Did I really forget how to spell my username or did the furniture get moved *that* much

cause it looks real fucking weird around here, not gonna lie.

hey punks. howzit?

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  • Hey hey hey!

    Everything got reset in 2017. So if you haven't been around for a few years then yes, the furniture definitely moved a bit. This is at least the fourth iteration of a Pen forum.

    If I recall correctly, the first iteration was on a third party (ezboard) and is lost. Of course that provider has excluded all of their content from archive.org too, so only a few screenshots exist.

    There are HTML archives online from the second iteration of a pen message board (2000-2004?). Its not searchable, but sometimes fun to browse. http://penismightier.com/forum/ubb/Forum1/HTML/ (The links inside of the pages don't work because for a few months the forum was pointing at a subdomain due to a dispute[?] with a webhost). For what its worth, this is the version of the forums that Koki wrote her research paper on. :smiley:

    The last iteration covering something like a dozen years is backed up, but not online.

  • The vbulletin install lasted so long on a old way exploitable version. The only protection it had was Tim the Enchanter.

  • I still kind of can't believe there's anything here. Y'all are badasses just for that (eod yo).

    This shit is technically older than Reddit, right? Yep (I googled that myself, be proud, I learned that from y'all).

    I am weirdly sad and relieved that the block of time when I posted a lot is now offline :smile:

  • edited May 2

    @KittenVicious said:
    [...] sad and relieved [...]

    That is a mood right there. :-)

    Reading shit I wrote over 20 years ago both impresses me for how much imagination I had (and memory for events!) but also makes me sad with some of the opinions I was very loud about. I miss some of the "edginess" of the early forum a lot, but not some of the shit that lurked under it. Plus of course the community we had was amazing at times.

    Hmm. That gives me an idea for a topic actually.

  • Just marking time until everyone's kids move out and Facebook dies so this place can start hoppin' again, with posts about prostate checks and the best adult diapers...

  • The furniture moving part is
    Very Likely Related to UAP [Maybe Space Aliens, Maybe Inter-Dimensional. ]

    Renewed my FanClub Membership, today!

  • @joshy said:
    Just marking time until everyone's kids move out and Facebook dies so this place can start hoppin' again, with posts about prostate checks and the best adult diapers...

    Holy crap you're probably right.

    Although I swear I remember seeing some colonoscopy posts already... though perhaps that was Facepunch. I know I was complaining about my damn blood pressure meds not that long ago. Let me tell you the lawn looks so much better when its mowed in a pattern too. Plus I think the evening news anchors may be getting taken over by the liberal marxist socialist communist leftist BLM antifa interests. How come the grandkids never call?

  • edited May 5

    @DonaldRDeChico said:

    The furniture moving part is
    Very Likely Related to UAP [Maybe Space Aliens, Maybe Inter-Dimensional. ]

    Renewed my FanClub Membership, today!

    The question is... will Naruto running fix this?

  • @Clme said:

    @joshy said:
    Just marking time until everyone's kids move out and Facebook dies so this place can start hoppin' again, with posts about prostate checks and the best adult diapers...

    Holy crap you're probably right.

    Although I swear I remember seeing some colonoscopy posts already... though perhaps that was Facepunch. I know I was complaining about my damn blood pressure meds not that long ago. Let me tell you the lawn looks so much better when its mowed in a pattern too. Plus I think the evening news anchors may be getting taken over by the liberal marxist socialist communist leftist BLM antifa interests. How come the grandkids never call?

    I had a foot of colon removed and a hip replacement, already getting AARP membership mail and yet I refuse to ever grow up.

  • @LonMabonJovi said:
    I had a foot of colon removed and a hip replacement, already getting AARP membership mail and yet I refuse to ever grow up.

    Congrats on being able to walk and shit! :-)

    But yeah. I'll be a grumpy old man making immature jokes and memes.

  • being able to walk and shit are basically the standards for how well we age, right? so even if you're missing a foot of colon and using a walker, fuck it. we down.

    never understood the naruto thing. my kids are addicted to fucking pokemon and... and jfc. what is it? why is it?

    that's how i can tell i'm old now. i don't understand about 70 percent of the shit people care about. which is up by like 10 percent, but still.

  • I used to love making reference jokes, but since I quit watching tv and movies I realized anyone who hadn't seen Monty Python back then must have thought I had brain damage.

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