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Topic: Don't you hate it when...?
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Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 01-17-2002 08:16
   
Post those here...Don't you hate it when you kiss your grandma and her tongue slips? IP: Logged |
doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-17-2002 08:29
Don't you hate it when you're firewalled and therefore not allowed to do neat stuff on the net?IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 01-17-2002 10:04
don't you hate it when abstract ideas put forth turn people into morons?IP: Logged |
Pierced
Uber PenIs
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posted 01-17-2002 10:24
when you finally get around to mopping the floor, because no one else in the house will, and it looks dirtier than before. IP: Logged |
Starr66
PenIsite
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posted 01-17-2002 10:46
...you take off for 3 days while fighting with your significant other and come back
to find your fish dead....IP: Logged |
nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 01-17-2002 21:32
you are perfectly comfortable in a position, and something causes you to stir like an itch or the phone and then you can not get comfortable again.IP: Logged |
criscorocks
PenIs
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posted 01-17-2002 22:20
The friggin cable company cuts our data line to BOTH of our neighbors houses, not knowing the diffrence between UTP and RJ6.
Fuckers.
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psyci
Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
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posted 01-17-2002 22:29
Don't you hate it when your underwear goes way, way waaaaay up your butt?... wait, no, I like that. IP: Logged |
Bad Mr. Spinch
Member with a member
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posted 01-18-2002 00:14
You're sitting comfortably, playing a Gameboy Advance game using the sun's light, and a cloud blocks the sun and ruins your light source?IP: Logged |
treyh37
Member with a member
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posted 01-18-2002 01:23
when your about to tell someone something and you can't remember what and you remember it a few hours later when they've completely forgotten what you were talking about back then.later
trey ------------------
all those who side with me when my reign of evil comes get free parking spaces oh and every thursday is hawaiian shirt day IP: Logged |
Sara
t1t fl4sh3r - TAKE IT OFF!!
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posted 01-18-2002 01:52
.. when its the only day you get to sleep in and the phone rings at 7 a.m. IP: Logged |
upload
Member with a member
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posted 01-18-2002 19:03
when you wake up and you realize you still breathIP: Logged |
Vyacheslav Bob
Neophyte Pen
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posted 01-18-2002 19:11
...when people confuse similar words with one another.IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 01-18-2002 19:13
when your rolling at a lan party and your mom walks downstairs to see "how everyone is doing."
yeah hi mom , im fine ty ,
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upload
Member with a member
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posted 01-18-2002 19:27
homonyms must be used... I hate homonyms IP: Logged |
oneitnsloth
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-20-2002 11:24
you lose track of time while looking at penis. resulting in missing dinner....again. and people wonder i'm so skinny....IP: Logged |
InThrees
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-20-2002 12:25
...when there you sit all broken hearted, having paid a dime, yet only farted?-3 IP: Logged |
zippy
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-21-2002 13:01
when you're canadian and dont know that there's no work on MLK day, and that you *could* have spent the day sleeping in, but now you have to sit at work under these wonderful flourescent lights and spend your time reading penismightier?IP: Logged |
eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 01-21-2002 15:12
quote:
Originally posted by zippy:
when you're canadian and dont know that there's no work on MLK day, and that you *could* have spent the day sleeping in, but now you have to sit at work under these wonderful flourescent lights and spend your time reading penismightier?
Haha! IP: Logged |
fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 01-21-2002 16:12
..when someone asks you a question, but tunes out or otherwise doesn't pay attention to the answer? *Nothing* pisses me off more than that. Well, probably something does, but nothing that happens in daily conversation.IP: Logged |
Lyzic
PenIsite
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posted 01-21-2002 17:00
...when you have a cold so when you sleep you can't close your mouth and in the morning you have the pasties and no amount of brushing will get rid of itIP: Logged |
doomy304
member with a hymen
I stole Mon's goat
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posted 01-21-2002 17:12
when your otherwise friendly, complacent computer decides to come up with all sorts of kernel32.dll errors JUST when you don't want it to? grrr...IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 01-21-2002 17:30
yes
i hate it when that happensimage nerfed WITHOUT providing a link, 'cause I'm getting pretty tired of babysitting. and of deleting my cache at work. [This message has been edited by Jimbo (edited 01-22-2002).] IP: Logged |
Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
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posted 01-21-2002 17:34
quote:
Originally posted by doomy304:
when your otherwise friendly, complacent computer decides to come up with all sorts of kernel32.dll errors JUST when you don't want it to? grrr...
there's a solution for that. although to be honest, since I started using win2k i haven't had a single windows fuckup. ------------------
"I steal teeth from kittens to make necklaces for Satan." IP: Logged |
BaldGhoti
Member with a member
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posted 01-21-2002 20:18
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Originally posted by Dave:
there's a solution for that.although to be honest, since I started using win2k i haven't had a single windows fuckup.
Yeah, but my digital logic suite and my copy of Starship Titanic won't install. Fucking Win2K.
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