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Topic: tri-met is holding me back
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Dig_me_out
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posted 01-11-2002 22:08
  
Goddamn concert BullshitOnce upon a time, a broke, sorry bastard bought a $10.00 concert ticket.
Stoked to go to this concert,a group me never missed, he forgot to take the ticket with him.
Being so imbarable retarted, he didn’t realize this until three stops from the quaint little joint this shin dig was being held at. Getting on that fucked ride known as Max and Tri-met, he rode back home to get it. Those son’s of bitches that run the mother fucking 67 bus not only didn’t show up at the appointed 8:20 stop…but then came early when the poor fuck left the stop to check out the other time. SONS OF BITCHES!! This in turn made the moron miss the concert all together. Thus wasting his time, happiness and money he could have bought 2 ½ packs of ciggs with. Now he is stuck at home drinking Rolling Rock bullshit, pissed off at concert bull shit.
Fuck you
Fuck this institution
Fuck tri-met and there conspiracy to destroy the happiness of all, one stop at a time
Fuck you for laughing at my misfortune.
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"I wasen't born with enough middle fingers"
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weis
bonzi buddy
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posted 01-11-2002 22:51
I heard a retarded guy drove a Tri-Met bus for a while. I mean, really retarded. But you can't blame him, because he got canned for raping a lady a while back.The moral of that story is, it could've been worse. ------------------
With proper thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 01-11-2002 23:20
Weis, weis....we know you're sorry about raping that girl, but bemoaning the fact every chance you get is kinda boring, you know.And dig_me, did you have to use an underscore in your name? How do I properly address you without it? It's so inconvenient. Oh, and Life Lesson of Tonight: DO NOT FORGET YOUR FUCKING TICKET. Teh. End. ------------------
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Dig_me_out
Neophyte Pen
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posted 01-11-2002 23:24
"mighty":you can address me as "the man who took my manhood from me" or "father"...preferably "daddy" as in "who's yr daddy?" You like that don't you bitch?? [This message has been edited by Dig_me_out (edited 01-11-2002).] IP: Logged |
StickyLoad
Great Gobs of Cream
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posted 01-12-2002 00:32
Buses are for retards!Drive gas guzzeling cars!! IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 01-12-2002 01:36
you got drunk
and prolly did waht my icon to the left is doing as we speakits ok
dig deeper
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Dig_me_out
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posted 01-12-2002 09:22
Actually xclusive, not all of us have to depend on "palm-ala" or "hand-rew" to get us through a day where we are continually shut down by our sexual betters.Its ok "luck happens" ------------------
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LonMabonJovi
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-12-2002 09:51
quote:
Originally posted by weis:
I heard a retarded guy drove a Tri-Met bus for a while. I mean, really retarded. But you can't blame him, because he got canned for raping a lady a while back.The moral of that story is, it could've been worse.
I thought it was consensual sex between a driver and some lady in a wheelchair Maybe that was a different driver? IP: Logged |
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