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Topic: How liberals will save the world (a Democratic muse)
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marcel
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posted 01-22-2002 07:47
  
They will provide everyone with healthcare, work, meals, and retirement income (all sub-standard, of course).
In return, they will work their entire lives for us, and send us the majority of what they make. We will skim off a nice salary and pension plan for ourselves, and return a few crumbs to them like sub-standard job training (but only if it means we can create some more $50K+ jobs for the bureaucrats running it).
In this manner, we shall save the world.IP: Logged |
marcel
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posted 01-22-2002 08:00
Where's Joshy?IP: Logged |
FaRaN
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posted 01-22-2002 08:41
i love joshIP: Logged |
joshy
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posted 01-22-2002 10:00
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Originally posted by marcel:
Where's Joshy?
Sorry, I was off fucking a goat- which you should very well know, since I was taking your sloppy seconds. Anyhow, you seem to have me confused with a "Liberal", and are branding yourself a "conservative". However, I am a ballot-proven Libertarian, and you are a Limbaugh Facist. Good day, sir. ------------------
What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.
- George Carlin IP: Logged |
joshy
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posted 01-22-2002 10:37
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Originally posted by FaRaN:
i love josh
Baby, what'd I tell you? No PDA! IP: Logged |
marcel
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posted 01-22-2002 12:14
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Originally posted by joshy:
I am a ballot-proven Libertarian.
Do they give you a reciept for voting? I have never once listened to Limbo. Some of us have formed our own opinions without being told what to think by our current professor. Best wishes, Marcel IP: Logged |
InThrees
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posted 01-22-2002 12:37
The hell of it is... if Josh really IS a libertarian, then he despises the sort of thing Marcel was sarcastically saying just as much as Marcel evidently does.-3 IP: Logged |
joshy
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posted 01-22-2002 20:57
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Originally posted by InThrees:
The hell of it is... if Josh really IS a libertarian, then he despises the sort of thing Marcel was sarcastically saying just as much as Marcel evidently does.-3
Which is why I didn't bother arguing with him about it. I'd much rather stick to topics I can beat him on, like pretty much every other one he's ever posted. ------------------
What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.
- George Carlin IP: Logged |
joshy
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posted 01-22-2002 21:00
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Originally posted by marcel:
blah blah blah blah-blah blah
I said, "Good day"!!
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What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.
- George Carlin IP: Logged |
Bitchgoddess
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posted 01-23-2002 00:57
I'm a registered libertarian as well... who's joshy? By the way... I'm really drunk... Screwdrivers are the devil...IP: Logged |
fenomas
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posted 01-23-2002 03:02
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Originally posted by marcel:
..something about liberals..
As I always say, only fools look for common ground in arguments. Smart folks take the basic idea of the other fellow's ideology and extend it until it seems absurd. That way you guarantee no-one will ever come to an agreement, and keep your discussion safely within the confines of name-calling. That said, people like marcel just want to extend the death penalty to every crime so we'll have no criminals, make christianity the state religion, revoke the bill of rights, tattoo ID codes on everyone's forehead, and reduce the federal government until it's just Bush, Ashcroft, and Newt chatting in the capitol rotunda with Bill Gates about when to roll out "America XP". But not me, I'm against all that stuff. fen IP: Logged |
marcel
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posted 01-23-2002 07:09
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Originally posted by fenomas:
As I always say, only fools look for common ground in arguments. Smart folks take the basic idea of the other fellow's ideology and extend it until it seems absurd. That way you guarantee no-one will ever come to an agreement, and keep your discussion safely within the confines of name-calling.
That said, people like marcel just want to extend the death penalty to every crime so we'll have no criminals, make christianity the state religion, revoke the bill of rights, tattoo ID codes on everyone's forehead, and reduce the federal government until it's just Bush, Ashcroft, and Newt chatting in the capitol rotunda with Bill Gates about when to roll out "America XP".
But not me, I'm against all that stuff.
fen
Hey, You negated the name calling.
[This message has been edited by marcel (edited 01-23-2002).] IP: Logged |
InThrees
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posted 01-23-2002 13:37
I like Fen's method of debate. In that spirit.Fuck you all! You want some of this? -3 IP: Logged |
fenomas
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posted 01-23-2002 16:53
Look, you're just wrong, and if you can't see that, then you should think about it some more. When you've done that, and come to the conclusion that I am correct, please contact me again.That said, the instantiation of our topic of discussion most associated with me (by this I mean, if for example we were talking about hometowns, then *my* hometown) is really terrific, and that associated with you, well, to be honest, it kind of sucks. That, and you're a fuckface. IP: Logged |
Sara
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posted 01-23-2002 17:03
quality  people should use the word fuckface more often. IP: Logged |
marcel
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posted 01-24-2002 04:24
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Originally posted by fenomas:
That, and you're a fuckface.
I knew you wouldn't let me down.  [This message has been edited by marcel (edited 01-24-2002).] IP: Logged |
joshy
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posted 01-25-2002 11:05
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Originally posted by Bitchgoddess:
I'm a registered libertarian as well... who's joshy? By the way... I'm really drunk... Screwdrivers are the devil...
Joshy is not Josh, the PenIs member who doesn't seem to own a computer. Other information that my stalkers no doubt find interresting is at www.geek-out.com IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi
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posted 01-28-2002 06:44
I can't help but wonder if Marcel is a fictional character made up by one of the regulars for our mutual amusement ... if I thought he was for real, I would probably say something like:HOLY SHIT MARCEL YOU HAVE TO BE THE MOST IGNORANT FUCKWIT ON THE INTERNET TO BE BAITING LIBERALS HERE, GO AND FIND SOME HERE SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT HOW WE WIPE OUR ASSES IN PEACE. There is no fucking way someone as stupid as you pretend to be would remain interested in this site for this long, is there? Then again, maybe this is the only place on the net you can find porn. As this is the anonymous internet, you remain an enigma ... The thing that cinches it for me ... you show up every now and cut and paste something from the New Republic and have one of the more flattering titles around here, while I have been a PenIs since before it was cool to be one with posting priveledges no less and have a generic tag. My conspiracy theory: Marcel = Sara ... she is deceptively sweet and fun to talk to and obviously intelligent ... but she works with the general public all day, so she developed a split personality to vent with without sullying her good name. Gotta love that Fenomas text-fu
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LonMabonJovi
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posted 01-28-2002 06:47
dude thats fucked upIP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi
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posted 01-28-2002 06:48
looking like an idiot can be fun if you don't take yourself too seriouslythats a generic tag? IP: Logged |
Jimbo
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posted 01-28-2002 07:34
Yup, sure is.Dude trust me, if we gave Marcel a 5P35HUL 31337 71713 it wouldn't be all that flattering. IP: Logged |
marcel
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posted 01-28-2002 09:37
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Originally posted by LonMabonJovi:
looking like an idiot can be fun if you don't take yourself too seriously
thats a generic tag?
All aboard.  IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi
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posted 01-28-2002 16:26
Well, hope some of those links come in handy Can we move my comments to the "Why I shouldn't post at 5:30 in the morning" thread? IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi
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posted 01-28-2002 16:34
It still baffles me that it took this long to make as many posts as Marcel, but crossing the threshhold to change my sig at the exact same moment I'm going on about it in my post tripped my tired ass out. I honestly thought someone was fucking with me at first.Would have been easy enough to edit out, but my sense of irony far outweighs my sense of self-importance. IP: Logged |
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