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Pierced
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posted 02-18-2002 23:06
   
it's just past 2 am. last call was a litetl bit ago. yes I've been drinking. the bpoitn is that's it's my birfday. I went to 4 bars and only 1 barteneder gave m e a free shot for my bday. but it's cool just I met a guy from class that bought me a shot.
heyt this is somebody else you syhould sheriously give pierced props he's finally usisng opera and besides he's 321 er 21 finally. bastard. took him long enough. anyeway. that'sll a..
anyway back to me. I it's only been 2 hrs since I've turn 32. no. 21. there we.go. we have a very special guest for you tonight. Mrhahn. I have 210 on my hand. d1d jo0 juz7 g37 haha. ok. Godongiht everyone . glass in 5 hrs or so. music costs too much at bars. that sucks meh balls cure for the itch. I'd say about 6 shots of bourbon, varying brands. long island iced tea., blue motorcyle, white russian, sex on teh bitch. tequila, and something donny bought me. he's in my phiol class. oh baby. diabolical sound comming through your stero. feel free to delete thsi gthread when dneccesary. I'm going again on tuesday night. anygdrink s you guys suggest? if you're so msart explain this clarrissa.yes I'm finally 21. POW. that's yes. they had all the right albums, but not the rights songs. 25 cents a pop. not quite ethe existendsialism that I was hoping for. drinking is a lot fmor fun had abar than at home. goodnight everyone! pow! IP: Logged |
oneitnsloth
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posted 02-18-2002 23:41
BEHOLD!!!!!! the power of booze. fucking great! happy birthday and all that...[This message has been edited by oneitnsloth (edited 02-19-2002).] IP: Logged |
LaMFear
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posted 02-19-2002 00:04
happy birthday man!IP: Logged |
Bad Mr. Spinch
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posted 02-19-2002 00:34
Happy birthday, man.IP: Logged |
xclusive069
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posted 02-19-2002 05:26
happy hungover birrrrfdayIP: Logged |
doomy304
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posted 02-19-2002 05:36
I did this for krizzo, who I barely know, so it's gotta be a regular thing now.*dons Monroe dress* Happy birthday to yooooou... IP: Logged |
Penisman
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posted 02-19-2002 08:57
ROLL!!!!!!IP: Logged |
Pierced
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posted 02-19-2002 13:46
heh. thanks everyone. last night was a lot of fun. I am still going out again tonight. Can you guys recommend any particular drinks I should partake? 21 feels so much more free. IP: Logged |
Jimbo
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posted 02-19-2002 14:56
Kamikazes, baby... kamikazes.Goldschlager is good for instant pain. Jagermeister is good for an ipecac substitute. Apple pucker is good for getting all fuckered up so slowly and non-threateningly that you don't REALIZE how fuckered up you got until you discover you have trouble walking. IP: Logged |
jumper42
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posted 02-19-2002 19:53
cement mixer and the 3 wise menIP: Logged |
2DayRental
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posted 02-20-2002 11:38
jimbo, you wuss...apple pucker is 5 proof melted jolly ranchers and kamikazes are triplesec girly man shots. gold and jaeger i can't argue with.my suggestion would be zambooka. go beer, zambooka, beer, zambooka, beer, zambooka, zambooka, fat girl. either that, or go with the standard jack and coke, and remember to tell them to just shake the coke at the glass. IP: Logged |
StickyLoad
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posted 02-20-2002 13:37
The standard birthday shot I give out to my buddies turning 21 is a shot of gin. The cheaper it is, the better! God, its a good thing you only turn 21 once.------------------
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eod
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posted 02-20-2002 17:54
Whenever I "buy" a shot for one of my "friends" who just turned "21".. I give them a shot full of urine and tell them it is Tequila. Bottoms up..
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weis
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posted 02-20-2002 20:23
I'm a little late on this one, but I recommend a 3 wisemen - equal parts Jack Daniels, Jim Beam and Jose Cuervo. That is one of the most horrible things ever. Someone bought me one of those on my 22nd birthday and it was a bad, bad thing. If you want to set it on fire, replace the Cuervo with 151 rum.------------------
With proper thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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posted 02-21-2002 12:57
I enjoyed the kamikaze. I don't think I'll be able to go out much more in the near future. It's fucking expensive. I've pretty much resigned to long island ice tea and white russians. White russians have been a favorite of mine for a few years. I think those two drinks are considered pretty girly, but fuck they're good, and you get more than just a shot's worth. shots are fun, but not much liquid for the cash. Too fucking expensive. I can make 3 wise men at home, so I'll give that a shot(!) this weekend.
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4Q
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posted 02-21-2002 13:38
Hey, wait 'til you get older. You'll be able to type drunk without having to fake it!
She ya later birfday bwah.IP: Logged |
2DayRental
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posted 02-21-2002 20:32
white russians are great because if you drink them exclusively all night, and then puke, it looks like you just got home from an all night bukaki-fest.i still say go for zambooka. IP: Logged |
jumper42
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posted 02-21-2002 21:01
let me tell you my story about zambooka, when i pledged this one time i was forced to watch a porn and everytime they had sex i had to take a drink of beer, if they were cummed on the face i had to take a shot of zambooka, and if they took a high hard one in the ass i had to take two shots. the title of the movie was Fat Bitches of the Ass. i cant touch zambooka any more, but fat bitches is another story.IP: Logged |
Lyzic
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posted 02-21-2002 22:03
God loves me, I could drink at 19. w0ot. BC, Canada. The place to be ! IP: Logged |
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