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Topic: If a midget kicked you, would you fight back?
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Duke
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posted 01-10-2002 11:00
   
If a midget kicked you and supposing it didn't hurt much, would you retaliate? Hell yes, I would spackle the midget to the wall. It's the same for a normal person, why should they be treated any different? They want equality, they can have it.IP: Logged |
Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 01-10-2002 11:03
Spackle him to the wall? Hmmm. I was thinking duct tape.IP: Logged |
StickyLoad
Great Gobs of Cream
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posted 01-10-2002 11:17
Hehe,This strikes me as a funny thread. One of my roommates talks about catching a midget. He then wants to make it wear a mexican hat with nacho cheese dip in the center. And when the midget isn't serving nachos, it would be in a cage. He would also like to have a male and female midgets so he could breed them. Finally, if the midget had a mullet, he would probably think it was the coolest thing ever. IP: Logged |
doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-10-2002 11:35
How midgety are we talking here? I was the shortest person in my graduating class in high school... Anyway, if I had a midget of my own, I'd probably use him as a TV stand cause as it is now it's on top of a cabinet, about 6 1/2 feet off the ground. If not that, then my caffeine gofer so I don't have to waste precious caffeine going down to the vending machines.IP: Logged |
eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 01-10-2002 11:47
What are you guys slobs? I'd use my midget to clean up my beer cans and empty pizza boxes. He'd sleep under my bed, so when I'm thristy in the middle of the night, I'd just clap my hands and Lil Johnny Shortjob would come crawling out from under the bed and fetch me some water. I like the idea of breeding them, though according to Montel and the other afternoon talk shows, lil people sometimes have big people kids. Those would be the ones you drown out back. IP: Logged |
StickyLoad
Great Gobs of Cream
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posted 01-10-2002 12:47
 Need I say more? IP: Logged |
doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-10-2002 12:51
I am vaguely reminded of Dorf...IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 01-10-2002 12:52
he'd be giving a lot of blowjobsother than that he's basically useless
he would be light an ez enuff to thro into oncoming traffic when i got boerd with him
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xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 01-10-2002 13:41
DOOD there are SOOO many pics of midgets on the internet
go look!!
 
 
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Duke
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-11-2002 17:23
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doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-11-2002 17:28
Re: the last one... ewwwww...IP: Logged |
Dig_me_out
Neophyte Pen
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posted 01-11-2002 22:13
I like midgets, I just can't eat a whole oneIP: Logged |
InThrees
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posted 01-12-2002 11:39
Are those fucking THUMB TACKS?THUMB TACKS? Holy Sheeeeyit! -3 IP: Logged |
doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-12-2002 12:17
Exactly. I was ewww-ing about that... how the hell do you even get them IN that far?IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi
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posted 01-12-2002 12:44
::Cue Louis Armstrong::And I think to myself, what a wonderful world IP: Logged |
BaldGhoti
Member with a member
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posted 01-12-2002 13:47
Doomy--you get bodyslammed on a bed of them. Check out any Mick Foley DVD.------------------
Reverend Rob IP: Logged |
doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-12-2002 13:48
I know that. My brother watched wrestling for years, I've seen all that stuff, but I was just thinking, is the skin on our foreheads that thick that a pushpin could go all the way in like that without embedding in their skull? Or what?IP: Logged |
BaldGhoti
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posted 01-12-2002 13:50
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Originally posted by doomy304:
I know that. My brother watched wrestling for years, I've seen all that stuff, but I was just thinking, is the skin on our foreheads that thick that a pushpin could go all the way in like that without embedding in their skull? Or what?
Yeah. Think about piercings. Pinch the skin on your forehead. Also, they usually use a shorter-style pushpin. ------------------
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doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-12-2002 14:00
Ahaaaaa.. those sneaky fucks.  IP: Logged |
LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 01-12-2002 14:03
Wait wait wait.People are getting bodyslammed into a bunch of thumbtacks? Can someone tell me more about this fantastic american passtime I've never heard of? IP: Logged |
BaldGhoti
Member with a member
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posted 01-12-2002 18:26
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Originally posted by LaMFear:
Wait wait wait.People are getting bodyslammed into a bunch of thumbtacks? Can someone tell me more about this fantastic american passtime I've never heard of?
The WWF ------------------
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doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-12-2002 18:33
Mick Foley has creeped me out ever since I first saw him... I don't know how old I was but he was Cactus Jack at the time. He isn't the best-in-shape guy in the world (I could be wrong but he doesn't look like it) but he wore those brown spandex pants... blech. Which I guess spandex is like a requirement in wrestling or something, but there should be limits on that sort of thing. IP: Logged |
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