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Duke
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posted 01-23-2002 06:19     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke   Click Here to Email Duke     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
...what would your pr0n stage name be?


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BaldGhoti
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posted 01-23-2002 07:31     Click Here to See the Profile for BaldGhoti   Click Here to Email BaldGhoti     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"Jimbo Jones"

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Reverend Rob

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jumper42
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posted 01-23-2002 08:24     Click Here to See the Profile for jumper42   Click Here to Email jumper42     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
William Ridgewood, and my first adventure would be William Ridgewood Deep, in the Bush of Asia.

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oneitnsloth
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posted 01-23-2002 09:52     Click Here to See the Profile for oneitnsloth   Click Here to Email oneitnsloth     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Pablo Maplewood.

wow jumper, you've put quite a bit of thought into this...

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everyone would be happier if they submitted to weekly government-administered enemas...including me.

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doomy304
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I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-23-2002 09:58     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Something Pussycat. I'm not sure what my first name would be.

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Duke
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posted 01-23-2002 10:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke   Click Here to Email Duke     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
How's about this for a series name:

Buck Norris: Missing In Ass

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xclusive069
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posted 01-23-2002 11:33     Click Here to See the Profile for xclusive069   Click Here to Email xclusive069     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sticky-Stickman

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psyci
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posted 01-23-2002 12:17     Click Here to See the Profile for psyci     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
My name would be Dick Dick.

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StickyLoad
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posted 01-23-2002 13:13     Click Here to See the Profile for StickyLoad   Click Here to Email StickyLoad     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
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'nuff said

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fenomas
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posted 01-23-2002 16:56     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Stick Thickly, making his screen debut in "Stick Thickly has Sex with Girls"

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Duke
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posted 01-23-2002 17:46     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke   Click Here to Email Duke     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Biff Jerky

or

Kip Beefsteak

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Bitchgoddess
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posted 01-23-2002 17:56     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
If I remember correctly the formula for this is the name of your first pet and the name of your street... mine would be Muffin Leila.. hehe... kinda retarded, but if you switch them around leila Muffin actually sounds like a pr0n name...

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xclusive069
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posted 01-23-2002 18:24     Click Here to See the Profile for xclusive069   Click Here to Email xclusive069     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
omfg

Axle 10 Mile


HAHAHA howfucking awesome is that name?
Axle Rosie (female golden retriever,,,Rosie (for girl name) and axle rose (rosie)) just for the hell of it


damn im 10miles long
now thats what im talking about


oh yeah
and our neighbors always though we aclled our dog aSS HOLE

cause if you hell out AXLE (calling her) it sounds like aSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE

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doomy304
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posted 01-23-2002 18:49     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well shoot... I've never had any pets but I was very partial to this stuffed mouse when I was a baby... so then my pr0n name would be Mousie Marsailles. Hmmmmmm..

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nuentoter
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posted 01-23-2002 19:30     Click Here to See the Profile for nuentoter   Click Here to Email nuentoter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
formula wise mine would be buddha eleven
not that cool of a pr0n name but a cool band name

butt on weekends i go by "the mad russian"

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Clme
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posted 01-23-2002 19:43     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"Cindy Packers"?

Hrm.

Gypsy Barby...

No.

Rosemary Milwaukee...

Er..

Midnight Martinson...

Well. It doesn't match up right with any pet I've ever had with any road I've ever lived on.

I've also come to the conclusion that I've lived on way too many streets. I went through a list of like 10 just trying to make this work in a good way

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doomy304
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I stole Mon's goat
posted 01-23-2002 20:01     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey, Midnight Martinson isn't too bad.

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Pierced
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posted 01-23-2002 22:06     Click Here to See the Profile for Pierced   Click Here to Email Pierced     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I actually heard the formula was your middle name and the street you live on. either way.

with a pet name it's rather dull:

mutley royal.

but with my middle name it's almost usable

Reed Royal.

Though I currently live on Pheasant Run Dr. and a 2 word last name is lame. Royal ln was the last place I lived. Actually no it isn't, Sunset Ct was.

reed sunset. sounds like a character in a romance novel.

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Bitchgoddess
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posted 01-23-2002 22:29     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
ok, if we go through the list...

My very first pet was actually named
Sugar... and I lived on Hill St so...

Sugar Hill

When I got my cat I lived on Fisher Rd, so...

Muffin Fisher

My current pet is Sebastian... and I live on Leila Ave, but that sounds kinda retarded, so we'll say Cypress cuz it's the nearest cross street...

Sebastian Cypress


That's about my list... but if we go by middle names I have a list as long as my arm of streets I've lived on that would match Celeste pretty well...

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FaRaN
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posted 01-24-2002 02:27     Click Here to See the Profile for FaRaN   Click Here to Email FaRaN     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bitchgoddess:
If I remember correctly the formula for this is the name of your first pet and the name of your street...

Err that would make mine:

"Porsche Reyer"

Any girls turned on by this?

And with the middlename thingy it would be:

"Reyer"

[This message has been edited by FaRaN (edited 01-24-2002).]

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