunday evening and didn't see my truck ... they weren't quite high-fiving but they were saying something to the effect of 'Yay, no Lon two nights in a row!' Puzz's kid (11) walks into the living room and sees me, turns around goes back in the kitchen and says 'huh huh make that one night' which caused Puzz's mom to laugh hysterically.

I was pretty damn hacked off, not to mention sore and sweaty from chucking a giant pile of river rocks and splitting wood, so I grabbed my shit and walked out without saying a word.

Long story short I've been a pretty foul mood since then, until Puzz finally stopped by today and straightened a few things out. But the experience put my panties up in a tight bunch, not to mention working up there almost every day since a week before christmas and making 100 bucks out of the deal added injury to the insult.

Of course he was saying how his mom feels terrible about the whole deal, well no shit dude you can't even find a Mexican to work as cheep as I was, it sucks to scare off a bargain I guess.

Shit I feel like I should have made the first line of this post say Dear Diary, what a bunch of crap.

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xclusive069
drooling cretin
posted 01-10-2002 05:50     Click Here to See the Profile for xclusive069   Click Here to Email xclusive069     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
yeah thats some bulshit lon

go fuck em in their sleep

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
posted 01-10-2002 11:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
How *IS* Puzz, anyway??
He never writes me anymore.

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 01-10-2002 11:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Salt her underwear drawer thoroughly.

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doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-10-2002 11:38     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*cringing*

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PeterWiggin
Resident PenIs MC
posted 01-10-2002 14:33     Click Here to See the Profile for PeterWiggin   Click Here to Email PeterWiggin     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well Jumper I still think your a dirty frat boy, but I hope they find a cure for your latest STD. And I hope it isn't the downfall of the Lambda-Lambda-Lambdas...

peter

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LonMabonJovi
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 01-10-2002 23:52     Click Here to See the Profile for LonMabonJovi   Click Here to Email LonMabonJovi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ya know Amazon I can't tell, he seems like the same ol' Puzz but he fruits out a little sometimes ... which also seems like the same ol' Puzz, but I dunno

Things could be better for him I guess but he's still the best dam friend I ever had

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