posted 02-04-2002 20:11         

I’ll start, thanks:

I don’t know a single Asian kid who doesn’t obsess about grades

For some reason, black girls eat flaming hot chee-tos at 8 in the morning

Indian people have vanity plates like Punjab 5

posted 02-04-2002 20:13            

VANITY? I'LL GIVE YOU VANITY. MY PLATE IS HUSHAQR

posted 02-05-2002 05:33         

the latter people tend to be more conservative and hard-asses in general, but easier to get along with. (i.e., they tend to see things as black or white: you do something or you don't, they're no-excuses, no-bullshit people for the most part.)

women tend to be cold calculating bitches. and fairly naive too.

posted 02-05-2002 05:43            

quote:

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Originally posted by criscorocks:
Women talk too much.
Women always want more.
Women rarely say thank you.
Women never say they are sorry.
Women are filled with unfocused blame.

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posted 02-05-2002 05:45            

quote:

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Originally posted by criscorocks:
Women talk too much.
Women always want more.
Women rarely say thank you.
Women never say they are sorry.
Women are filled with unfocused blame.

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posted 02-05-2002 16:02         

Not to say the Japanese don't deserve some of it.

quote:

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Originally posted by shir0t:
White people are fucking bigots.

I guess that pretty much covers it.

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posted 02-06-2002 03:45            

People are a lot easier to understand if you already have them all figured out

Men never say anything until it's too late.
Men always want more sex.
Men rarely say anything of importance.
Men will say they are sorry at the drop of a hat if it might result in more sex.
Men are filled with misplaced anger.

posted 02-06-2002 17:09            

quote:

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Originally posted by upload:
i would like to state for the record that I want less sex! I wish all the sex I had had never happened!!!

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posted 02-07-2002 11:43            

Are required to own atleast one SUV made of atleast 30% post consumer plastic

Have at least one dog that shits on everyone else's yard, but not their own

Reach Nirvana when they go to the store and manage to negotiate the price of a pack of gum from 69 cents down to a mere 65 cents and call it an INCREDIBLE DEAL

OWN THE ROAD in their rad SUV that they decided to spend extra on in order to get the heated seats when they live in the frozen tundra of Houston Texas

Are required to have at least one car that they don't use, mainly for show, like a Mazda Miata

Would you like some rogaine to go with your mid-life crisis????

Own a boat that has never been taken out onto a lake

Think that owning a Jet-Ski is an excuse for not taking boating safety class

Think that having an approved license to drive a motorcycle is for wussies

Create a national news story when they get a ticket for driving a motorcycle without an approved license

Rate themselves on their net worth

Own HDTV in cities without HDTV

Have the most wonderful, Spoiled, braggish, ugliest children on the block

Need to spend more on more shit that they don't need

Require an extra garage, not to house Jr's new car, but to hold all of the shit that they never use

Think that girls can't play hockey

Have season tickets to the Dallas Stars that they acquired only AFTER they won the Stanley Cup

Have a complete tool kit for that Acura SLX, but take it ONLY to the dealership to get the oil changed

Require EXTRA SPECIAL ATENTION where ever they go because they are EXTRA SPECIAL (in the head)

Try to relive their college days through their children, but frown upon drinking/smoking becasue it is "against God's Word" (please show me the verse where God said "Thou shalt not smoke the pot." I guess it is right next to the verse "Thou shalt not lead by example.")

Claim more and more victims every year

Can't understand why they spent more on their computer than you and yours works better than theirs (welcome home)

Always include either a crazy stay at home mom, or a mammy

Require only the best for their children, but only at a bargain basement price, they still have to pay for that Cadilac Excalade that is parked in the parking lot

MUST have 4wheel drive, even when the only off-roading that car is going to do is on the front yard when they wash it once a day

Need to borrow your truck because they don't want to ruin the inside of their car when they bring home the new entertainment center (to replace the one that is only 2 weeks old)

Pr0n is bad, even your 22 year old son should not be aloud to look at it

Agrees with whatever Regis and Dateline says

...God I don't wanna live at home anymore

**Edited because I totally forgot about Regis**
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not even sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein-

[This message has been edited by MrSelfdestruct (edited 02-07-2002).]

posted 02-07-2002 22:15            

I was reading one or two of those and thought "Gee, that sounds like your parents"... But its good to see you're not bitter.