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Topic: Tell you parental overreaction stories!
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posted 02-18-2002 00:09
   
not that being muslim is cooky, but raising kids as such only for the non-spiritual benefits and not having any other reason other than covering them up - thats cookyIP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 02-18-2002 04:57
Heh.The only thing my mom ever said to me was... "You know... I still think that looks like penis-mightier". Due to the already questionable browsing habits of my father she's never gone through the histories on any of my machines. Chances are his links would be worse than mine  -Chris IP: Logged |
Dave
Almighty lord of relevant links
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posted 02-18-2002 05:09
but does your mom know you're a cake loving heathen?and by the bye, it's kooky mother fuckers, with two K's."cooky", if it were a real word, would have to do with cooking. "kooky" has to do with kooks. kooks are crazy people for those not as edjumacated as m3. when I was a little kid my mom convinced my dad to throw away all my music tapes and records and stuff cos it was anti-christian. and now she's a buddhist. she fails to see the humor in this. ------------------
"I steal teeth from kittens to make necklaces for Satan." [This message has been edited by Dave (edited 02-18-2002).] IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 02-18-2002 05:41
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Originally posted by Dave:
"cooky", if it were a real word, would have to do with cooking. "kooky" has to do with kooks.
Agreed, except I'll note that if you're a slimy Brit, "cooky" is probably how you spell "cookie", believe it or not. quote:
when I was a little kid my mom convinced my dad to throw away all my music tapes and records and stuff cos it was anti-christian. and now she's a buddhist. she fails to see the humor in this.
Holy crabdingle, Batman! If she'd done that to me, *I* might fail to see much humor in it too. Whattabitch.  [This message has been edited by Jimbo (edited 02-18-2002).] IP: Logged |
CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 02-18-2002 08:48
Heh. *Both* my parents know of PenIs and love it. I often encourage them to read certain posts, especially my father:he thinks this place is fugging hilarious.And to top it off, my mother once asked if she could *write* for PenIs. I told her it's prolly for the best if she didn't...it corrupts you  IP: Logged |
Kat
PenIs
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posted 02-18-2002 08:54
My mother is computer STUPID.. it takes her hours to type up a flyer, and she hunts and pecks slower than I've ever seen. It's cute that she tries, though. My dad knows quite a bit about computers and programming, and does audiovisual production for a living. He could easily have been checking my histories when I was in high school, but I don't think he did. They're both pretty good about my privacy. Now that I have a laptop that no one is allowed to touch, however, I really don't have to worry at all. Good thing, because some of the stuff on my computer probably wouldn't make them so happy. heh. IP: Logged |
nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 02-18-2002 11:31
me and my parents are on good terms about what i do and like and what they do and like, they dont like my music they dont like what i do on the net so they don't check. if i use the downstairs comp to surf penismightier they dont care as long as i dont have porn onscreen while my moms in the room, my dad thinks that there should be more on the penismightier front page. but i dont bother them they dont bother me., and if it werent for me they wouldnt have a computer downstairs at all. its my old comp. and i also networked it for them so my mom can look up recipes and my dad can look up porn on the net. so they dont complain. IP: Logged |
Penisman
Uber PenIs
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posted 02-18-2002 13:47
Speaking of kooky, a kid I knew in grade school/Jr. high/high school named his penis Mr. Kooky.Before figuring out that this kid was a freak (grade school) a friend of a friend went to his house to hang, or whatever little kids do. This kid is like, "I know, lets play with Mr. Kooky!" while unzipping his pants. Although the embarrassment was too much to spread over the entire school, he was properly ostracized forever. He seemed pretty nonchalant about it; when we made fun of him about it, totally admitting to this amusing phallic moniker. He also accidentally joined the army - he signed whatever they gave him so that he could get free stuff. Note: it is pretty hard to un-join the army.
He later acquired fame by licking anything off of the lunch tables - mayo, ketchup etc. I did not in any way condone that act, but it is very funny. IP: Logged |
jumper42
Frat Troll
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posted 02-19-2002 01:08
when i was younger hidden folders was enough to confuse my parents. also for the rest of you out there, EMBRACE the NTFS filing sytem and let your mom or dad suck on the access denied cack.IP: Logged |
shir0t
PenIs
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posted 02-19-2002 14:01
My mom used to check the history, then I moved to vanilla-blackandwhite-nomouse-unix. A comp-sci major would barely be able to turn the fucker on.IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 02-19-2002 14:51
I'm with Jumper on this one - lock that motherfucker tight and DENY access."Log me in as the administrator so I can view your history!" "Yeah, whatever mom. Want me to leave the house so you can search my room too? You gonna do the cavity search, or is Dad? Seems kinda fucked up either way, but I guess it's All For The Greater Good, right?" If she misses the admittedly subtle sarcastic overtones, try just telling her "PACK SAND." Afterthought: if you do the above and miss some security holes and your mom r00ts your box, you should pretty much open your veins immediately... I mean, if there's something more brutal than getting r00ted by your MOM, I'm pretty sure it's not allowed to be shown on broadcast TV. Afterthought the second: if you don't think NTFS security can be gotten around, lemme borrow your box for, oh, say, about 5 minutes or so.  IP: Logged |
eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 02-19-2002 15:15
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Originally posted by Jimbo:
Afterthought the second: if you don't think NTFS security can be gotten around, lemme borrow your box for, oh, say, about 5 minutes or so.
Look at mr l0pht
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hussain
S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division
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posted 02-19-2002 15:44
hahahahahaa. very nice. i remember when my mother tried to use X, she crashed the machine within 5 minutes. *gets an attack of the giggles* quote:
Originally posted by shir0t:
My mom used to check the history, then I moved to vanilla-blackandwhite-nomouse-unix. A comp-sci major would barely be able to turn the fucker on.
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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 02-19-2002 18:54
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Originally posted by eod:
Look at mr l0pht
There are faster and more surefire ways to get r00t on an NT, 2K, or XP box. IP: Logged |
fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 02-19-2002 21:59
including if it isn't networked? Just a lone machine?IP: Logged |
mr boot disk
unregistered
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posted 02-20-2002 05:52
hi fenomas, use me to root any box you have physical access to! IP: Logged |
Penisman
Uber PenIs
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posted 02-20-2002 07:35
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Originally posted by hussain:
hahahahahaa. very nice. i remember when my mother tried to use X, she crashed the machine within 5 minutes. *gets an attack of the giggles*
d00d when my mom used X she kept on asking for backrubs and letting strange guys feel her up lame joke?
fuck yeah! IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 02-21-2002 14:35
Fen - it's possible to reset the admin password on any NT-based machine you have physical access to by booting from a Linux floppy that can mount an NTFS drive and hacking the SAM file.You don't even have to break the encryption on the SAM - just modify it with the hash for a null password on the Administrator account, and you're in there like swimwear. IP: Logged |
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