JUMPER42: i was thinking of tittiesclme3748: Oh... Well... thats much better than bouncing cacks with helmets.
JUMPER42: yeah
JUMPER42: you have my cack on your mind
clme3748: Thats yours? Damn man, why you dressing it up?
JUMPER42: boredom
clme3748: Oh. I see. Well then... carry on... but do it over there.
JUMPER42: besides it has a mind of its own
JUMPER42: i am along for the ride
clme3748: Hrm... but someone has to put the costumes on for its little bouts of "role playing"...
JUMPER42: well the chicks love it
JUMPER42: and it uses the force to choke itself
clme3748: Oh christ... I just choked on my mountain dew...
clme3748: Did it do that too?
JUMPER42: yup
JUMPER42: the force
In the end, I prefered the boobies.