posted 02-06-2002 23:19         

abusing college privileges is fun.
free access to:
mathematica
fast comps with internet
Oxford English Dictionary
a bazillion journals (on and off-line)
gym (hey, I went last year)
free movies - just walk into the film classes when they get dark
prescription drugs (tell a few little white lies)
CONDOMS
free poon-tang (with effort and a nice sweater)
free food - goto anything advertised to have free food. Lying about free food is grounds for full-scale riot
free ballroom dancing lessons - no shit
not-free Japanese tea ceremony classes (you have to pay tuition and officially take it)
dollar gin'n'tonics
free access to illegal substances

penis.