posted 02-01-2002 19:30
First, a Chairman Mao quote: "It's always darkest before it's pitch black."
and a Terry Pratchett quote: "The truth is out there, but the lies are in your head."
and now, an assload of simpsons quotes:
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"God bless those pagans."
"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."
"It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone."
"They have the Internet on computers, now?"
"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems."
"I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!"
"Dad, thanks to TV,' I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?"
"What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it."
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posted 02-01-2002 06:34
