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- Another vote for apathy 0
- Special Delivery 0
- 2 Gay and 2 Curious 0
- If I get in a car accident my mother will kill me 0
- Spelunking in the cavernous pants 0
- News update 0
- Wrench in the hand is worth two in the bush.. or something.. 0
- I never got my birthday wish. 0
- Why does the gas taste like kool aid? 0
- ping….. pong. 0
- Climb up on Grampa’s knee… 0
- Is this the fuck fest? Where do I sign up for the anal pleasures? 0
- Pirates plunder bookstores! YAR!! I want the booty magazines! 0
- If I didn’t get spam then I couldn’t claim to get hundreds of emails a day 0
- Still can’t figure out why people don’t like THG…. 0
- Dont mess with Texas… 0
- Look deep into the hole.cx 0
- Then she found my can of ham.. :.(…. 0
- Just a friendly reminder 0
- Title Bout – Pen0s vs An0s 0
- AIR RAID! EVERYBODY, PANIC! 0
- “Avast, Bob. Is that a yardarm in your doubloons, or are you just glad to see me? 0
- Orrin’t you glad you don’t live in Utah? 0
- Where is my ‘Life goes on’ fan fiction website? 0
- Let the Eagle SSSooooaaarrrr 0
- Well-wishes and presents 0
- et tu, stultus es? 0
- This… Just isn’t right…. 0
- Today’s News 0
- Play the new WMD Drinking Game! 0
- #170 0
- “For those folks who Fear the Lam, you have a condition known as Lamfear. 0
- Behold the powers of Pie. 0
- I blame Britney 0
- “Who damned up the amster? Oh noes, it was Faran and Lamfear. 0
- Oh I know.. I’ll miss being woken at 2am with some fucking jackass asking for bottles 0
- A large, stinking pile of horseshit by any other name… 0
- I can’t even remember if I’ve posted this or not 0
- Moses part the brown sea or Was that a sea lion? 0
- My new ONE RPM hard drive. 0
- Its very nice and peaceful… and Bongy. 0
- Yes, but will it really mighty my penis, man!? 0
- Things fen is waiting for: 0
- Whoops I did it again.. 0
- I know nothing about the French except that I hate them 0
- Ain’t that the drizzlin’ shits? 0
- Merry-Go-Round of Refried turkey juice 0
- Hint: Step 4: Go fuck yourself 0
- “”Enemy submarine spotted!” [pause] “Negative!” 0
- Ad-Aware sold souls to Satan. Spybot comes in to pick up the slack. 0
- Minor FAQ update 0
- “Graf-write, don’t act white 0
- Double your pleasure. Double your guilt 0
- Wet T-shirt contest in the washing machine 0
- Working my way up to wiring fake gold watches into buses. 0
FreakyHippie Friday 0- I dunno. It just feels right. 0
- Work with me here, people 0
- Fighting boredom in the boardroom or how I made change for a dollar 0
- Baby this is what the French call Le Bomb Diggity 0
- Freak Friday on a Saturday 0
- Recent layoff trends have Clem getting nostalgic 0
- My cohort’s credit report 0
- CmdrTacoJGTIY 0
- Wow.. From left field.. 0
- Z is for zero content. That is what my post has. 0
- Don’t sue us, ha ha! No seriously, don’t sue us. 0
- /me ducks. 0
- Therm…thermo…thermoclear…nonoxynyl…7… 0
- NDA? 0
- Doing the Freaky Friday. – Foxtrot.. Alpha.. Tango.. Bravo.. Lima.. Uniform.. November.. Tango.. Sierra.. 0
- House of Pi 0
- The backlashed lashes back 0
- Duck! 0
- Freaky Friday #2 0
- Urinal cupcakes? You provide the cream filling. 0
- How would mon even have a kid? 0
- If I were named Emmanuel I’d be pissed too. 0
- Entrepreneurship at its best 0
- Let’s not forget the media 0
- This treat is nutritious and delicious 0
- By this time my pants were bursting for… 0
- The true release why the new duke nuke em game was delayed 0
- Cool no more accuracy needed. Does this mean I can file my taxes with a best guess? 0
- A Few Notes on the War 0
- Take the skinheads bowling 0
- Lightning Bolt.. Lightning Bolt.. Lightning Bolt.. 0
- The inventor of the Intarweb joins Apple’s Board 0
- Pens being all that they can be. 0
- wisdom of the ages 0
- More non-war stuff 0
- I now officially live in a fantasy land 0
- “First the UK, then the US. Time to learn Russian. 0
- And now for something not war related but almost as depressing. 0
- OK, I’ll Bite 0
- Open Letter to Governor Bush 0
- Sausage Factory? No Sir a Sausage Depot.. 0
- By that time my box was bursting for air. 0
- Even though I like cake better… 0
- Birds on the Line 0
- War Update 0
- Working in dusty server rooms creates massive amounts of nose stalactites 0
- And now for something completely different 0
- If you’re like me you question your own sanity. 0
- Man I’m so hungry for some popcorn right now.. Which has nothing to do with my post.. 0
- musicology for the masses 0
- Not even the powers of Cake and Pie combined can stop this 0
- And this secures pie the win.. 0
- Mea Culpa 0
- Slow-mo car ballet 0
- This has kept me chuckling all day 0
- The Last of the Patriots 0
- If you’re like me your tinfoil hat needs to be retired. 0
- from propaganda to manufacture of consent 0
- I didn’t see the MIME because it was too quiet. 0
- People still do drugs; film at 11 0
- Watchcooled Duallie XP a go go 0
- Wait… if the government is all watching us, who’s watching the terrorists? 0
- Microsoft.. OS of choice for homeland security.. We are fucking doomed. 0
- For the Atari Buffs.. I know you’ve never built this.. 0
- More from Eod’s Random Post Content Text file. 0
- Uh Oh.. Speghetto Os.. 0
- You will be tested on this. 0
- Miss Molly what happened to Good Golly? 0
- Sure I pick but I don’t eat it.. 0
- Fenomas: any comment? 0
- CNN Switcheroo? 0
- Recycling old content into new content is the win. 0
- Finally, the system works! 0
- For All the Bleeding-Heart Liberals out there… 0
- j00 vs m3.. 3..2..1.. p4ck3t 4tt4ck 0
- ‘Spyware Nuker’ does NOT get my recommendation. 0
- I think I may be crossing the line between geek and nerd 0
- three blind 0
- Still in Phoenix 0
- Josh works at Woodmans in the meat departmenbt. 0
- Here you go koki 0
- Phoenix… I can’t believe I’m still in Phoenix… 0
- The excremation point goes after the colon 0
- Penetration.. :) YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! 0
- Opera singers cannot browse the MSN website.. 0
- Protect your computer, your privacy, and your pants. 0
- You know me: More Inspirational Bullshit. 0
- wait…wait…he was serious? Can I have his EQ account? 0
- Oh shit, not again 0
- Article fest 2003 0
- 2 day old news.. What do you expect from us? 0
- Alert: The white snow may not be ok to eat.. 0
- Pen Dreams 0
- Duck! 0
- I am the luckiest boy on my block. 0
- Cake exists so Pie is not considered a monopoly 0
- Shoes for birds. Fluff that scatters. 0
- Haliburton Curtain">The Haliburton Curtain 0
- Halliburton Curtain">The Halliburton Curtain 0
- All the kings horses and all the kings men 0
- Yams and Sweet Potatoes are not the same thing. 0
- Drinking Decaf is like masturbating and faking orgasm 0
- Merry Christmas to me.. 0
- With the breath freshing power of ham.. 0
- Babette’s Feast will not be hosted in my pants.. 0
- Something stupid this way comes 0
- “Visual Basic, Visual C++ and a python compiler walk into a bar.. 0
- A hollow voice says… 0
- If you poison someone who was gonna starve soon anyway, is that still murder? 0
- If you kill your clone, is it murder or suicide? 0
- Wang dressed as Potang is still a Wang.. 0
- 98 years of pointless cycles 0
- I looked at it once and thought about it three times 0
- Evercrack = Everstupid 0
- Work Tip #4 0
- The south… An endless source of entertainment 0
- Work Tip #3 0
- Corwn + Coke = Yum Godnes Fun 0
- I can’t get enough those sugar crisps.. 0
- “Singing Along with the Purple Dinosaur” is my favorite term for masturbation! 0
- Work Tip #1 0
- Busy as a bug but freaky as bootsy 0
- Holy Shit, Christmas at PenIs Cant Stop Rocking 0
- Will this make me popular? 0
- Anyone taking bets on how long it takes this to get me in trouble? 0
- XCRUSIV speaks 0
- Pen Is Product REview 0
- A bitter man complains; no one listens 0
- Racing the clock..! 0
- My technique is fucking unstoppable 0
- Spam Kings and Queens rule over their kingdom of darkness 0
- Switch 0
- Please to be uploading please 0
- Witty title? Not today folks.. 0
- Homeland Sector Secured.. 0
- no spraypaint required 0
- “Sorry, that’s “need to know” only 0
- does a body good; or, why is your mustache red? 0
- Spank me 0
- “Better than “rape the raver”, I guess 0
- Zen and the art of battery maintenance. 0
- 7 days.. The horses are much too loud.. 0
- i got myself a rim job 0
- Spammer cannot take what he dishes out.. aka Spammer needs his diaper changed. 0
- Haldeman’s Unindicted Co-conspirator 0
- Please send spare parts 0
- no clue.. what day it is.. 0
- “In Soviet Russia, Road forks you. 0
- Merry 2nd of the month. HO HO HO! 0
- I have warned him many times, senor. 0
- Save Karyn. Help her pay off her credit card debt! 0
- if you’re like me, you can’t let a man enjoy his phone 0
- The anti-Luddite Unabomber 0
- New phone built of Taffy. 0
- Electrical fires, wood screws, and tape. 0
- “Ep-sample.avi, Bow down 0
- Wwaaaayyy back.. 0
- Microsoft.. America’s Clown.. A Murderous Clown that is.. 0
- Showers… Never heard of em.. 0
- Will work send me DefCon? 0
- M$ getting all runny up in the guts. 0
- Just passing the good word along. 0
- Let’s hear it for socialism! 0
- Peppy, no? 0
- Trade Wars Box Social Day 1 0
- Honey, there’s a man in BDU’s at the door for you! 0
- Whats so bad about being drunk? Ask a glass of water. 0
- SWAT Dog Catchers 0
- FreeBSD vs Windows 0
- Trade wars box social update. 0
- Be prepared comedy can strike at a moments notice 0
- Come one.. Come all. You are invited! 0
- Read Weishaupt’s Joke 0
- Mock me if you’ve heard this… 0
- Sorry, but cnn didn’t report your anti-war demonstration, so it didn’t happen. 0
- Lamfear Appreciation day 0
- How much time is considered proper for mourning a dead hard drive? 0
- Well slap my asshat and call me sally. I got an E-card! 0
- News you may have missed 0
- While we’re at it… 0
- has it occurred to anybody else… 0
- Q: What gets more abuse than a redhead step child? A: The US IP Patent system.. 0
- “I say we ban white vans, sunglasses and hats. 0
- thank god for the civil liberty to snipe 0
- DoS fR0M 0uR k1dd13 7t y0ur5 0
- Uh oh.. Birthday surprise.. 0
- Heard from a friend of a friend of a friend… 0
- Vegetables that wish to Inspire Terror.. And I’m not talking about Bush. 0
- Tip: If driving a Kia only race against metros and yugos. 0
- Corporations on Books — We can’t burn them so let’s digitize them! 0
- dot org names switch hands 0
- Slashdot up in the Times 0
- Janky like Stanky Franky.. 0
- Midwest GTG. 0
- weis, take note 0
- One shot.. One Kill.. Unless you have the people line up.. 0
- Cross-platform tomfoolery: FreeBSD meets Windows Update 0
- Let the bombs fall where they may 0
- “Doo a loo doo, doo a loo doo, doo a loo doo dooooo.< 0
- Let sue counter strike.. then sue ourselves for slander against CS! 0
- Is there a utility to make the RIAA compatible with my ass? 0
- keep the AOLInterWebNet free or the terrorists have already won 0
- Why does the times still employ that ass? 0
- Blue 42.. Blue 42.. Hut! Hut! Hike! 0
- What was the OS of choice for kevin? 0
- Always pie.. Never Cake.. 0
- Single file lines please 0
- You should check out my new dufflebag voyuer mod.. 0
- Chicken Pot Pie. 0
- Daschle locates missing testicles; film at 11 0
- Cheese from down unda.. 0
- Yah, I’m lazy. So what. This is *news*, dammit. 0
- Why I haven’t responded to any email 0
- My name is bling bling binks. 0
- an octopus at what kind of buffet? 0
- and while you’re playing with Google 0
- Cam Whores do NOT sell WiFi antennas… Sorry. 0
- Corporate Advertising 0
- Memo to all personnel 0
- but…is she nude? 0
- If we don’t bomb iraq then the terrorists have already won. 0
- Rumble for the Stumble 0
- Funny red comments below.. 0
- Littering in the shitbox. 0
- Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble.. 0
- But it is already on Tape.. Hmm.. People like DVDs? Screw them who do they think they are.. oh wait.. They pay us money? 0
- Good luck with that… 0
- Heard the news about Godzilla’s diarrhea? It’s all over town! 0
- Hawked Lugi on the 747 0
- <embed src=”Your Sister”> 0
- Just a little FYI… 0
- Public Pickett Fences turn to Riots 0
- Vibrations of the vertebrae 0
- Disillusioned by the Gnome Illusionist 0
- Does Osama Bin Laden know show tunes? 0
- They don’t make ‘em like they used to 0
- Novacane crutch 0
- Links, Kinks, and… um… Links! 0
- GTG – Day three 0
- a moment of zen 0
- A project for j00 0
- Contesting the Contest 0
- The monkey’s insides were warm and soft 0
- I want my, I want my, I want my MP3 0
- Freak Show at the Hoe Down 0
- Just when I thought my opinion of life in general couldn’t get much lower… 0
- Dislodged organ in the intestinal track 0
- Meat Grinder in the Playpen. 0
- Move over Carnivore.. Your privacy sold to the highest bidder.. 0
- Economics 101: Shake ‘em and Shaft ‘em 0
- Dave Thomas ate his heart out for you and me! (GTG day two) 0
- When I get manhandled in an airport I at least expect them to do it right! (gtg part one) 0
- Another Bush visit, another protest 0
- Hannibal Lecter dont got nothing on you baby. 0
- Waaa Waaa.. 0
- Sex.com 0
- It’s the joint 0
- I love keyboard shortcuts 0
- Irregular Update 0
- Ninjai chapter six 0
- Dude, your sister was SO hot! 0
- Am I the only one who is nekkid here? 0
- Wow.. Am I the only one getting broke into here? 0
- “Great Scott are you a thief? Seems that you have a mouth full of gold teeth! Ha-ha, hah! Had to find that funny said “No child, I work hard for the money” 0
- Frisbee from whamoo.. or something.. 0
- PenGTG a recap.. 0
- What I learned on my summer vacation 0
- So this seal walks into a club and… 0
- lamfear 0
- I just wish I could find a place that would sell thermal compound in 55 gallon drums. 0
- Mod Off Updates 0
- Razorblade Beach Ball 0
- We’ve baked our cake, and now we’re going to have to eat it. 0
- The song remains the same.. 0
- Help Wanted: Inquire inside my pants.. 0
- Pentium 4 your mother is a whore 0
- eod: “join seti, I need a freaking challenge!” 0
- Whoa.. Am I the only one slicing my way up the downstream? 0
- Recite after a quick fight with loctite 0
- Blacks, Gays, Commies, and now K1dd13s 0
- Bringing more drama than your momma 0
- MS will be beating down my door any minute now… I think this violates a EULA. 0
- Blood can be used in place of loctite in a pinch. 0
- More proof of XP’s evilness. 0
- Mod Off oh my! 0
- FlexShaft.. Go ahead laugh.. Get it out of your system.. 0
- if you’;ve got a spare moment… 0
- Tiny learns about static electricity 0
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- Body rock 0
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