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Topic: Women
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Atmosfear
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posted 01-27-2002 16:13
   
Man, women ask for it. they act all mature and responsible. Then you stick your cock in thier ass and they get all like, "I'M ONLY 13!! I'M ONLY 13!!"
anyways
just thought i'd share.
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If i were Canadian, I'd build a log cabin and the kill myself. [insert fight club quote affirming your individuality and deviant thinking here] IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 01-27-2002 16:17
it is illigal to have relationships with your staplerIP: Logged |
Atmosfear
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posted 01-27-2002 16:19
quote:
Originally posted by xclusive069:
it is illigal to have relationships with your stapler
only in arkensas
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If i were Canadian, I'd build a log cabin and the kill myself. [insert fight club quote affirming your individuality and deviant thinking here] IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 01-27-2002 17:28
yuo should type your posts in microsoft werd before posting them here,god can't you spell? IP: Logged |
MrSelfdestruct
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posted 01-27-2002 17:42
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Originally posted by xclusive069:
yuo should type your posts in microsoft werd before posting them here,god can't you spell?
Who can't spell??? ------------------
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not even sure about the universe."
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oneitnsloth
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posted 01-27-2002 19:15
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origianlly posted by MrSelfDestruct:
Who can't spell???
no no no...xclusive can spell, he just can't type (like me, (see name)) or make much sense...but still he never ceases to amuse. i hate my life now... "yes dear, you're right, even though i said that last week and you disagreed with me, you're right, you're always right...you're NEVER EVER wrong."...grrr.... ------------------
everyone would be happier if they submitted to weekly government-administered enemas...including me. IP: Logged |
xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 01-27-2002 19:18
time to give the hedgehog a call ther,,,IP: Logged |
upload
Member with a member
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posted 01-27-2002 21:30
younger girls think I am cool, so my last 4 girlfriend where 14 and under... *sigh* I hate my life.IP: Logged |
my life is shit
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posted 01-27-2002 22:13
so i am in trouble now...because i hung out with a girl who i am attracted to, NOTHING happened. but it was weird...sparks flew, chemestry was there. i guessi made the mistake when my girlfriend asked me why i was not feeling like myslef and i told her about how i am attracted to this girl but not really interested in her, and that NOTHING happened...so now i am in trouble and i don't know why...i was being honest when she asked me a question...i thought that's what it's all about. oh well...now i suppose i'll be in more trouble if she sees this... i am always wrong. no matter what. IP: Logged |
zippy
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posted 01-28-2002 22:08
dude, dude, dude... come here, let me tell you something about girls. come sit by my feet and learn.girls want truth and honesty at all times. this is known. but only a fool would *actually* be truthful at all times. the most important thing is to make your girl think she's the single most important thing in your life. no girl even comes close to comparing to your girlfriend. kapish? IP: Logged |
Starr66
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posted 01-28-2002 22:15
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Originally posted by my life is shit:
...i told her about how i am attracted to this girl but not really interested in her, and that NOTHING happened...so now i am in trouble and i don't know why...i was being honest when she asked me a question...i thought that's what it's all about. oh well...now i suppose i'll be in more trouble if she sees this... i am always wrong. no matter what.
Oh my god dude...you DID NOT tell your girlfriend you are/were attracted to another female...are you fucking nuts? i'd kill you if you were mine...even if you're sitting next to a supermodel, you're girlfriend is *still* better. Tsk tsk tsk IP: Logged |
my life is shit
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posted 01-29-2002 01:02
i'm not really attracted to supermodels, but i get your point. still though, she wanted to know what was going on in my head, and i stand by my decision. eh...we're working things out. hopefully things will be better between us. i dunno...i haven't really been feeling that into the relationship as of late...but maybe now i'll get more into it. thing is, this other girl is probably just as insecure about things as the girlfriend...there's stuff i didn't mention...stuff about me, stuff about her...blah blah blah....i'm depressed, she's insecure about that, yatta yatta yatta....at any rate it's late....ramble ramble ramble. goodnight gracie. IP: Logged |
oneitnsloth
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posted 01-29-2002 01:07
i believe the spelling is "capice." i could be wrong...been wrong before... sound advice though...both zippy and starr... elipses are fun.... ------------------
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Starr66
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posted 01-29-2002 08:57
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Originally posted by my life is shit:
[B]...we're working things out. hopefully things will be better between us. i dunno...i haven't really been feeling that into the relationship as of late...but maybe now i'll get more into it. thing is, this other girl is probably just as insecure about things as the girlfriend...there's stuff i didn't mention...stuff about me, stuff about her...blah blah blah....i'm depressed, she's insecure about that, yatta yatta yatta....B]
Sounds to *me* like you're bored with her/the relationship...I think you just like getting the squirrel  get out while you still can dude...if you're good hearted (and silly enough) to tell her the truth about shit like this, you're obviously a good person and she should take that for what its worth...if she's freaking about you telling the truth about things like this now, god knows what she'll be freaking about next week....
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zippy
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posted 01-29-2002 14:30
conferring with the esteemed wu2 indicates that it should probably be spelled like "capisce", which translates to "understands" in italian, as reported by babelfish, who's linguistic skills defy comparison. IP: Logged |
oneitnsloth
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posted 01-29-2002 17:19
well zippy, i was wrong...and i know what it means...i just knew it wasn't spelled "kapish". eh whatever....now we all know, and knowing is half the battle.------------------
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StickyLoad
Great Gobs of Cream
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posted 01-30-2002 06:43
This situation is sreaming for a 3 some. Am I wrong?------------------
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my life is shit
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posted 01-30-2002 14:10
ahh...indeed the situation would be screaming for a threesome...but...nah...not interested...i'm not all that interested in sex on the whole...i like to just lay in bed cuddling. and talking...oooh yes talking is wonderful...it's so great to have a nice discussion about anarchism and how so called "anarchists" are twisting the meaning of the word around to persuade people to join them...not that i disagree with what a lot of anarchists think, i just think they chose a poor name for their movement...i think anarchy has just become too much of a buzz word with subcultures as of the last few decades...hmmm....random...i like talking about philosophy and ethics...i always learn something... so i'm more into being emotionally close to someone rather than physically...cuddling is just nice...so when i feel like i can share more with someone not my girlfriend it makes me question the relationship...but as i said, we're working on it now...saw the girlfriend today...things were nice...she'smore physical than i am though...not that i'm mr. no sex or anything...we definitely feed off each other...we're sexpots. DEBAUCHERY! IP: Logged |
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