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oneitnsloth
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posted 02-19-2002 07:39     Click Here to See the Profile for oneitnsloth   Click Here to Email oneitnsloth     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
happy birthday to all involved in the birthday-having everything...

FUCK!!! i hate it when i wake up late for class, hop on my bike, ride very fast and VERY wrecklessly to get there (i ride a track bike, so riding fast is always wreckless). my left foot came out of the clip this morning as i tried to skid to a stop at a busy intersection which means i have half the opportunity to try to stop as i usually do.

i came to a stop at the intersection, crossed at the appropriate time, and locked my bike, ready to sit in a once-a-week 4 hour class from hell. so i get up there, and there's a sign posted on the door. "MA-blahblahblha...numbers with prof. big giant hippie with a stick in his ass will is cancelled. no we do not care that you're paying $2560 per class per semester, you will not be compensated in any way unless your professor wishes to take it upon himself to garnish his meager wages to repay you, or uses his all too valuable time (too valuable today for all of you) to help you supplement any knowledge you may be lacking until next week.

i nearly got killed going to class this morning only to have it cancelled. so now i'm lying in bed, about to go back to sleep in a VERY foul mood. i bet the prof is just hung over and fucking....his wife right now, rather than teaching me the finer points of using pro-tools...granted it's a pretty pointless class, but IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING!!!!!!! FUCK!

off to sleepy land.

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i will use my "death's head" on you, AJAX!! then we shall see who's tank is better...

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KetchupRAT
Daddy can I have a hug?
posted 02-19-2002 07:55     Click Here to See the Profile for KetchupRAT   Click Here to Email KetchupRAT     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
2560 is almost what I pay per semester, 16 hours of classes, you pay too much

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InThrees
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posted 02-19-2002 08:11     Click Here to See the Profile for InThrees   Click Here to Email InThrees     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
256 is a very important number.

-3

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oneitnsloth
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posted 02-19-2002 08:15     Click Here to See the Profile for oneitnsloth   Click Here to Email oneitnsloth     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
originally posted by ketchuprat:
something about paying too much stupid copy/paste being non-functional...

i quit.

i know i pay too much...dis edikashun is not werth it. tried to explain it to the folks, but they just didn't get it, they thought it'd be more expensive for me to transfer.

although it is true that most of the credits here at Emerson College (the ivy league for misfits) real motto: "education necessary for evolution" somethinglike that... it's a glorified "art" school where instead of letting us hone our crafts they teach us how to sell it to a commercial audience.

i hate my school

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i will use my "death's head" on you, AJAX!! then we shall see who's tank is better...

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
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posted 02-19-2002 11:19     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ha ha ha.
Since I work at the local univesity (private school), I get classes for free.

But I still have to pay that gawd-awful price for books.

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xclusive069
drooling cretin
posted 02-19-2002 14:00     Click Here to See the Profile for xclusive069   Click Here to Email xclusive069     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I pay about $6000+/sem for 16credits

+ $650/semester Techonology Fee
+ Houseing (apartment)
+ Books

= a lot per semester

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oneitnsloth
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posted 02-19-2002 17:46     Click Here to See the Profile for oneitnsloth   Click Here to Email oneitnsloth     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
testing my new sig...

SWEET!!!

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"Imagine every possible contradiction and inconsistency, and you will find them all in the government, law courts, churches, and entertainments of this odd nation." - Voltaire's Candide

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doomy304
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I stole Mon's goat
posted 02-19-2002 18:05     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Has anyone else ever seen the musical version of Candide? Since my college is a conservatory, they did an awesome production of it in... November I think... the Cunegonde part is SO incredibly high. Damn.

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fenomas
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posted 02-19-2002 22:04     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Musical version of candide? That makes sense. Does it incluse the part where cunegonde is getting ravaged? What about the woman with half an ass (if memory serves)? And candide getting beaten until his spinal cord is exposed, they don't gloss over that part, do they?

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oneitnsloth
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posted 02-20-2002 00:16     Click Here to See the Profile for oneitnsloth   Click Here to Email oneitnsloth     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i think it probably follows candide around and then you only hear about everyone else...like in the book...the woman with half an ass gets ravaged a lot worse than cunegonde...

god candide (the character) is such a dumbass.

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"Imagine every possible contradiction and inconsistency, and you will find them all in the government, law courts, churches, and entertainments of this odd nation." - Voltaire's Candide

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doomy304
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I stole Mon's goat
posted 02-20-2002 04:44     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yes, yes, and sort of. They just don't actually show any of it. I do remember Candide getting violently beaten but nobody said anything about his spinal cord being exposed.

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KetchupRAT
Daddy can I have a hug?
posted 02-20-2002 07:07     Click Here to See the Profile for KetchupRAT   Click Here to Email KetchupRAT     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Tuition is $2,086, lab fees etc. make it like $2500, Housing is $1,865. (semester not quarter)

Toledo sucks, but i guess their engineering isn't so shitty,

Anybody seen one of those hunting shows where they kill a bird and then admire it for its amazing color? wonderful people them rednecks ain't they

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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
posted 02-20-2002 09:34     Click Here to See the Profile for nuentoter   Click Here to Email nuentoter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
my total expenses for 6 classes (dont remember the credi hours total) is 1900 and housing and all that i dont remember but i spent almost $700 on books thats over 1/4 of my damned tuition

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doomy304
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I stole Mon's goat
posted 02-20-2002 10:20     Click Here to See the Profile for doomy304   Click Here to Email doomy304     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm out of state... so my fees per quarter (excluding my scholarships, which don't help much) come to $7150. Minus scholarships, it's $4983. Thank god it's not my money.

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xclusive069
drooling cretin
posted 02-20-2002 10:25     Click Here to See the Profile for xclusive069   Click Here to Email xclusive069     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
yeah after houseing and books and tech fee its a lil over $8000/semester here.


wow.

nuff siad.

and even tho my rents have money, they don't help me out, because "none of my other brothers / sisters" got spoiled or anything.

ok i understand that, but they (all much older now) were also too stupid to go to college.

hmmm, oh well, so i have scholarships and financial aid that is running out very quickly.

if i get this job, then ill be getting paid hella fat and they pay my tutition (i dont know exactely how much, but i know its over $6000/yr im pretty sure) ,, and i only have to work 2 years there after i graduate = at least job security.

god college is fucking expensive.

even tho im not directely paying for it like some of yuo, and eod,
i at least REALIZE the situation, and how a lot of ppl cant go to college because of this - while most ppl who go to large party colleges for a degree in being a janitor, just go on loving it.

yawn

fucking government, and society classes.

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fenomas
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posted 02-20-2002 17:31     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by doomy304:
Yes, yes, and sort of. They just don't actually show any of it. I do remember Candide getting violently beaten but nobody said anything about his spinal cord being exposed.

Well, I didn't read it yesterday, but I seem to recall that, when Candide is conscripted in the (prussian?) army and tries to desert, he's made to "run the gauntlet", where he walks between two rows of soldiers who beat him with rods. I believe it mentioned that his spine, or sinews, or something, ended up visible through the excoriated skin.

But the best line in the entire book was after the earthquake (in portugal? I forget), when candide is lying injured, and asking for water, and his philosopher friend (pangloss?) is explaining what causes earthquakes. After the explanation, candide says, "Nothing is more probable. Now, for the love of god, bring me a little water!" and pangloss replies, "Probable, my lord? I maintain that the matter is proved! You see.."

hee hee. French atheists.

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