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Topic: Keeping in the current vein of bodily functions:
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 01-27-2002 14:13
   
Well now. We have a thread devoted to the best way to clean up poo...So why not a thread on the best way to clean up spoo? What is your preferred "vessel" for catching the results of an act of onanism? Kleenex? Dirty socks? shirts? Do you just leave it, roll over, and then have to unstick yourself from your crusty yellow sheets in the morning? IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 01-27-2002 14:43
i must be a clean guy, i dont really care fro making myself messyill save that for when a bitch is fingerin mah dog and im bout to go show her what a warptar looks like. klenux yes sock,, erm no, never tried actually,
wang powder,yes
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oh btw
THIS is my forum
in the other one, i thgouht we were talking bout jerking it until 6posts later somebody mentions "poop" so,,yeah,,
extra crispy please
[This message has been edited by xclusive069 (edited 01-27-2002).] IP: Logged |
Der Senfmeister
Member with a member
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posted 01-27-2002 16:41
In the shower. Easiest cleanup ever!IP: Logged |
eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 01-27-2002 16:57
My face.. My tongue does the rest..IP: Logged |
MrSelfdestruct
Member with a member
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posted 01-27-2002 17:48
I am Catholic, so I spoo into a hermetically sealed container and freeze it using liquid nitrogen that I keep on tapRemember, every sperm is sacred ------------------
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not even sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein- IP: Logged |
InThrees
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-27-2002 18:03
If you were really Catholic, you would know that it's a capital sin to spill your seed onto the ground. (tm) (or any other receptacle not considered a fertile woman's goo-hole that you happen to be married to)-3 IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 01-27-2002 19:46
...not even if you freeze it for later use?*empties freezer*
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Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
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posted 01-27-2002 19:47
quote:
Originally posted by eod:
My face.. My tongue does the rest..
you ejaculate onto your own face? Goddamn! I'm impressed. IP: Logged |
weis
bonzi buddy
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posted 01-27-2002 21:27
quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
you ejaculate onto your own face? [b]Goddamn! I'm impressed.[/B]
While he does it, he yells, "You like that, you little slut? You want some more? bleahglrlgugluglgug" I've heard him. ------------------
With proper thrust, pigs fly just fine.
--RFC 1925 IP: Logged |
upload
Member with a member
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posted 01-27-2002 21:28
sheets turn yellow?! THATS explains my lack of white shirts...IP: Logged |
criscorocks
PenIs
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posted 01-27-2002 22:01
Housemates shampoo bottle.IP: Logged |
FaRaN
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-28-2002 00:39
On my cat, then watch it licking it off.IP: Logged |
InThrees
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-28-2002 04:37
Favorite places at the office:
http://www.syracuse.com/news/syrnewspapers/index.ssf?/newsstories/20020124_rnmugs.html -3 IP: Logged |
zippy
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-28-2002 22:06
i cant believe i'm the first one to say this... but my girlfriend, duh!IP: Logged |
Starr66
PenIsite
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posted 01-28-2002 22:18
quote:
Originally posted by FaRaN:
On my cat, then watch it licking it off.
Zippy, it has already been said...girlfriend/cat, its all the same to you isn't it? IP: Logged |
oneitnsloth
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-29-2002 01:21
in my cd rom drive...lord knows i ain't using it for anything else....while thinking about this.
hey look, my title changed. good for me.
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everyone would be happier if they submitted to weekly government-administered enemas...including me. IP: Logged |
jumper42
Frat Troll
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posted 01-29-2002 01:30
one....sloth's pic
 bwahahahahahaha the look on her(?) face is priceless, and damn does she ever have some saggy titties. IP: Logged |
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