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Topic: Wow. Cheating ISPs is my cup of tea!
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--/\/arcus--
hippo-boy
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posted 01-31-2002 12:03
   
I am sooooo going to try this.------------------
/\/arcus
--If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.
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xclusive069
drooling cretin
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posted 01-31-2002 12:13
YUO SO CLEVER!!LEVER 2000 IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 01-31-2002 21:15
Unfortunately, Cringely neglects to mention how the fuck you get enough bandwidth on the upside end TO pass on to all these people you're ever-so-cleverly providing these SDSL pipes to.IP: Logged |
InThrees
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 01-31-2002 22:34
You dust off the old 2400 baud isa modem and laugh in an evil fashion.seconds per bit -3 IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 01-31-2002 22:36
Hrm... I thought he said to steal it from a school, business, or ISP... they wont care or notice an extra line being installed into their switches, right?IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 02-02-2002 16:23
HAHAHAHAHAHAUh, yeah. First you sneak into the (secure) Bell central office, then you locate the correct (secure) cage, then you break in (somehow), then you figure out their network well enough to know how to interface a DSL modem, find power for it, then connect that to the dry pair you ordered, and... hey, wait, this is starting to sound a bit unfeasible.  [This message has been edited by Jimbo (edited 02-02-2002).] IP: Logged |
KetchupRAT
Daddy can I have a hug?
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posted 02-02-2002 16:34
0wned[edited to test out some cheap shit javascript (which don't work due to not being able to modify body)] [This message has been edited by KetchupRAT (edited 02-02-2002).] [This message has been edited by KetchupRAT (edited 02-02-2002).] IP: Logged |
Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
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posted 02-02-2002 17:17
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo:
HAHAHAHAHAHA(snipsnipsnip) hey, wait, this is starting to sound a bit unfeasible.
....and i would have got away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
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--/\/arcus--
hippo-boy
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posted 02-02-2002 19:45
Ok, I see your point, and I never said i 100% agreed with the guys plan... but this wiring between locations opens up at least a few possiblities. Maybe even between friends. You won't get free T1 access, but might be able to share dsl or something. As for me, I am stuck on a 28.8 dialup. Why? I will sum it up quickly...When I moved here from cleveland (to Eugene, OR), the first thing I asked my aartment "future apartment complex" is if they have broadband access. They promptly replied by YES! WE SURE DO! AT&T IS OUR PROVIDER" well. That was good enough for me. After I moved in, I soon found out that AT&T coined the phrase "broadband" to mean any type of cable tv/cable modem access. So ya, I have cable tv "ATT BROADBAND" but no cable high speed access. 28000ft. from telco does not allow me to have DSL and Sattelite socks for gaming. 28.8 all the way! (I am moving in a month to a place with cable access) ------------------
/\/arcus
--If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.
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KetchupRAT
Daddy can I have a hug?
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posted 02-02-2002 20:25
quote:
Originally posted by --/\/arcus--:
irrelevant link:
http://www.strongbow.com.au/strongbow/tf_man.htm IP: Logged |
oneitnsloth
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 02-02-2002 23:10
hehe...
think of other uses for this sheep, this is truly fun for the whole family.quote for flash banner:
[ralph wiggum]alcohol makes me witty...[/ralph wiggum] ------------------
everyone would be happier if they submitted to weekly government-administered enemas...including me. [This message has been edited by oneitnsloth (edited 02-02-2002).] IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 02-03-2002 00:35
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Originally posted by --/\/arcus--:
Maybe even between friends. You won't get free T1 access, but might be able to share dsl or something.
:: cough :: :: cough :: Um, don't delay your move or anything... that article was talking about establishing a, you got it, *DSL connection* over those dry pairs. Your distance from the CO + your friend's distance from the CO = total distance... so if you're too far from the CO for DSL, well, you're WAY too far away for the dry pair solution. (Did I mention I'm the tech manager for a CLEC?  ) IP: Logged |
jumper42
Frat Troll
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posted 02-03-2002 03:28
i thought you wrote, directed, and starred in japanese scat films.IP: Logged |
Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
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posted 02-03-2002 06:05
nonono, tamarind != shit. similar, but not the same thing.
as an aside, I used to eat tamarind directly from a tree when I was a kid. We lived like two blocks from the school I went to and my grandmother would walk me home and we'd always snag a couple from this tree that was right by the school. I don't know what the candy and paste and heroin looking package tasted like, but the fruit itself was alright, if a bit slimy. I like star apples more, though.
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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 02-04-2002 14:19
We have a jar of Tamarind in the fridge. Tamarind doesn't smell like any fruit I've eatten. Nor does it smell as good as dog shit.. More along raw festering corpses and sewage.IP: Logged |
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