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Clme
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posted 01-12-2002 16:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well... the future of N'Sync in "Starwars: Episode 2" (I refuse to say its real name) is in peril it would seem.

One of the members (you know.. the gay one..) issued a statement saying that the only reason they had been pulled from the movie was due to starwars fans complaints. He just wanted to make sure that the real reason was known. The tone of the statment led me to believe he thought a great injustice had been done.

Gee, nothing like listening to fans to really mess up a movie, huh?

Of course, keeping in mind this movies history of not listening to the fans, it has since come out that there have actually been no decisions made on the matter, and none will be made until production is complete.

I fear that the voice of the fans will once again (as with jar-jar) be ignored here. I'm almost beginning to wish that the original movies had been the only ones.

When the waves of depression had left me I started to accept the fact that this movie is gonna suck. Hard.

I proceeded to think of ways that this movie could possibly suck worse, and I ended up spending so much time laughing my ass off I immediately thought "This HAS to be brought up on the message board".

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doomy304
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I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-12-2002 16:18     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha

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xclusive069
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posted 01-12-2002 16:43     Click Here to See the Profile for xclusive069   Click Here to Email xclusive069     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
yeah clme, i was sitting down on the toilet, when i suddently picked up your vibes, and realized what you were thinking.


i too decided to hurry to the msg board to post a reply to your post, in which i already telepathically knew what you were going to say

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Clme
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posted 01-12-2002 16:49     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ok, fine. I'll just freaking ask it then:

How could this movie possibly be any worse?

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LaMFear
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posted 01-12-2002 16:50     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well I'm still hoping it'll turn out ok. I saw the three trailers and they all looked pretty cool. I'll see it in the theatre and I'll buy the DVD.

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Rainee the Magnificent
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posted 01-12-2002 17:27           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
News flash: it was gonna suck anyway (I've seen the trailers, and while I'm no SW fanatic, I like the series alright). That, and they were going to be in the background as uncredited extras in a fight scene. Who, in Kurt Loder's exact words, "blow up and die."

Who... fucking... cares?

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xclusive069
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posted 01-12-2002 17:59     Click Here to See the Profile for xclusive069   Click Here to Email xclusive069     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
jsut the modern media making a frenzy out of it...sheesh

im no SW fan eyether, i could care less, the trailors do look decent, looks like quite the love plot but hey, thats just how the story goes.

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Clme
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posted 01-12-2002 18:00     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Rainee:

Yes, We've posted the whole story complete with links previously. We are well aware it was only a 5 second scene.

I saw it as a cheap marketing scheme, and since I'm already hating the idea of another movie more or less ruined by Jar Jar that was just icing on the cake.

There are a lot of people who, right or wrong, see this as a BIG issue in their star-wars oriented universe.

I want satiric ideas on how starwars could possibly be worse, not criticism from an N-Sync fan. Thank you.

Hell... for that matter does anyone have any confirmed rumors that will make my pessimism seem more appropriate?

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doomy304
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posted 01-12-2002 18:30     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
This might sound weird, but I've always thought the idea of giving a background to Darth Vader/Anakin/whatever was just kind of unnecessary. Before Episode I came out, or actually before I even knew it was coming out, I didn't sit around going, "God it would be great to have movies made on how Darth Vader got that way!" I always thought he was supposed to be just an evil guy, and who the hell cares how he got that way. I'm not a die-hard SW fan or anything, but... it was just odd to see him as an innocent little boy. After Episode I, which I didn't even see until a full month after it came out, I dunno. I knew there would be two more, but I really didn't care too much.

Actually... the worse they make it, the more I might enjoy it actually. 'Cause then I wouldn't necessarily have to look at it as a bad example of SW; it would just kind of be a bad example of a movie in general. And those are always fun.

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Dave
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posted 01-12-2002 21:26     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Clme:
Ok, fine. I'll just freaking ask it then:

How could this movie possibly be any worse?


I suppose they could turn them into musicals. Jar Jar singing...think about that for a while.

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doomy304
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posted 01-12-2002 21:32     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hahaha

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zippy
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posted 01-12-2002 23:31     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
they could replace natalie portman with Big Bertha, or even worse, martin lawrence

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Clme
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posted 01-12-2002 23:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Martin Lawrence doing a musical number dressed in one of his "drag" characters!!!


I fucking HATED that awful "Martin" show on fox. ick.

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treyh37
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posted 01-13-2002 00:42     Click Here to See the Profile for treyh37     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
anyone see the stars/nsync segment on snl?

it's pretty funny, like the new jedi council though.

long neck guy, alf, that burger mayor character, harry potter, and homie yoda

think that was most of them.

later
trey

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FaRaN
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posted 01-13-2002 04:27     Click Here to See the Profile for FaRaN   Click Here to Email FaRaN     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Like I said,

Third movie will be made by Disney

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Dave
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posted 01-13-2002 09:08     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by FaRaN:
Like I said,

Third movie will be made by Disney


Oh FUCK yeah: a disney musical, with marketing that saturates life as we know it for a year before the movie comes out, featuring Martin Lawrence as the voice of Amidala. With Eddie Murphy as the voice of R2D2 and Jim Carrey as Emperor Palpatine.

FUCK YES. That'd be so bad it'd be mandatory watching, like MST3K or something.

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doomy304
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posted 01-13-2002 09:25     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
and talking animals with BAD cgi animation that doesn't look anywhere close to real.

Like that new Disney movie with Cuba Gooding Jr and the dogs that I've seen advertised... Snow Dogs or something? I know I've seen SOME ad recently where the cgi stuff has looked jaw-droppingly bad.

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Bad Mr. Spinch
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posted 01-13-2002 18:25     Click Here to See the Profile for Bad Mr. Spinch   Click Here to Email Bad Mr. Spinch     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Normal view... normal view... normal view... normal viewwwwww!

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doomy304
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I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-13-2002 18:30     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Put the men's room in the tower; what was I thinking?

This is a job for Weenie Man! Into the Weeniemobile... Weenie Man awaaaayyy!

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Duke
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posted 01-13-2002 18:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke   Click Here to Email Duke     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
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doomy304
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I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-13-2002 18:56     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You know, if you look at any of the other shit on that site, there is some NASTYASS stuff in there. Goddamn.

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Dave
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posted 01-13-2002 20:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
When doomy loses her virginity, will someone change her title? (although just cos she's a virgin doesn't mean she still has her hymen...)

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doomy304
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I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-13-2002 20:23     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No, I do. Actually I was originally gonna complain about the tag but I'm used to having my virginity stare me in the face now.

[edited to provide further detail]

[This message has been edited by doomy304 (edited 01-13-2002).]

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LonMabonJovi
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posted 01-13-2002 21:10     Click Here to See the Profile for LonMabonJovi   Click Here to Email LonMabonJovi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
They could always say Darth Vader wasn't really killed and bring him back, just a dream sequence like on a soap opera

But not just any dream sequence, but Tinky Winky's dream sequence (kids love em!)

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OZ
PenIs
posted 01-14-2002 10:30     Click Here to See the Profile for OZ     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Martin Lawrence? Naawwww. They're going to have Chris Tucker bring his obnoxious fucking character from the Fifth Element back. That screaming asshole with the afro shaved into a columnar penis shape growing out of his forehead. He'll be some trade federation secretary of excretions or something. Amidala will continue to try and sound exotic and end up sounding like a computer synthesized brit- o wait, they did that already, and Steven Hawking will be a jedi. Maybe Lucas will go for an NC-17 rating and have amidala and padme in a double headed dong scene like the one in Requiem for a Dream.

BTW, anybody but me notice that the trade viceroy things seemed to be oriental? They speak in "engrish" or a dialect thereof, and their eyes are kinda squinty. I dunno, maybe it's just me, but I was kinda hoping some oriental advocacy group was going to jump in Lucas's face about that,but they never did. I was waiting for the rastafarians advocacy special interest freaks to get on him about Jar Jar- since he seems like a jamaican kinda piece of waste and all he ever did was be a fuck up that did good by accident. I guess the rastafarians are too stoned to care.

For that matter, how annoying was it that little skywalker blew up the droid control ship by fucking accident? I hate that shit in movies. He blundered into it and he's the hero? Let 'em earn it, I say. Pretty much the only good parts of episode I were the jedis kicking ass and when they fought Darth Maul. The rest of it was shite. That dork they have playing the young Obi Wan has some big shoes, errr, latex hip boots to fill now that it is widely known Sir Alec Guinness liked to have a light saber in his dark side as it were.

How dare you make me think about this again. Die.

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