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Topic: mink fur socks.
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oneitnsloth
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posted 02-04-2002 22:27
   
yep. i am now the proud owner of mink fur socks. why? because a long time ago i was branded in my family as the kid who likes to get socks. it's because i like argyle socks and nothing but. they're comfy, functional and colorful as well. these new mink socks, not at all in any respect. given to me by my uncle from new zealand (he's an asshole yes) these socks are and ugly brownish tan, too fuzzy for me to even think about wearing, and well...eww...they're MADE OF MINKS!!!! thank god i didn't have to face him when i got them...heheh he's in my town in illinois while i mock him from my dorm room in boston. i wonder how many minks gave their lives so people could have fashionable footwear. i wonder how many people would notice if i wore them. MINK. FUCKING. SOCKS. who BUYS mink socks?! who WEARS mink socks?! this is going to cause an anuerism. i can feel it coming on...oh shit here is comes;kdnf;oihua ;vcojfbvljfvalkjfvbaliu qca
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treyh37
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posted 02-04-2002 22:47
hhmmm anuerism....who wants to go to boston (or is in boston) and wants to go poke him repeatedly with a stick? later
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psyci
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posted 02-04-2002 22:59
I live near boston. I could go rough him up a bit.IP: Logged |
oneitnsloth
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posted 02-04-2002 23:54
psychi, whereabouts?------------------
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jumper42
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posted 02-05-2002 01:14
well i bet if he was up inya you would know.IP: Logged |
Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 02-05-2002 05:55
Chicks would wear mink socks... Send them to me.IP: Logged |
KetchupRAT
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posted 02-05-2002 07:01
Sad thing, really...Those poor minks gave their lives, just so you would have something to jerk into. I see no other use for the items. IP: Logged |
Jimbo
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posted 02-05-2002 14:57
they probably would rawk as "the duty sock", though...IP: Logged |
oneitnsloth
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posted 02-05-2002 15:49
i thought about the whole "duty sock" thing...and well, i'm a little scared to use them for that...first of all i don't use a sock, secondly, eww...that'd be like fucking a dead mink carcass...only probably not as cold.and i'm not sure how they'd clean up...mink fur isn't exactly something you can just toss in the washing machine.... amazon, you really want mink socks? cause i'll send 'em if you want 'em. ------------------
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LonMabonJovi
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posted 02-06-2002 04:03
Save the postage and give your little friend a treat. I'm sure it will appease the mink's disembodied spirit to know it pleasured you.Do it. Fuck the socks. It's not an animal anymore, it's a piece of hide. You know you can't stop looking at them that way. Be really naughty and pretend you are a giant mink raping your uncle while people point and laugh. If you pull out you could probably get 3 or 4 good wanks before it would be too foul to use. Maybe longer with a healthy dose of Febreeze. IP: Logged |
oneitnsloth
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posted 02-06-2002 11:09
this is where these socks came from.[eco-rant]okay, so this site claims that there are 70 million of these little possums running around the country, destroying their natural bush. 21300 tons per night. firstly, i've been to new zealand, and there isn't enough landmass to house 70 million of much of anything except people, also, the people are the ones destroying the forests. i highly doubt that 21300 tons of foliage is being destroyed per night. second, if you want to promote a product with environmental concerns, do it truthfully. if something is made of possum fur and marino wool, say so, don't call it mink. the anti-fur people already dislike people who sell mink products. i think these folks are just out to make a buck... i'm all for saving the environment and all, but not at the expense of innocent creatures...of course the possum isn't indigenous to NZ, and has no natural enemies there, so other animals are in danger as well...i say they fucked themselves by introducing the species in the first place. i also think the kiwi (NZ's national bird) is a lost cause. too few of them in the wild already... i am king of the run-on sentence. 21300 tons per night...HAH![/eco-rant] ------------------
"...and so we go on with our lives, we know the truth but prefer lies. lies are simple, simple is bliss. why go against tradition when we can admit defeat, live in decline, be the victims of our own design." [This message has been edited by oneitnsloth (edited 02-06-2002).] IP: Logged |
William Faulkner
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posted 02-06-2002 12:31
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Originally posted by oneitnsloth:
i am king of the run-on sentence.
No, I am the king of the run on sentence. Just not right now, though. IP: Logged |
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