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criscorocks PenIs	posted 01-27-2002 21:54 Nothing says clean... IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 01-27-2002 21:56 Hahahaha, do you use him too? IP: Logged
criscorocks PenIs	posted 01-27-2002 22:00 It's what friends are for, and he is quite gentle. IP: Logged
Bad Mr. Spinch Member with a member	posted 01-28-2002 00:36 Crumple. Especially in public bathrooms. ------------------ The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. -Frank Zappa IP: Logged
LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 01-28-2002 05:17 Here's my technique: First of all, the roll should unwind from the top. Grab the end of the roll and give it a quick snap roughly 8 inches out, then quickly come back to the roll over the top of the tissue and stop it. This action creates a double layer about 8-10 inches long. Yank the asswipe free from the roll in a downward motion, with your hand scooping under the back side of your double layer to catch the looped end ... this creates a 4 layered wiping surface which is slightly crumpled (for traction). For outdoor emergencies, cut either the bottom of your t-shirt or the top of your sock off. Never ever trust a leaf, no matter how soft and fluffy it looks. IP: Logged
WasteKase unregistered	posted 01-29-2002 00:51 I crumple. I'm all for destroying a small rain forest whenever I take a dump. IP: Logged
PeterWiggin Resident PenIs MC	posted 01-29-2002 01:06 fold the crumple method is too risky for me. Granted it is my poop, but i'd prefer not to touch it. jt IP: Logged
jumper42 Frat Troll	posted 01-29-2002 01:25 i use mon's goat, then fold. IP: Logged
doomy304 member with a hymen I stole Mon's goat	posted 01-29-2002 04:22 You do not. The goat is mine!!! IP: Logged

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