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Topic: "I'll fuck you till you love me"
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criscorocks
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posted 01-26-2002 21:09
   
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/video/sports/2002/01/22/tyson_lewis_presser2.high.asx
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doomy304
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posted 01-26-2002 21:42
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oneitnsloth
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posted 01-27-2002 02:48
oh yes, let's get a psychotic, rapist, who's having to deal with all the stress of going through a trial, maybe being sent to prison (again) and put him in the ring with another borderline psychotic large muscular man...my favorite part was when he called the guy a "little white bitch..." and then said "you wouldn't last two minutes in my world." i think the man needs to be locked up...quite clearly he's unstable. i guess i just don't understand all this manly proving one's self garbage...the same with the clip of chris edwards getting so angry at the interviewer for getting his name wrong...i probably got his name wrong too. oh well. i hope he doesn't come after me...people who get too excited over sports are bullshit. spend time with your fucking families....read to your kids...spend time making the world a better place, don't get so absorbed in something that trivial... not that i'm saying that no one should watch sports...just don't be fanatical about it...also i'm not accusing anyone here of it. wow...that was a ramble and a half. we now return to our regularily scheduled links.
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Jimbo
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posted 01-27-2002 09:48
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Originally posted by oneitnsloth:
my favorite part was when he called the guy a "little white bitch..." and then said "you wouldn't last two minutes in my world."i think the man needs to be locked up...quite clearly he's unstable.
I've got a better idea... get him in the ring over at Pride and see how long he lasts in THAT world. That would be AWESOME.  He's a physical enough brawler, and not over-reliant on boxing rules, to overcome some of the fighters there... but he'd get fucking DOMINATED hardcore when he got to the higher class of fighter there. No fucking way could he handle somebody like Mark Kerr taking it to the ground... and god help him if he managed to get him pissed, Mark Kerr pissed off is one of the scariest things you'll ever see. Hell, I'm not even entirely sure he could handle some of the pure strikers there... they have to contend with a much meaner class of competitor than the average pro heavyweight boxer. I think Igor Vovchanchyn would probably ring his fucking bell. GOD, I wish there was a chance in hell of actually SEEING any of that. IP: Logged |
jumper42
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posted 01-29-2002 00:38
i dont know man, i mean tyson is not mentally stable and i am guesssing the people you are naming or graplers and wrestlers, but i think tyson could take them. all he would have to do is bite them once and connect with just one punch and it is over.tyson is an exciting fighter cause you dont know what he will do next, and i am glad he is fighting a worthy oppenet in lenox, but i think if the fight is not called on tyson breaking the rules, tyson will beat him. IP: Logged |
InThrees
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posted 01-29-2002 03:51
The thing here, Jumper, is that these guys are goooood. They would know to get in close, hang on, and just not allow the room necessary for Tyson's hard punches. Then they would be breaking wrists and ankles, and the audience would be treated to many lispy girlish screams. The end. Heh. Bringing Tyson to Pride would be like bringing safety scissors to shop class. Yeah, they're technically a [i]tool[i], but... -3 IP: Logged |
upload
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posted 01-29-2002 04:47
bah its all rigged... I have no faith in such entetainment sources.IP: Logged |
Jimbo
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posted 01-29-2002 06:11
Punching is perfectly legal in Pride. So is elbowing, kneeing, forearm smashing... etc, etc, etc.IP: Logged |
jumper42
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posted 01-29-2002 08:54
biting?IP: Logged |
Jimbo
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posted 01-29-2002 11:44
Nah, biting's not legal. But every once in a while when you get a dirty one in Pride that keeps doing something illegal, the other guy just fucking loses it and goes BERSERKO on his ass. Mark Kerr did that to Branco Cipotich (misspelled), a big mean kickboxer bastard - dude kept cheating to avoid getting taken down, and delivering illegal strikes to the back of the neck. He got warned a few times, then got a yellow card, then Kerr just fucking went apeshit and threw him halfway through the ropes and started RAINING these nasty-ass millforge trip-hammer blows over the top on him, it was ugly. Big bastard went down and didn't MOVE for a while. Looked like he was gonna cry when he came to. IP: Logged |
InThrees
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posted 01-29-2002 15:02
Hey Upload, WCW and WWF, those are rigged, and anyone who argues the point is an idiot.Pride, however, is not rigged. Or if it is, then I have REAL respect for the competitors. Script:
Act One: Fighter A will shoot out of his corner like a coked up viper and viciously kick Fighter B full in the face, turning his nose into bloody cauliflower. I think not. =P -3 IP: Logged |
KetchupRAT
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posted 01-29-2002 16:40
Getting back to Tyson, he is not gonna be fighting Lewis.
http://espn.go.com/boxing/news/2002/0128/1319188.html IP: Logged |
psyci
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posted 01-29-2002 19:10
Anyone have a link to a working video, with audio (the original audio)?IP: Logged |
Dave
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posted 01-31-2002 11:07
 blatantly stolen from BadAssMofo IP: Logged |
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