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LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 01-27-2002 12:28 I got bored I so decided to ask a few people that were on AIM if they folded or crumpled the toiletpaper. Here are some of the results: eod: crumple doomy304: crumple clme: "Er... wrap around hand?" zippy: "i fold man. crumpling leaves the toilet paper in an unpredictable and unstable state, and it's dangerous to wipe like that. you want to know how the toilet paper's structurla integrity will hold up under the load (no pun intended), and folding is the only way to do that consistently" biggles: fold And I fold too. So what do you do? IP: Logged
FaRaN Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 01-27-2002 13:07 crumple but what do YOU do lamfear? IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 01-27-2002 13:10 Fold, man... if you crumple, you only get one wiping per wad of paper, and that just leads to overflowed toilets and nastiness that's much better avoided if possible. IP: Logged
xclusive069 drooling cretin	posted 01-27-2002 13:16 fold IP: Logged
oneitnsloth Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 01-27-2002 13:18 wrap it around my hand...incedently, the toilet paper in my dorms is super rough...so usually by the end of wiping, my ass is slightly bloody and raw...it's kind of a bummer. ------------------ everyone would be happier if they submitted to weekly government-administered enemas...including me. IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 01-27-2002 13:18 Ehh Jimbo... You're telling me that you fold the paper,wipe, open the shitty toiletpaper, refold it and wipe again??? eww Oh and faran: as I said in my original post: quote: And I fold too. IP: Logged
Der Senfmeister Member with a member	posted 01-27-2002 13:37 I used to crumple, but now I fold (three squares). IP: Logged
LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 01-27-2002 13:46 I fold, simply because there is a higher chance for your thumb penetrating a poorly crumpled crumple and sliding across your poo covered bung. The hand wrap is best, but leaving the roll off the paper hanger is only acceptable in the trailer park. (Had to exorcise a wayward word) [This message has been edited by LonMabonJovi (edited 01-27-2002).] IP: Logged
xclusive069 drooling cretin	posted 01-27-2002 14:00 i thgouht we were talking about jerking it not taking a shit doh IP: Logged
xclusive069 drooling cretin	posted 01-27-2002 14:05 i crumple, sorry bout that guys,,, IP: Logged
InThrees Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 01-27-2002 14:50 You gotta know when to hold it... know when to fold it... know when to walk away... when the wipin's done. Sorry. -3 IP: Logged
eod TREAT MERIGHT!	posted 01-27-2002 15:18 I think of my crumple format as a fluffy folding format. Its hard to rely on the folding technique because some places have single ply stuff that when you think you have folded enough, oops there goes a finger. IP: Logged
doomy304 member with a hymen I stole Mon's goat	posted 01-27-2002 15:32 Jimbo - that's not true. If you go by one wipe per crumple, then I must fold and crumple, cause you can fold your crumple. Crumple crumple. IP: Logged
Bitchgoddess battin' .500	posted 01-27-2002 15:42 This is far too funny. I've been sitting here laughing and my kids walked through on their way outside to play and think I'm nuts. I crumple. IP: Logged
StickyLoad Great Gobs of Cream	posted 01-27-2002 15:51 You people wipe? I fold. IP: Logged
xclusive069 drooling cretin	posted 01-27-2002 16:21 i have yet to have an incident while crumpling biotch sit IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 01-27-2002 17:26 quote: Originally posted by LaMFear: Ehh Jimbo... You're telling me that you fold the paper,wipe, open the shitty toiletpaper, refold it and wipe again??? eww Err, "open"? No, you fold, wipe, fold over, wipe, fold over, wipe, drop in the bowl. It's Doomy that's apparently doing the "re-opening", if she's getting multiple wipes off of a crumple... IP: Logged
MrSelfdestruct Member with a member	posted 01-27-2002 17:43 I say, cram IP: Logged
InThrees Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 01-27-2002 18:01 Those of you who consider yourself dirt munching tree hugging druids and wish to eschew the use of paper for the sake of our cuddly environment might wish to consider the shower method. -3 IP: Logged
doomy304 member with a hymen I stole Mon's goat	posted 01-27-2002 18:13 Oh booo. Crumple, wipe, fold, wipe, drop in toilet. No re-opening involved. IP: Logged
Dave Almighty lord of relevant links	posted 01-27-2002 19:44 Fold, and why did Doomy steal Mon's goat? IP: Logged
doomy304 member with a hymen I stole Mon's goat	posted 01-27-2002 19:50 Because I think goats are... interesting. IP: Logged
LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 01-27-2002 19:54 I don't care how much buttwipe it takes, once something has been across the nether region it goes it the bowl. A real greasy one might take a quarter roll, but I keep wiping 'til it's clean. On another note, it's a bidet that is for rinsing poo off, the shower is for washing off non-solid filth. Chunks of fecal matter sitting on the hair trap would be the start of an inquisition followed by a drubbing about the head and shoulders (hah). IP: Logged
weis bonzi buddy	posted 01-27-2002 21:16 I don't really understand all this fold and crumple business. I wrap toilet paper around the stick part of the plunger and stick it up my ass, swab it around a few times, slide it out and dispose of the tp. After five or six excavations, I'm really clean... isn't this how everyone does it? That's what they told me at camp. ------------------ With proper thrust, pigs fly just fine. --RFC 1925 IP: Logged
upload Member with a member	posted 01-27-2002 21:19 I mock all of you for your humorous caveman ways - I use a little thing called the three sea shells Be Well [This message has been edited by upload (edited 01-27-2002).] IP: Logged

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