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Bitchgoddess
battin' .500
posted 02-10-2002 20:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
So I go to the Pen site, and what pops up but a large blue screen, "click the dancing cack to enter". I expected a really cool update when i actually managed to hit the little bugger (cuz I do have a sense of fun), but NO! Denied. Nothing new, nada, zip, zilch, nothing. No freakin' fair. Bastards.

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 02-10-2002 20:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Blue? Hrm.

Should be something different.


Ok. Now it is. Much better.

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upload
Member with a member
posted 02-10-2002 20:48     Click Here to See the Profile for upload   Click Here to Email upload     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
was somebody stoned, drunk, or otherwise under the influence of some psychodelic drug?

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treyh37
Member with a member
posted 02-10-2002 22:12     Click Here to See the Profile for treyh37     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
who smokes the crack thats right clme smokes the crack, he smokes it all day long.

clme smokes crack in the morning, clme smokes crack at night, clme smokes crack in the afternoon, it makes him feel alright.

this was clme and not eod right?

later
trey

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 02-11-2002 03:36     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
So what you're saying is that I forgot to put music in there, right?

I thought thats what you were saying.

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jumper42
Frat Troll

posted 02-11-2002 10:42     Click Here to See the Profile for jumper42   Click Here to Email jumper42     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
two thumbs up and one erect cack on the main page!

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Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
posted 02-13-2002 05:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
and now, random snippets from IRC, to entice those peeps out there who haven't joined us yet, to get on #penismightier on EFnet.


[03:12] <Clme> Hey! If women were as comfortable with their vagina's and bodily images you'd probably get laid more often.
[03:12] <lamfear> hah
[03:12] <jumper42> well you know i am fine with my body
[03:12] <Clme> It will probably get you laid if you take a SO to see it. But then again.. gettng laid was the last thing on my mind at the end of it.
[03:12] <jumper42> when drunk i have been know to teabag a lady or two
[03:12] <lamfear> what's the fun in teabagging?
[03:13] <jumper42> dude
[03:13] <jumper42> balls
[03:13] <lamfear> yes
[03:13] <jumper42> on face
[03:13] <lamfear> yes?
[03:13] <jumper42> it does not get any better than that
[03:13] <lamfear> errrr
[03:13] <lamfear> well I don't get it
[03:13] <Clme> Um... but... I think it could very well get better than that.
[03:13] vjumper42> culture gap again
[03:13] <lamfear> I hope so!
[03:13] <jumper42> balls in mouth even
[03:13] <Clme> Heh. So do I...and I'm only a state away.
[03:14] <lamfear> I mean.. I like getting my balls licked.. but squatting over a girl? nah! that is not sexy!
[03:14] <jumper42> clme why could you not get laid after watching the whole gina log>
[03:14] <jumper42> i just want to let you all now that i do have a soft side to me
[03:15] <lamfear> *snorts*
[03:15] <jumper42> i do
[03:15] <jumper42> trust me
[03:16] <jumper42> i think it is called my scrotum
[03:16] <lamfear> hahahahahaha


[03:53] <jumper42> is cack the other other white meat?

04:19] <jumper42> i have lost my pants
[04:19] <lamfear> at work?
[04:19] <jumper42> of course
[04:19] <Faran> look at you legs
[04:19] <lamfear> good
[04:19] <lamfear> tell me how it happened
[04:20] <jumper42> i took them off to rub one out into the coffe pot
[04:20] <jumper42> then the cleaning lady took them
[04:21] <jumper42> so now i am in my socks and shoes walking around in my tighty whities
[04:21] <lamfear> damn those cleaning ladies!!
[04:21] <Faran> they are the worst
[04:21] <jumper42> sahe could clearly see me busy
[04:21] <lamfear> yes indeed
[04:21] <jumper42> jerking in the pot
[04:21] <jumper42> cause you know me
[04:21] <Faran> oh now I understand
[04:21] <Faran> geez im new to all the slang
[04:22] <jumper42> yes i was masturbating into the coffee pot
[04:22] <lamfear> I drink mine black
[04:22] <Faran> haha
[04:24] <jumper42> nice
[04:24] <jumper42> no cream for you
[04:28] * jumper42 lets out an SBV
[04:28] <lamfear> sbv?
[04:28] <lamfear> what is that, I wonder
[04:29] <jumper42> silent but violent
[04:29] <jumper42> a fart
[04:29] <lamfear> ahhh.... I only knew the SBD
[04:29] <lamfear> silent but deadly
[04:32] <jumper42> gotcha
[04:33] <jumper42> but see mine are violent

[05:54] <lamfear> I like eod
[05:54] <lamfear> in a homosexual way of course
[05:54] <jumper42> of course
[05:56] <jumper42> who doesnt
[05:56] <lamfear> sara
[05:56] <jumper42> oh yeah
[05:57] <lamfear> she probably likes him in a heterosexual kinda way

[21:15] <Clme> hrm?
[21:15] <Aloix> http://www.sheepsex.com/images/510214e3ca.jpg here's doomy , mightymon and hussain and some unknown goat
[21:16] <hussain> hahahah
[21:16] <Clme> that does look a bit like mon...

[edited a whole bunch of times because i'm an ass...hope i didn't fuck it up this time.]

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[This message has been edited by Dave (edited 02-13-2002).]

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jumper42
Frat Troll

posted 02-13-2002 07:41     Click Here to See the Profile for jumper42   Click Here to Email jumper42     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
nothing beats late night penIs talks.


(edited to add)
of course dave forgets to add the irc snipet about my clearly laid out plan to wipe out world hunger in the next 6 months. well if he thinks like i do, he knows teabagging is more important

[This message has been edited by jumper42 (edited 02-13-2002).]

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 02-17-2002 09:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I've seen that pic before, but the fucking SMILE on that damn goat's face kills me every time.

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